Linda Hogan

Linda Hogan and her 23-year-old fiance boy toy are headed to rehab.

Relationship Rehab. The VH1 spinoff of Celebrity Rehab. Obviously ...

The Hulk's 52-year-old ex-wife apparently has some issues to work out with Charlie Hill, and they've agreed to appear on the upcoming reality show. Taping is underway.

You two kids hang in there now.

Linda and Hulk Hogan finalized their divorce back in 2009, and Charlie Hill, who Linda had been dating since 2008, when he wasn't old enough to buy alcohol.

He proposed a year later. Hulk began dating a Brooke Hogan clone.

Joining them on the new show? DMX and Tashera Simmons, his estranged wife, with whom he is looking to repair their marriage. Should be CAN'T MISS television.

Sadly, the kaput Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have not been asked to join the cast. Now that would be a ratings boost for the fledgling reality telecast.

Hulk Hogan has dropped a legal leg drop on his ex-wife.

The former professional wrestler filed a lawsuit against Linda Hogan last week, following allegations in her new memoir that claim the Hulkster abused her physically and carried on a same-sex affair with former WWE star Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake.

"After the four-year crazy divorce I thought I'd heard everything I could hear in the courtroom," Hulk told Us Weekly of his basis for filing the defamation suit. "Then, all of a sudden she says I abused her, that I was violent. She told everybody that I was a homosexual."

Labeling the accusations as "insane," Hulk continued:

If "I was a homosexual I would embrace it. It's just so crazy to hear, so I have a real problem with it... If you're going to say I'm something that I'm not to try to ruin my career and my livelihood... I have to answer her back."

It's been a long time since we wrote about Hulk Hogan and his ex-wife, but don't worry. The two haven't become any more stable.

The former WWE star has filed a lawsuit against Linda Hogan, alleging she lied and defamed him her memoir, "Wrestling the Hulk—My Life Against the Ropes." In the book, Linda claims Hulk beat her, took drugs and engaged in sexual encounters, all fibs meant to revive her career, the wrestler says in court documents.

The 18-page lawsuit states that such accusations have "harmed the reputation of Mr. Bollea, exposed him to distrust, hatred, contempt and ridicule."

Hulk is demanding a trial by jury and asking for Linda to stop broadcasting and publishing excerpts from the biography during her book promotion. In an interview earlier this year, Linda said she feared becoming a "a statistic" like Nicole Simpson, hinting strongly that Hulk often came close to killing her.

Hulk Hogan may have been a violet man in the ring, leg-dropping opponents for years and becoming the most famous name in wrestling history.

But the former WWE star denied all charges yesterday that he acted in any kind of similar manner at home, following Linda Hogan's shocking allegations on The Today Show.

Speaking to Matt Lauer (and promoting her autobiography), Linda said she feared for her life any time Hulk flew into one of his rages, which included tearing shirts and throwing lamps.

Hulk Hogan Responds to Wife

Hulk's response?

He called in to The Bubba the Love Sponge Show, said Linda was "delusional," he never laid a hand on her and we should "just take her and put her in the same category with the Iron Sheik and the Ultimate Warrior. They all belong together."

Earlier this month, the Warrior, a foe of Hogan's in the ring many years ago, accused him of doping and wife-swapping.

In his autobiography, Hulk Hogan called out ex-wife Linda Hogan, referring to her as an "abusive alcoholic" who used to go after the couple's children.

Now, Linda is firing back.

On The Today Show this morning, the former wrestler's ex promoted her new book ("Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against the Ropes") and said she feared for her life while married to Hogan.

Linda Hogan Today Show Interview

"[He] tore my shirt," she said. "He threw lamps. He held me down on the bed with his hands around my throat during arguments, slamming doors, pounding walls. I was always afraid he would kill me in one of his rages."

Did he ever show remorse for these alleged actions? Nope: "To this day he’s never apologized for any of his actions," Linda said.

Why bash your kids' father in public? Who knows. But at least she isn't mocking her daughter's fake boobs anymore.

UPDATE: Hulk has responded and referred to these allegations as "delusional." Visit THG tomorrow morning to hear his entire reply!

After an contentious, ugly split from Hulk Hogan and an unusual courtship with a (much) younger man, Linda Hogan and Charlie Hill are getting married.

Sometimes you gotta marry your daughter's classmate. You know how it is.

Linda is 50 and Charlie 21. They began dating over two years ago. At least Hill, who went to school with Brooke Hogan, can drink at his own wedding.

The Brooke Knows Best star and wannabe singer, who has gone on record with her opinion of the couple, looks down on the union: "I personally don't like it at all or condone it. But she's my mom, so I have to show her support,'' she said.

Charlie Hill first got with cougar Linda Hogan at age 19.

According to some reports, the pair will wed on the Alimoney, the yacht that Linda got in the bitter divorce, finalized last year. Classy name for a boat.

Will Hulk, who's gotten re-engaged himself, to Brooke look-alike Jennifer McDaniel, give the couple his blessing? Surprisingly, it looks like he might.

“I’m ecstatic for her, I’m very happy for them. I think they’re perfect for each other. I wish them the best,” he said in a statement to Radar Online.

Hulk's attorney offered similar well wishes for Linda Hogan and a desire to put the combative period in the former couple's lives behind them.

Congrats, Linda and Charlie! Think it will last?

Unlike the Oprah Winfrey autobiography we wrote about earlier today, the following book is actually going forward. To the chagrin of numerous trees that will be killed in its name.

In response to her ex-husband's recent memoir, which labeled her an “abusive alcoholic,” Linda Hogan is preparing a tell-all of her own.

It will focus on her turbulent relationship with Hulk Hogan; her son's 2007 car accident; and "how much better life is now that she is no longer married," her attorney, Ray Rafool, said.

Rafool also labeled the upcoming book as "uplifting," which we can only assume is a reference to where her skirt ends up every night in bed with 19-year old Charlie Hill.

“She will include all the trials she endured during the marriage, Nick’s accident and the things she has accomplished,” Rafool told Fox News. “Linda wants people to know her – she understands what it is like to get a divorce, to be a mother with grown children and establish a career and move forward.”

That career? Bitter ex-reality star.

Rafool adds that Hulk Hogan probably won't like the book. If it includes more references to her daughter's boob job and banging habits, Brooke Hogan might not be a fan of it, either.

Hulk Hogan made a name for himself in the contrived world of professional living.

According to ex-wife Linda Hogan, the same sort of fiction can be applied to his upcoming autobiography, My Life Outside The Ring.

In the book, Hulk writes he was very close to suicide, while also laying into his former flame, referring to Linda as an "abusive alcoholic."

“As far as what he has said about Linda, it’s not accurate about her being involved with heavy alcohol and being abusive, and trying to hit Nick with a wine bottle? Absolutely false. It’s disappointing and it is irritating," said Linda's rep, adding:

"We disagree and wish he would have stuck to the facts instead of sensationalism to sell his book. It does reheat a lot of stuff, but it makes her feel all the more happy that she’s divorced and away from him. He’s [girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel's] problem now."

What about Linda's relationship with daughter Brooke Hogan?

It's reportedly made Lindsay and Michael Lohan seem like close relatives.

“They’re very good," said the rep. "Brooke has been spending a lot of time with Linda in California. It’s been a great revolution that they are back together, mother and daughter, very close, and in fact, she talked to Brooke today at least once or twice."

No word on how many times Linda mocked Brooke's fake boobs on those calls, but, hey, at least they're chatting!

Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan are officially divorced.

"We've reached a marital settlement agreement," Linda's attorney told a Florida judge this morning, while Linda herself later added: "The war is over."

The war in question has included Linda fearing that Hulk might murder her; Linda dating a 19-year old loser that went to high school with her children; and Linda calling out daughter Brooke on her fake boobs.

Indeed, it's been quite the journey for the Hogans.

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Earlier today, it sounded like Hogan just wanted his relationship with his ex to be forgotten about. He told The Tampa Tribune: "When you're married to someone for 23 years ... you hope for the best .... We just got torn apart."

Call us crazy, but we doubt the former wrestler will shed any Joe Jonas-like tears over the break-up.

Will the dysfunctional Hogan family ever resolve its differences?

Maybe someday. In an ideal world. But that sure isn't right now.

Brooke Hogan is still pretty sure she knows best, or at least better than her dumbass mom Linda, who's been trashing her in the media of late.

"I'm the only one with my head on straight," she says. "I don't know what's wrong with mom. Dad and brother are doing good. I'm straightforward."

In another interview with E! News, Brooke explains that it's Linda Hogan's tendency to talk about her publicly that has made her distrust her.

"The things she's said about me, and I'm like, how could I ever trust her again?" she explains, referring to Linda calling her out on her fake boobs.

"How could I ever look at her and be like, 'You kind of threw me in front of the bus in front of the whole world... Who does that to their kid?"

Brooke's been sticking to her father, Hulk Hogan's side in all the drama with Linda, despite his dating Jennifer McDaniel, who creepily looks just like her.

"I'm just looking at how my dad's treating me and how my mom's treating me, and my mom has kind of backstabbed me a couple times. I feel betrayed."

As for her mom's current boytoy, Charlie Hill, a former schoolmate of Brooke and brother Nick Hogan, Brooke doesn't have a lot to say that's positive.