Is Levi Johnston's little sister about to follow in his naked footsteps? She just might be, says a hilarious report. Are you ready for Mercede Johnston nude?!
The 18-year-old, who recently started her own blog, has been hitting the gym hard in Wasilla, Alaska, looking to shed 10-15 pounds for the risque pictorial.
Mercede Johnston will pose for Playboy in L.A. this month, reports say. We'll believe it when we see it, but even if this is false, kudos to whomever made it up.
WINNERS: Comment rendered unnecessary.
Her brother single-handedly revived Playgirl, whose Levi Johnston nude spread and all its strategically placed hockey equipment sold record numbers in 2010.
While Levi refused to give fans the full Johnston, Mercede will be holding nothing back, supposedly. She's going full frontal, according to inside sources.
Try to contain your excitement. Sarah Palin has not yet been reached for comment on this breaking news. Give it time, though. She'll comment on ANYTHING.