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Lil Wayne turns 30 today. Google turns 14. Happy birthday you guys!

Surprisingly, the search engine giant know to millions of senior citizens as "The Google" did not exist at the dawn of the Internet. How pissed were AltaVista and MetaCrawler on 9/27/98?!

As for Lil Wayne, the man's accomplished a lot for a 30-year-old.

Happy Birthday Google!

We're not just talking about his impressive number of arrests or kids fathered out of wedlock either, though each sum is formidable. The dude just made music history.

Surpassing Elvis Presley, Lil Wayne is now the all-time king of the Billboard Hot 100 chart, with 109 songs featured on it. Whatever you think of his music, that's no joke.

Check out some of our favorite Lil Wayne videos and pics after the jump!

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Lil Wayne celebrates his 28th birthday today in style. Rikers Island style.

As he sits in the New York jail, doing time for weapons charges, all is not lost. The rapper is releasing his eighth album, I Am Not a Human Being, today!

"My family, I like to do things for him for his birthday, you hear me?" rapper and frequent Weezy collaborator Birdman said, making moderate to no sense.

Wayne after pleading guilty to felony gun charges last year.

Anyway, happy birthday, Lil Wayne! If you can go 39 more days without carving a crude shank out of a toothbrush, you can come home November 4! Woo!

"We all excited," Birdman said. "He's happy. He wanna get out that place. That ain't no place for him to be." Indeed. Surely his many baby mamas concur.

Click to enlarge some Weezy pics in honor of the big day here:

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Lil Wayne Biography

Lil Wayne Mug Shot (Reloaded) Lil Wayne is a dude who started off relatively unknown outside the hip-hop world, but his profile has grown as he's gotten arrested a few... More »
Born
Birthplace
New Orleans, Louisiana
Full Name
Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.

Lil Wayne Quotes

Lil Wayne: I don't do too many [drugs]. I just smoke weed and drink. But I'll never fuck with no more coke. It's not about the bad high; it's just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out. I'm a pretty boy.

The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist - there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president.

Lil Wayne
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