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Levi Johnston has been working out like a madman to prepare for his Playgirl photo shoot. He's also looking to gobble up massive amounts of publicity and attention high-protein moose meat whenever he can go hunting.

The 19-year-old baby daddy of Bristol Palin definitely didn't shoot blanks when he knocked her up last year, so you best believe he uses live ammo, if you follow.

"Moose meat is very good for you, high in protein and very lean," his trainer, Marvin Jones, told People magazine. "[Levi] is an avid hunter, so he has his own."

He's adopted a 3,500-calorie low-carb diet as part of a grueling regimen to ready him for next month's highly-anticipated Levi Johnston nude photo shoot.

Johnston works out three hours a day, six days a week, followed by cardio training and then rest in the sauna. It's a tough life, but someone's gotta do it.

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Whether he's hunting moose or sleeping with Sarah Palin's daughter, Levi Johnston does not mess around. The safety is definitely not on, if you know what we mean.

"I'm not trying to give him that body builder look. He's going to be more toned and defined," says Jones. "I'd like to see him with rounder and more muscular shoulders, with a fuller chest. We're going to firm his abs up,  give him a smaller waist."

Levi has also been milking his 15 minutes of fame to death paying bills by busting a nut in an ad for Wonderful Pistachios. Is this a great country, or what?

He may not have ever really been engaged to Bristol Palin, but Johnston is wholly committed to the training sessions, according to his fitness coordinator.

"I know this is something he wants to do and we're having fun training," says Jones. "We're very much  looking forward to revealing all his hard work!"

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Without a doubt, Levi Johnston nude photos are in bad taste.

Similarly, spending pages and pages of one's autobiography bashing the heck out of your grandson's father could also been seen as morally questionable.

Levi Johnston and Brittani Senser

But that's exactly what sources say Sarah Palin has done in her upcoming memoir Going Rogue: An American Life. According to the National Enquirer, the book is a "self-serving press release" with one goal: destroying the credibility Bristol's ex-fiance.

Because this is exactly what a possible Presidential candidate should be focusing on: an 18-year old desperate for money and attention.

Said a publishing source, with knowledge of the book:

"Sarah got a ton of dough from her advance, but the book appears to be nothing more than a self-serving press release touting what she calls her 'happy marriage.' It's also a renewed attack on Levi Johnston, calling him 'a liar' once again for all the claims he's made against her after breaking up with Bristol and for saying he's going to battle for custody of baby Tripp."

Palin also shoots down rumors that she and Todd Palin are nearing a divorce, while calling Levi a "bald-faced liar."

Simply put, the insider added: "Sarah unleashes a blistering attack on Levi."

We can just imagine her 2012 Presidential campaign motto now: Levi Sucks. Democrats Swallow!

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Levi Johnston is getting ready to bare all in Playgirl, and when you finally see Bristol Palin's baby daddy naked, he's going to be as buff as he's ever been.

That's because "Team Levi is in the process of preparing for his Playgirl appearance," his lawyer Rex Butler reports, saying Levi's working out like a madman.

"He is in the gym six days a week for the next three weeks."

Butler said he wasn't aware of any "particular issue" in which the photos would appear, but the issue should be out "probably before the end of the year."

Johnston, who welcomed a son, Tripp, last December with Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin, still wasn't sure whether to show "the front or the back."

These are tough decisions when you're Levi Johnston.

TEAM LEVI: Johnston with manager/bodyguard Tank.

We're sure you're eagerly awaiting word if you will be able to see Levi Johnston naked full-frontal style, and we promise, you'll know as soon as we do.

In the meantime, the high school dropout who also quit his oil field job, is doing everything he can to milk his 15 minutes of fame (and possibly more).

He can be found in a new TV commercial for the Wonderful brand of pistachios. As Johnston cracks open a nut, shielded by his huge bodyguard and manager Tank, a voiceover chimes in, "Now Levi Johnston does it with protection."

We're sure the Palins all loved that one.

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For Levi Johnston, baby daddy of Bristol Palin, it's time to get crackin'.

Literally. Dude is cracking some serious nut in an ad for pistachios.

We're serious. For whatever reason, Levi is in a new commercial for Wonderful Pistachios, accompanied by his enormous bodyguard and manager, Tank.

The tagline? "Now Levi Johnston does it with protection." Unreal.

It's probably good Tank was on hand for the filming of this commercial, and he might want to stick around for awhile after. Todd Palin is going to try to run Levi's ass over with a snow machine if he sees this during the local news ...

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As you've probably seen and heard (approximately once a week for the past two months) Levi Johnston has been on a media tour bashing Sarah Palin.

Last year, Levi knocked up the former Alaska Governor and Republican V.P. candidate's teenage daughter Bristol, then pretended to be engaged to her until the campaign was over. Now that it is, Levi's not holding anything back!

But Meghan McCain, daughter of Palin's running mate John McCain, thinks he should focus his time and effort elsewhere. Like on raising his baby son.

"I think he should go back to Alaska and take care of his baby, which he claims he wants to be doing, but I just see him going to events," Meghan said.

Not posing in Playgirl? Come on, Megs, cut him some slack!

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Meghan McCain offers criticism of Levi, and encouragement for Tila.

Speaking to Us Weekly at a launch party for fashion blog CocoPerez in New York, the 24-year-old McCain, who is friends with Bristol Palin, said of Levi:

"If I had a child, I would be at home taking care of it."

It's not an unfair statement. Tripp Johnston, Levi's son with Bristol Palin, will be nine months old later this month, and he's been trying to pay the bills with countless interviews. But how smart is it to keep ripping Tripp's grandma?

In any case, Meghan also said her dad is "doing good" and "keeping busy," while her BFF Tila Tequila is also hanging in there. Yes, they really are friends.

Tila recently claimed San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman roughed her up over Labor Day weekend, but the D.A. decided not to press charges.

"My heart goes out to her," Meghan said. "I think she's going to do a civil trial. Obviously, I think any abuse towards a woman is just reprehensible."

Added the younger McCain of her pal Tila, "She's a fighter!"

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Seriously. Word has it Levi Johnston is going to take one of his nude photo shoot suitors up on their offer and take it all off for a revealing new spread.

The only debate:

  • Whether to go full frontal, leave nothing to the imagination and giving us a long-awaited view of the package he used to put a baby in Bristol Palin.
  • Whether to stick with side and rear shots, billing the shoot as "naked" but not really revealing much (also known as the Heidi Montag nude model).

Truly, it is a conundrum for the ages.

Levi and Tripp Johnston

His son Tripp is naked here. Soon Levi Johnston will follow (birthday) suit.

Seriously, this is a real story. He's not going to pose for some site that offered him $25,000 if he pleasures himself via webcam (eww), but he's dropping his pants for Playgirl. Hey, you might as well keep the nude pics classy.

Levi's handler confirms he's going to pose for the magazine at some point this month and is deciding whether he's going to show "the front or back."

He just can't decide which. Either way, Levi Johnston has been hittin' the gym like a madman and working with his own trainer to tone that physique.

A waste of time, as they'll airbrush him anyway, but you gotta admire the dedication to his career (term used in a fashion more loose than Bristol).

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Levi Johnston has a good gig.

Just 19 years old, he lives his life largely out of the limelight, but once in awhile gets a nice paycheck to dish about former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, whose teenage daughter he famously impregnated in early 2008. Nice work!

Vanity Fair is the latest to profile America's most beloved unwed teen baby daddy. In the magazine's October issue, Levi explains what happened behind the scenes of the 2008 campaign for the White House - and inside the Palin home.

Johnston wastes little time dispelling myths about the former Alaska Governor ...

Levi on Sarah's parenting: "There wasn’t much ... The kids do it all themselves: cook, clean, do the laundry, get ready for school. Most of the time [Bristol Palin] would help her sister with homework. I’d barbecue chicken or steak on the grill."

Levi and Mrs. Palin

On Sarah's reaction to him knocking up Bristol: "Sarah told me she had a great idea: we would keep it a secret - nobody would know that Bristol was pregnant. She told me that once Bristol had the baby she and Todd would adopt him."

"Sarah kept mentioning this. She wouldn’t give up. She would say, 'So, are you gonna let me adopt him?' We kept telling her definitely not. I think that Sarah didn’t want people to know her 17-year-old daughter was going to have a kid."

On Palin's response to criticism that John McCain lost because of her: "She thought she was running for president. She'd say 'I brought everything to the table' and 'the majority of people were out there voting because of me!'"

On Sarah changing post-campaign: "Sarah walked around the house pouting ... one or two weeks after she got back, she started talking about how nice it would be to quit, write a book or do a show and make 'triple the money.'"

Quality stuff, and certainly there will be plenty more where that came from. Just write Levi Johnston a check and he'll bash Sarah all you like!

Here's a behind-the-scenes video of Levi's photo shoot with Vanity Fair ...

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Levi Johnston has bills to pay in order to support baby Tripp.

Whether he resorts to taking it all off for an adult entertainment site in order to pay them is another ball of wax, but hey, stranger things have happened.

The website Straight College Men has made an offer to Levi Johnston for $25,000 following his statement last week that he'd go nude for the right price.

Will he take it?

The website writes in an open letter to the man who put a baby in Bristol Palin:

"Having seen your recent interview where you said you'd consider posing nude for the right price, Straight College Men would like to offer you $25,000."

They then describe what Levi must do on video to earn his paycheck. You can use your imagination ... or just move on to our next article now.

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Tripp Johnston has already gone nude for GQ. Will Levi?

"Given your well known heterosexuality, you likely don't know Straight College Men and its hundreds of naked straight men, but we've been around for eight years," the offer continues, asking Johnston to come out to their Vegas home base.

"We're prepared to offer you 50 times the regular amount for your time. We would pay, too, for your first class flight, hotel accommodations, and limo."

Unzipped magazine has already made its own offer to see Levi Johnston naked. Okay, we're going to move on to some real news now, we promise.

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An unemployed father at the age of 19, Levi Johnston has bills to pay and no way to pay them. Except cashing in on his 15 minutes in every conceivable way.

To that end, following a statement on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live that he'd consider posing nude for the right price, Levi has received such an offer.

Unzipped magazine wants the baby daddy of Bristol Palin and newfound wannabe media darling to take it all off. Says the publication's executive editor:

“As the top-selling nude men’s magazine, Levi Johnston will receive a level of quality in his shoot with Unzipped that can’t be found anywhere else.”

Reassuring, right?

Levi Johnston will do anything for a paycheck, including be Kathy Griffin's date to the Teen Choice Awards. Could posing nude be next on his career agenda?

“Likewise, as evidenced by our May 2009 cover story featuring a nude Beau Breedlove discussing his affair with Portland, Oregon mayor Sam Adams, we also offer models a unique opportunity to share their side of the story."

"This could clearly be a win-win for all involved.”

Truer words have rarely been spoken.

There are no details on the amount of pay Levi Johnston would receive should he accept the offer, but here's hoping he does. Just so people can wave the photos at Sarah Palin speaking engagements from now until the end of time.

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America's favorite unwed teen baby daddy, Levi Johnston, made headlines this week by attending the Teen Choice Awards for some reason (with date Kathy Griffin) and giving another round of unintentionally hilarious interviews about Sarah Palin.

The 19-year-old Levi, who put a baby up in Bristol Palin last year, is taking every opportunity to speak, mostly nonsensically, about anything he's asked about.

Last night, that mission brought him to Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live.

Appearing from his home in Alaska via Skype, Levi Johnston took time away from hunting to drop the following bits of knowledge on our domes:

  • On whether he likes cougars: “A little bit, yeah.”
  • On whether Sarah Palin is America’s top cougar: “Not my favorite, no.”
  • On if he’d ever pose nude: “It depends on the money, man.”
  • On being a gay pin-up boy: “I think it’s great man. Um, I like my fans.”
  • On how much he pays Bristol Palin in child support: "Come on man, you know you have to talk to my lawyer about that."
  • On if there were any gays in Wasilla, Alaska: “Oh yeah. We got gays in Wasilla, Anchorage. They’re all up here.”

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