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We're like, totally over Spencer.

So is Lauren Conrad, whether or not he bought her a dozen roses.

Heidi Montag Nude

Speaking of those flowers, whose intended recipient was in such question, which is sketchier: that Spencer would randomly bring them for Heidi on a lunch date, or that he would bring them for her to give to Lauren to make peace? Entertainment Weekly poses this very valid question.

So while the rift between Lauren and Heidi widened on last night's all-new episode of The Hills, Lauren was hanging with recent Heidi nemesis Audrina Patridge, dissecting the Spencer sitch and eating leftovers.

"Are we eating at the table?" Lauren mused. "Look at us adults."

She then analyzed the relationship between Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag for the 800th time, and predicted (shockingly) that it won't end well.

"I just have the feeling that it's going to be really bad," LC said.

For our part, we seriously can't wait until we can stop talking about that jackass Spencer. Seriously. I mean, even poor, innocent Whitney Port could speak of nothing else during our obligatory Teen Vogue office scene.

The only thing worse? Actually listening to Spencer himself talk. This is a guy who we just learned concocted a scheme in which Brody Jenner would rise to fame by making Nicole Richie eat. We're serious.

Nevertheless, the cameras are fixated on Spencer as he's macking on some more girls. That is, before Lauren Conrad stepped in and had it out with him.

"Heidi gets me and she knows who I am," Spencer shot back.

Take that, LC! Who knows why Heidi comes back for more of his crap, really. But this is The Hills. And incidentally, Lauren - America's Sweetheart - really came into her own sticking up for her friend like that, even if Heidi didn't ask for any sticking up for. Or something.

We're oddly proud of Brody Jenner as well, and not just because he's made it his life's goal to date every reality show star in California. The way he was able to stop trying to get Lauren into bed long enough to defend his friend, creep though he may be, was admirable.

"Of course he was a little bit wrong" Hollywood's most eligible bachelor said of Spencer, "But maybe he feels a little threatened by you."

Then it was back to those pretty, confusion-inducing roses for a few final plot twists. To recap, Spencer shows up with the roses at lunch; then Heidi tosses them to Lauren at home and implies he'd bought them to make amends. Now Spencer blabs to Brody, "Lauren thinks I got her a dozen roses, but it's like, 'Yeah, right, I'm not spending a dollar on you.'"

Then, during the climactic blow-up between Lauren and Heidi at home, Lauren was wondering, "Why would he buy me flowers?" Heidi finally cleared it all up: "I said it like a joke." Ooooh, good one. Apparenly Lauren wasn't so amused either, as this (weirdly) seemed to be the final straw that sent her stomping into her room and slamming the door.

What's to become of the LC-Heidi rift? Is Spencer out of the picture for good? We doubt we'll be that lucky. But here's hoping. Loser.

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Lauren Conrad.

Janice Dickinson.

Lauren Conrad at Her Condo

Not two celebrities you'd expect to see in the same post. But it's Valentine's Day, so anything's possible.

T.H. Gossip has learned that the star of The Hills and the self-proclaimed world's first supermodel have both been hit with Cupid's arrow!

So to speak.

Both LC (who's admittedly bad at dating) and Janice (who gets rammed from time to time) have fallen head over heels for the latest in Kama Sutra's romantic kits for "making love better."

TMZ tells us that Lauren Conrad recently stocked up on a bunch of the Strawberry Oil of Love and proclaimed, "I love it, it's my favorite!"

Brody Jenner could be in for a treat tonight.

The oils are water based and gently warm the skin. In other words, hotter than a Laguna Beach sunburn for the cutie, who recently celebrated her 21st birthday!

Meanwhile, Janice Dickinson, who turns 55 on Thursday, can't get enough of the Strawberry Creme body souffles, which are perfect for giving that special someone a sensual massge.

While on her latest sexy shopping spree, Dickinson unabashedly shrieked:

"I f**king love Kama Sutra!"

There's not a whole lot else we can add to that.

But hey, at least Katie Rees has some people to go to for pointers if she ever wants to experiment.

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In the beginning of last night's episode of The Hills, it's another day at the office for our girl LC at the cutthroat sweatshop otherwise known as Teen Vogue.

As she and her friend and fellow intern, Whitney Port, prepare for the arrival of a New York intern for help in preparing for an event, the mood is normal.

Assault Weapons Ban

But when the New York intern, Emily, arrives, she is scarily efficient, rattling off a bunch of tasks for Lauren and Whitney first thing in the morning.

And it's, like, soooo obvious Lauren Conrad has not had her coffee yet.

The interns go flower shopping for the dinner they are planning and Emily is, of course, a floral whiz. Annoying! At the dinner, Miss Super Intern gets to stay and eat with the royalty, while Whitney and Lauren are unceremoniously "excused." Drama!

We don't see too much of Audrina Patridge this week, but that's not always a bad thing. Same with Brody Jenner. Things do seem to be cooling off between Audrina and Heidi. Somewhat.

Elsewhere, The Hills' line of the night definitely goes to Spencer:

"I'm not a liar."

Yes, he said this to Heidi, apparently unaware that he is being filmed the whole time. What does the guy not understand? They are going to watch The Hills at some point, dog. Haven't you learned anything from Laguna Beach?

Regardless, Spencer does some more fast talking about his night with the Playmates, but Heidi says she needs time away from the chump. And really, it's about g*d damn time.

Later, Heidi Montag, along with Lauren and Jen, celebrate their singleness with a love-bashing dinner. Our favorite part is when Lauren said the only time she misses having a boyfriend is when she "has to pick out something like a T.V. or when she has a lot of groceries."

Awesome.

But possibly short-lived. Cut to the next scene where Miss Heidi is telling a co-worker that she really misses Spence. Even her co-worker is giving her the "you're insane" eyes, but Heidi still wants to give him another shot. She gets all dressed up, looking super hot, and meets up with him. Come on, Heidi.

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Thanks to People magazine for keeping track of the following ...

"A man pulled up in a car next to me the other day and asked if he could buy a bag of weed. I was like, 'No, I've got some graham crackers, though.' I mean, I was holding a toddler [son William Atticus, 3]!"
- Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker

Avon Girl

"If I were to say I never have cravings I'd be lying."
- Tara Conner on beating her drug and alcohol addiction

"I hope everybody laughs with me and at me."
- Kevin Federline on his Super Bowl commercial for Nationwide Insurance

"I think that the cool thing about not winning is you get to show people, ‘Look, I didn't win but I can still do it.'"
- Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee

"I end up being very flirtatious, and people take it the wrong way. I'm very much a prude."
- Mariah Carey on why she would never take a guy home from a club

"I'm a huge chocoholic. I keep bags of mini candy bars in my freezer and I swear I go through five or six of these guys a day." - Rebecca Romijn

"He was touching my leg, touching my hair. It is definitely inappropriate to touch someone you don't know."
- Ivanka Trump on Andy Dick getting touchy-feely with her on Jimmy Kimmel Live

"Jennifer Hudson would not be where she is today without American Idol."
- Idol judge Randy Jackson

"Sometimes I look at what really young girls wear and I can't believe it â€" I have underwear that covers more than what some of them have on...For me, I like clothes and I like to wear them to cover up."
- Lauren Conrad

"Whenever Portia [de Rossi] and I are on the red carpet, they're yelling out for her to tell them what she's wearing. But nobody cares [about what I'm wearing] because I have a suit on, even if it's a Gucci suit. That to me is frustrating, because I put effort into getting ready, too."
- Ellen DeGeneres

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Don't get us wrong, we love Kristin Cavallari. The former Laguna Beach alpha girl is sassy and funny, not to mention hot as hell.

But there's just something about Kristin's Laguna rival, Lauren Conrad, that's more down to earth. Wholesome. Innocent. She's America's sweetheart, the girl from the multi-million dollar oceanfront mansion next door.

Lauren Conrad in Oahu

The star of MTV's The Hills explains in the new issue of Cosmo Girl that she's always been more reserved and conservative than her peers.

"Sometimes I look at what really young girls wear and I can't believe it - I have underwear that covers more than what some of them have on!"

Unlike the many Paris Hilton clones begging for publicity by flaunting their sexuality, Lauren wants her fans to know that classy is sexy, too.

"I think it's important that girls know that they can be attractive and sexy in a classy way and that guys actually like that more than when they see girls who show a lot of skin," LC said.

Of course, it helps that the possible girlfriend of Brody Jenner and definite BFF of Heidi Montag is an unabashed clothes-a-holic.

"For me," Lauren says. "I like clothes and I like to wear them to cover up."

You go, Lauren. You go.

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As Jennifer Armstrong of Entertainment Weekly notes, it was almost as if we were watching the wrong show Monday night, what with all the signs of sense popping up around our girls on The Hills:

"I feel like Jason like broke me," Lauren said, explaining for the 48th time that she's reeling from the breakup with Jason Wahler and not "feeling" Brody. Yet

Heidi Montag with No Makeup!

Then Heidi said she thought it was about time she make amends with one-time BFF and current rival Audrina Patridge, scoffing,

"What are we, in high school?"

Apparently her obnoxious beau (and the cause of the Audrina rift), Spencer, still is. He showed his true colors last week, and this episode is no different.

Like when Heidi Montag's co-worker, Max, warned her that she might be criticized for the adorable, yet skimpy white sundress she wore to the office.

Spencer, like, totally got in the dude's face when they showed up for lunch at the same restaurant (another strange Hills coincidence).

"Do you have any idea what I'm gonna do to you, bro?" Spencer said, nearly running poor Max into oncoming traffic. This after a lunch full of Spencer doing preemptive damage control on the impending Heidi-Audrina summit, warning Heidi that she's gotta think about her motives.

Translation: Don't believe Audrina when she tells the truth about Spencer macking on her when he was with Heidi. The light (slowly) started to dawn on Heidi by the time she got through her dinner with Audrina.

"I'm really sick of people saying to me, 'Watch out for Spencer, watch out for Spencer,'" she said. But then Audrina told her Spencer had been calling her in the last few weeks, and when she said, "Be careful with him," Heidi seemed to actually be giving it some thought.

"I don't know when I got so jealous," Heidi said as she packed for a trip home to Colorado. This was right after a not-so-subtle request that Lauren Conrad do a little bit of spying on Spencer in her spare time that weekend.

Then, our girl Heidi accidentally - riiiiight - missed her flight and forgot to tell Spencer about it! Naturally, she showed up unannounced at the club, where Spencer was engaged in an intense conversation about naked picnics (really) with three blonde Playboy models he and Brody Jenner were rolling with that night.

Brody, ever the smooth operator, went immediately to Lauren, hugged her, and said: "You didn't crash anybody's night. If anything, you just made my night."

Spencer, on the other hand, accused Heidi of being sneaky, asked her why she was being rude, and proceeded to resume his naked picnic discussion.

Finally, Heidi had enough, which means she ended up sprawled on the sofa back home, in sweats and puffy eyed, while Lauren did some first-rate BFF duty.

"I was really falling in love with him," Heidi bemoaned.

As long as Heidi's around, there will never be too much good judgment on this show. But does this mean she and Spencer are officially over? We'll probably find out next week on The Hills... and we'll definitely be watching again then.

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A couple of T.H. Gossip favorites - Lauren Conrad and Vanessa Minnillo - pose for the cameras as they take front-row seats at bridal and ready-to-wear designer Monique Lhuillier's runway show at New York Fashion Week on Tuesday.

Lauren Conrad, Holly Montag

Needless to say, especially when comparing Vanessa's outfit here to Jessica Simpson's horrific new look (and career downturn), that Nick Lachey is one lucky guy.

We'd say the same about Brody Jenner, but we're never sure whether he and Lauren are dating... or whether that's just on The Hills, or in real life, or what.

But we love LC!

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ESPN's Bill Simmons, a.k.a. The Sports Guy, is famous for his long-winded, hilarious sports columns, being married to The Sports Gal, and for watching enough television to rot the brains of even the pop culture aficionados at T.H. Gossip.

That said, it's only appropriate that when asked to describe his feelings on Miami, site of tonight's Super Bowl XLI, Simmons turned to a young reality TV star we know and sort of love. Here's what Bill writes...

LC: Lauren Conrad Style

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All I know is this: My assignment for this week was to come to Miami and tell you, the home reader, what it's like to have a Super Bowl here. Right now, we're working on a solid A-plus. The grade could change, but that's what we're looking at right now.

Since I can't sum up my feelings on South Beach in a single sentence, let's hand it over to the great Brody Jenner, who's making a noble attempt on The Hills right now to break the reality-TV record for "most cheesy compliments ever given to a girl while trying to get into her pants."

Two things you need to know about Brody:

  1. He's Bruce Jenner's son
  2. He's already been on two reality shows.

Now he's pursuing the star of The Hills - America's sweetheart, Lauren Conrad - who's far too stupid to realize that Brody called her only because he knew the cameras had just started rolling for Season 2.

You would think she'd catch on after Jason Wahler (her fellow Laguna Beach grad, and last season's nose-itching boyfriend on The Hills) pulled the same stunt on her and she was too dumb to see that one, either.

She's easy prey for a player like Brody, who, since his arrival on The Hills, has been laying lines on her like "you have the most beautiful eyes I have EVER seen."

We're about three more episodes away from having a threesome with him and a 6-foot bottle of Rohypnol. I don't see this ending well.

What does this have to do about anything? Well, in this week's episode, Brody finally lured LC back to his apartment and gave her his greatest line yet:

"There's nowhere I'd rather be than right here with you."

I don't feel that strongly about South Beach, but give me a few more days. We might get there.

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Break out the champagne glasses. Lauren Conrad is officially 21!

That means she can put away that fake ID and actually drink legally at Hyde and the other clubs she goes to on a nightly basis. And thank God for that.

How Does My Butt Look?

In typical fashion, Lauren celebrated her 21st birthday in style last night with her buddies (and co-stars on The Hills) at an L.A. hotspot.

Below, Lauren is pictured with BFF Heidi Montag (top, with LC, and bottom left) along with Heidi's BFF Audrina Patridge, who's been getting on our nerves of late. Are you interested in Spencer or not? What's with the drama every time you see Heidi at the club? Luckily, there was no in-fighting among the gang at last night's special occasion.

Stunningly, Kristin Cavallari was not invited. No word on whether that Casanova Brody Jenner was able to make it, or if he was too busy boinking Lindsay Lohan.

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Hopefully, Reichen Lehmkuhl is too busy beating the living snot out of Perez Hilton to see this picture.

After all, Lehmkuhl's ex-boyfriend, Lance Bass, with whom he says he remains good friends, is seen here hanging out with Lauren Conrad.

Stephanie, Lo and LC

Yes, we realize that Lance Bass, the former *NSync member, is homosexual. But don't underestimate the power of Conrad to make him change teams.

She may be bad at dating, but Lauren is a hot ticket. Smart, ambitious and cute as hell, it'd be hard for any man out there to resist the alluring star of The Hills.

Brody Jenner sure couldn't. We know that from Monday's episode. Of course, we also know he and LC broke up in real life. Several months ago. But that's neither here nor there.

Point being, don't be surprised to see a press conference in the coming weeks in which Bass announces he is no longer gay. And that he's now with Heidi Montag.