The Real Housewives of Miami returned with a "A Tale of Two Miamis." I'm not sure even one was necessary. but let's recap all of the plastic faces and sleazy boyfriends in our THG +/- review.
Admittedly, I never watched season one of The Real Housewives of Miami. Apparently I'm not the only one. I believe it was one of the lowest rated Housewives premieres ever.
And yet, we are blessed with a revamped season two. Minus 8.
I thought the Real Housewives of Orange County and Beverly Hills had cornered the market on plastic. Boy, was I wrong. Step aside California. The ladies of Miami are lifted, tucked, botoxed, and enhanced beyond your wildest dreams or my nightmares. Minus 12. The shine off of all of that plastic is blinding me.
Marysol's mother, Elsa is the obvious horror story. What happened to this poor woman? Was she a plastic surgery addict? She says it was a surgical accident but can one bad surgery cause that? Too bad her psychic powers couldn't tell her to find a better surgeon.