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It's happened. Miami's LeBronaissance is at an end and the LeBrodigal son is returning home.

Yes, in case you're not fluent in Bad Pun, LeBron James is returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers after opting out of his contract with the Miami Heat.

While LeBron expressed his thoughts on the dissolution of The Heatles in an eloquent essay he posted online today, the Internet reacted to the news the best way it knows how: memes!

LeBron vs. Bosh and D-Wade
We think it's safe to say Dwyane is feeling blindsided today. Bosh's raptor-like reaction face is perfect.

The jokes range from the obvious (Miami fans gearing up to set fire to LeBron jerseys), to the equally obvious but still hilarious (Chris Bosh's moth agape in ostrich-like horror).

Jump into the gallery above to mourn or rejoice as befits your NBA loyalty. 

Hey, either way, at least now the King's teammates will know how to spell their first names. Right, Dwyane Wade?

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Cue up Diddy, Cleveland fans: LeBron James is coming home!

The superstar free agent announced the news himself today in a personal essay for Sports Illustrated, spurning the Miami Heat and other clubs anxious for his very impressive services.

Of the fans in Cleveland and his native region in general, James writes:

"I want to give them hope when I can. I want to inspire them when I can. My relationship with Northeast Ohio is bigger than basketball. I didn’t realize that four years ago. I do now."

LBJ in SI

James went on to thank everyone in the Heat organization, emphasizing that his decision to leave was all about the opportunity in Cleveland and no reflection of any kind on anyone in Miami.

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Free agent NBA superstar LeBron James and wife Savannah Brinson are expecting their third child together, according to multiple news reports.

Speculation first began that the basketball player's longtime love - they've been together since high school - was pregnant again back in March.

Looks like the rumors were true!

LeBron James and Savannah Brinson Pic

Miami Heat president Pat Riley, who's trying to re-sign James, quietly revealed the news (and baby-to-be's gender) at a recent press conference.

"Savannah now is going to have a little baby girl to join her in the fight against the two boys and LeBron, which she needs," he told reporters.

It's a girl! Aww!

The lifelong sweethearts are already parents to sons LeBron James, Jr., 8, and Bryce Maximus James, 6. Check out the two boys' hoops skills below:

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During Game 5 of the Indiana Pacers vs. Miami Heat Eastern Conference finals last night, Lance Stephenson pulled out all the stops to keep his team from being eliminated.

First, he bizarrely attempted to sneak into a Miami huddle, then the Pacers guard pulled a maneuver that will live on in the annals of NBA history:

The clip above shows Stephenson blowing into the ear of LeBron James, and while you may think that LeBron's face is the funniest possible result of Stephenson's weird attempt at distraction, you would be wrong.

The image has inspired some of the funniest memes we've seen since Contemplative Kanye took the Internet by storm:

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Think you are the biggest LeBron James fan on the planet?

Think again.

An unidentified Miami Heat fan recently stopped by the South Florida juice bar owned by LeBron's wife, Savannah Brinson, and posed for a photo with his idol while holding up his shirt to reveal a RIDICULOUS LeBron tattoo.

Ridiculously awesome? Ridiculously terrifying? Ridiculously loyal? You tell us.

LeBron James Back Tattoo
Think you're the biggest LeBron James fans in the world? This guy may have you beat.

James, however, was impressed by this massive piece of ink.

"This dude came into the @thejuicespot with his lady today," he wrote on Instagram along with the photo. "Got him some juices and showed me this while he was at it. Had to take a flick with him #WOW #WitnessHistory #StriveForGreatness"

In related news: Savannah Brinson owns a juice bar?!?

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LeBron James shared a personal message to his father - who he's never seen or met - on Instagram this week, and it's not what you would expect. At all.

In discussing his life with GQ, James opened up about how the specific circumstances of his single-parent upbringing helped make him the man he is.

The Huffington Post repackaged James' quote as a photo, which the NBA star liked so much, he put it up on Instagram and shared it with fans. The quote:

LeBron James' Note to Dad

"Like, 'Wow, Dad, you know what, I don't know you, I have no idea who you are, but because of you is part of the reason who I am today.'"

"The fuel that I use - you not being there - it's part of the reason I grew up to become who I am. It's part of the reason why I want to be hands-on with my endeavors."

"And to be able to put my guys that's with me now in position. Like Maverick Carter, my right-hand guy in business. Rich Paul, my agent. Randy Mims, my friend - he's my manager, you know."

"So me in a position allowing people around me to grow, that maybe wouldn't have happened if I had two parents, two sisters, a dog, and a picket fence, you know?"

"Because of you Pops! Thanks all along. Could have said why me with u not being there but look what I made of myself," James wrote in his Instagram caption.

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LeBron James' kids DESTROYED a Nerf hoop with an alley-oop slam dunk on Christmas, and dad was so proud, he shared the highlight on Instagram.

The basketball star's sons, 6-year-old Bryce and 9-year-old LeBron Jr. (a.k.a. "Bronny") certainly seem to have inherited some of their father's talent.

Watch Bryce's nifty pass to Bronny for a thunderous dunk:

Skills. And swagger. Better make room, 2023 NBA Draft!

LeBron James Instagrammed the video for L.A. Clippers point guard Chris Paul and power forward Blake Griffin, known for a few such plays of their own.

He wrote to the pair: "Bronny and Bryce gone hold down Lob City until y'all get back. Cool? It's like the both of y'all but we gone keep it in our room. Haha."

Also cool? LeBron, 28, is married to the boys' mother, Savannah Brinson, and has been in a relationship with her since the couple was in high school.

Glad Christmas was fun in the Miami Heat star's house.

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LeBron James and Savannah Brinson are newly married and enjoying their honeymoon in Rome, which the NBA star has been documenting on Instagram.

The couple kept their wedding as private as possible last weekend, prohibiting phones and using umbrellas to protect the identity of people arriving.

Now that it's over, LeBron James and Savannah Brinson are going slightly more public with their affection, sharing adorable photos from their trip.

LeBron gushed over his new bride on the social network, writing:

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Savannah Brinson and LeBron James have tied the knot.

The couple, parents of two sons and sweethearts for the past 12 (!) years since, finally made it official at the Grand Del Mar hotel in San Diego, Calif.

LeBron and Savannah Brinson

The couple's sons LeBron James, Jr., 8, and Bryce Maximus James, 6, were there for mom and dad's big day along with friends and family members.

On hand for the wedding were LeBron's teammate and fellow NBA all-star Dwyane Wade, his girlfriend Gabrielle Union, singer Ne-Yo and many others.

LeBron James and Savannah Brinson got engaged in January 2012 after he proposed with a huge ring at the Shelborne hotel in South Beach.

Congratulations to the happy couple and family!

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Has LeBron James gobbled up Reggie Bush's alleged sloppy seconds?

According to a Bossip report, the basketball superstar exchanged some racy text messages with the model after spotting her at a Miami nightclub this month, although it's unclear if any bodily fluids were exchanged between the two.

Heck, it's unclear if this story is even true, considering Ortega ALSO accused Bush of texting her inappropriately back when he was dating Kim Kardashian.

Learn more about these allegations in the following video and take note: LeBron is engaged to Savanna Brinson and a wedding is scheduled in San Diego for September 14.

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