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An anagram is a type of word play, a result of rearranging the letters of a word or group of words to produce other words, using all original letters exactly once. It's amazing what kind of hidden meanings one can find in a name... for better or for worse.

The names of celebrity gossip mainstays and other noteworthy folk can be worked around to mean any number of things, ranging from the strangely appropriate ...

Old Skool Britney

Brangelina = Brain angle
Hayden Panettiere = Penitent, dear? Yeah.
Kim Kardashian = I am a kind shark
Simon Cowell = "Lemon, I scowl!"
Olivia Mojica = Ciao, I'm jovial.
Kevin Federline = Keen, fine drivel
George Walker Bush = Blush, war ogre geek!
Mario Lavandeira = I am a liar and over
Dustin Diamond = Undid saintdom

... to the highly amusing ...

Christopher Ivery = Oh, rich perversity
Anna Nicole Smith = Slim, innocent: Aha!
Calvin Broadus (a.k.a Snoop Dogg) = Good spark, unsocial vagabond
Stefani Schaeffer = Fat, fish-face sneer
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty = OK, mastered spotted hyena
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes = Hedonist miracles make out
Miss USA Tara Conner = Urinates on sarcasm

... to the purely nonsensical ...

Alec Baldwin = Nice bad wall!
Maksim Chmerkovskiy
= Hmm... is maverick sky OK?
Crazy Joe Simpson = Spicy major zones
Sanjaya Malakar = Am lanky as a jar
Jayden James Federline = Sanely jeered jam fiend
Kingston James McGregor Rossdale = Good morning! Crassest jerks gleam
Kristin Cavallari = Trivia link rascal

... to the suggestive and lewd ...

Axl Rose = Oral sex
Mel Gibson = Big melons
Lauren Conrad = Rude on carnal
Peter Sarsgaard = Grr (as a pederast)!
Michael Jackson = Manacle his jock
Madonna Louise Ciccone = Occasional nude income
President Clinton of the USA = To copulate, he finds interns

... to our personal favorites ...

Britney Spears = Best PR in years
Victoria Beckham = Am abortive chick
The Hollywood Gossip = God! Whoops! Hostilely!

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L.A. nightspot Les Deux should have posted a "Slippery When Wet" sign on Friday night, according to Us Weekly club spies who were on the scene.

Leading the sex-crazed pack was Lauren Conrad, who got her groove on with an unidentified man (possibly Chris Richardson)... a mere three feet from her ex-boyfriend, Brody Jenner.

LC, aka Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad reportedly pranced into the club close to midnight, wearing a turquoise dress with her hair down in soft, delicate waves.

She sat at a table with other reality TV show stars Frankie Delgado (from MTV's Twenty-four-Seven) and Shaunte & Anthony (from MTV's Maui Fever).

The star of MTV's The Hills was careful not to make eye contact with Brody Jenner, of course. Oh, but don't think she didn't know he was there!

Meanwhile, a really lame singer by the name of Jesse McCartney slithered his way over to LC's table where he made out with some chick who totally looked like she could be his twin sister.

Then there's seductive, underage girl-on-girl action hero Hayden Panettierre, who held a personal tongue wrestling match with VJ boyfriend Stephen Colletti (a talented young man who once two-timed LC and Kristin Cavallari - he's a player).

Hayden and Stephen Colletti got their freak on while sitting at a table with another reality star, Dieter Schmitz (also from Laguna Beach) and Rumer Willis, who should have her own reality show at this stage.

Later, Brody Jenner apparently wasn't fazed by LC's flirty display, as he was seen hanging out with a gaggle of girls (including a USC blond) and recent Paris Hilton victim James Blunt.

Just another hot night on the club scene. Imagine what must have gone down at Hyde.

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Jason Wahler likes to act like a badass.

Maybe he's just compensating for something, if you know what we're talking about. We're saying he's got no game in the sack.

Lauren Conrad Cosmopolitan Cover

According to a new TMZ report, a porn company has put the brakes on the alleged Lauren Conrad sex tape featuring America's sweetheart and her fellow Laguna Beach alum.

The reason for the plug getting pulled on the sale of the tape of him and Lauren Conrad? The wannabe bad boy's "severely disappointing" behavior… and that the content is weak. 

The alleged sex tape, which was first reported by Perez Hilton, is "very vanilla" with "no hard core sex." The source adds that Lauren Conrad, now the star of MTV's The Hills, and Jason Wahler are basically "just messing around."

In other words, it's the complete opposite of the Olivia Mojica sex tape.

SugarDVD tells TMZ that it is retracting its previous offer of $500,000 for the tape, because of Wahler's recent arrest in Seattle (not to be confused with his recent arrests in L.A., New York or North Carolina) stating:

"We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-Americans, homosexuals and the police."

Yes. This is a sex tape company with integrity.

Not only is SugarDVD pulling the offer, but they are reaching out to discourage anyone from participating in a deal for this alleged tape. Which we still say doesn't exist.

Lauren Conrad herself has said as much, and has pointed the finger at her ex-BFF, Heidi Montag, and her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt. Both Montag and Spencer Pratt (that weasel) have claimed her obligations are bogus.

Click here for more on the subject in an interview with Spencer Pratt …

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On April 5, Lauren Conrad received a shocking phone call.

No, it wasn't from Jason Wahler looking to get his ass bailed out of jail. Though the stunning call she received did pertain to her loser, arrest-prone ex-boyfriend.

Lick It Good

A friend called LC to tell her about a report on the celebrity gossip site PerezHilton.com claiming that Wahler was looking to sell a sex tape featuring the pair.

"My friend started reading the item to me, and I literally could not breathe," Lauren Conrad tells Us Weekly. "I thought she was joking when she started telling me."

Though Perez Hilton tells Us that he confirmed the tape's existence with "multiple sources close to Lauren and Jason," the star of The Hills denies the report.

"Honestly, they videotape my life five days out of the week. I don't need additional footage, you know?"

Whomever leaked the story seems to have a vendetta against Lauren Conrad.

Among the possible culprits? Sources close to Conrad are pointing fingers at her former BFF and roommate, Heidi Montag, and her a$$hole boyfriend, Spencer Pratt, who was Conrad's nemesis throughout The Hills.

The Laguna Beach native and reality TV star notes that Montag was the one friend who didn't reach out after news of the alleged tape broke.

"This has literally been, like, the worst week ever," she said. "And someone who's supposedly my friend didn't even call or text me."

Oh. Snap. Those be fighting words. And not entirely undeserved, seeing that Heidi apparently has time to get a boob job, but not call or text LC. Lame!

Nevertheless, the accused pair deny any wrongdoing.

"It's sad someone would make up something like that, and even sadder people think we had anything to do with it," Spencer Pratt said.

"I feel horrible for Lauren, but I had nothing to do with spreading that false, disgusting rumor," Montag concurred.

While we can't say for sure who leaked the story about the sex tape, we're confident
it wasn't Whitney Port. Is that girl a sweetheart, or what?

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Chris Richardson.

The hot American Idol contestant is already rumored to have seen fellow singer Alaina Alexander nude, remember.

Lauren Shows Her Stripes

Now, there may be a new reality romance brewing for C-Rich away from the Idol set.

TMZ peeps caught Richardson and MTV reality TV star Lauren Conrad in the middle of a hard core flirting session with outside L.A.'s hot club Les Deux Friday night.

Moments before the two hooked up, Lauren was spotted solo on her cell outside the club, playfully telling whoever was on the other line (presumably the weak Justin Timberlake knock-off), "I'm so mad at you right now, hurry up!"

Moments later, one of the final remaining male hopefuls on American Idol arrived, much to the delight of the giddy blonde cutie.

Well, there may not be a Lauren Conrad sex tape in existence, but from the looks of things, these two appear to be hitting it off. They were flirting real hard.

Oh boy. Jason Wahler can only sit back, dream of his ex-girlfriend and vow revenge against Chris Richardson from the cold, dank confines of his jail cell.

Once they met up, Lauren Conrad and Chris Richardson were then ushered into Les Deux, bypassing the huge line outside, where more people recognized The Hills star than the Idol crooner.

Which isn't altogether surprising. Would you rather be seen at the club with Heidi Montag and her new fake boobs or with Blake Lewis' phat beats? Enough said.

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Here's your shocking news story of the day.

Lauren Conrad wants everyone to know that she never made a sex video with her loser ex-boyfriend, Jason Wahler.

Our Favorite Smile

Let's repeat that. Sorry guys, no Lauren Conrad sex tape exists.

"There is no sex tape that exists," LC said in an interview.

Lauren Conrad also posted this message on her official website:

"Regarding the reports that have circulated on the internet this morning, [Jason Wahler] and I would like to make it clear that we did not make a tape with us having sex. Jason and I are both shocked and hurt that people would say such horrible things about us. I can't believe that somebody would go to such great lengths to try to damage my reputation. I feel very grateful and blessed to have friends and family to support me at this time. I would especially like to thank all my fans for standing by me."

You're welcome, Lauren.

The statements come in response to recent reports online (started by Perez Hilton, that dick) that a jail-bound Wahler is hoping to sell the alleged sex tape with Lauren before he gets locked up.

In the new issue of Us Weekly, the 21-year-old star of The Hills denies the existence of the sex tape and refers to her relationship with Jason by saying:

"Poor decisions are all I make with guys."

No word yet on whether Spencer Pratt started these bogus rumors of the Lauren Conrad sex tape, or how Heidi Montag and her hot new boob job feel about it.

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We had to thank Heidi Montag for receiving breast implants and staying in the news after last week's season finale of The Hills.

But if the talk of a Lauren Conrad sex tape rings true, such news will put Heidi's new giant boobs to shame.

LC at Lunch

A rep for SugarDVD.com tells TMZ that the company was approached by a third party claiming to have the tape - allegedly featuring Conrad with her Laguna Beach and The Hills co-star Jason Wahler.

The rep says the company offered $500,000 for the latest star skin flick - sight unseen. And why not? This would put any Keeley Hazell sex tape to shame.

SugarDVD.com reportedly called Wahler's manager and made him the same offer. According to the SugarDVD source, Wahler's manager would neither confirm nor deny the that there was a tape. News of the tape's possible existence was first reported by that loser, Perez Hilton.

Mike Esterman, who reps several Laguna Beach stars, confirmed to TMZ that he was contacted, but passed the offer on to Wahler's camp.

A rep from Vivid Entertainment, the company that just released the Kim Kardashian sex tape, tells TMZ his company has not been contacted, but would certainly consider making an offer.

Conrad fired back this week with a blog on her website that reads: "Jason and I would like to make it clear that we did not make a tape with us having sex. Jason and I are both shocked and hurt that people would say such horrible things about us. I can't believe that somebody would go to such great lengths to try to damage my reputation."

Neither can we. Unless his name was Spencer Pratt, of course.

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On last night's finale of Season 2 of MTV's The Hills, we saw Heidi Montag (right) move out of the apartment she shared with Lauren Conrad (left) and move in with her much-reviled boyfriend, Spencer Pratt - to the disgust of Conrad and everyone here at The Hollywood Gossip.

Minus Miss Montag, the cast of The Hills - Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port and Lauren Conrad - stopped by MTV's TRL in New York to chat about the season finale of their hit reality show, which aired that night.

Pimp and Ho

They didn't reveal too many details, but sources close to the cast report that a lot has gone down between the former roommates since the dramatic moving-out episode.

"Lauren and Heidi are no longer friends," a Hills source tells Us Weekly. "They never talk or hang out. Spencer achieved his goal and broke them apart."

This budding celebrity feud heated up even more Monday, when Montag ditched out on MTV's invitation to attend The Hills: Finale After Party - filmed before a live studio audience at MTV Studios in NYC last night.

During the broadcast, when host Susie Castillo asked Lauren Conrad how her friendship is with Heidi since The Hills concluded, she replied bluntly, "It's definitely different."

So why did Heidi Montag decline to join fellow Hills stars LC, Audrina, and Whitney (pictured below) at the after party show? A source close to the brash londe says she opted to stay back in Los Angeles with Pratt, who was not invited.

"Heidi was offended they wouldn't invite Spencer," says the source.

We're stunned that MTV didn't want that dirtbag on the air any longer. Anyway. Despite everything that happened, Lauren Conrad has not officially ruled out a reconciliation with her former BFF.

Asked whether she and Heidi could be friends again if she breaks up with Spencer Pratt, Conrad openly said it would be possible - and likely.

"Of course, I love Heidi. I was in a similar situation with her last year when I moved out with my boyfriend [Jason Wahler]. Heidi and I barely talked, but as soon as we broke up, she was there for me, and it only made our friendship stronger."

Meanwhile, Pratt and Montag are still shacking up in a Hollywood apartment.

"We're going to take over the world," Pratt recently told Us Weekly. "Heidi is the biggest star from that show."

Not if we see you at Hyde and beat you down first. Ass.

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Spencer Pratt.

Few words, phrases or individuals have ever enraged the Hollywood Gossip staff to this degree. OMFG. Has anyone ever deserved to be rolled up in a carpet and thrown off a bridge more than this a$$hole? The next time we see you at Hyde or Les Deux - yes, we go there, Spencer Pratt, and we will be watching you - you better grow eyes in the back of your head. We'll leave it at that.

Dweebs For a Good Cause

That should give you an idea of how the season finale of The Hills went last night, but we'll delve into further details for you just the same.

For a show that's supposed to star Lauren Conrad, there's a lot of stuff happening to people around her as she sits at home on the sofa reading (but still looking very fashionable, we might add).

Not that we're upset. We love the new Lauren Conrad who's emerged this season and doesn't take any crap. But in Season 3, let's have the girl do something. You heard us, MTV.

From the onset, the homebody LC bombarded one-time BFF Heidi Montag with zingers over her wishy-washy should-I-live-with-Spencer nonsense.

"You don't even live with me," Lauren Conrad snapped. "I just live with your stuff."

We knew what Heidi's decision was going to be for two reasons: She's weak, and the previews gave it away. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. The other person actually out doing stuff was Whitney Port, jetting off to NYC to interview for the permanent Teen Vogue job.

Wonderful as always, Whitney knocks 'em dead in the interview, but we're left hanging as to whether she beats out the other intern applicants. Cross your fingers, Hills watchers!

Okay, now we talk about what a psycho move it was for Spencer Pratt to get a new apartment after Heidi Montag clearly said no, then take her there as "a big surprise" and beg for her to move in again. And she did. Sellout.

Back at home, Heidi dropped the news to LC that she'd be moving out - a boring conversation so anticlimactic after all the talk about it that we almost clicked over to The Bachelor. Only we had it TiVo'd, so there's no point.

Over at the condo of Brody Jenner, Spencer was explaining that he really just wanted to keep Heidi away from Lauren and reassuring his buddy that he's a player 4 lyfe, yo, and would not be denied just because Heidi's movin' in!

The guy needs to be beaten repeatedly with a tire iron and strangled with his own retarded looking gold chain. You're not cool, bro. No one wears those.

We would leave it at that if it weren't for a brilliant exchange between Heidi and her co-worker, Elodie (what kind of name is that, and what do they actually do at work?) about Heidi's plans to cook dinner for the amazing Spencer that night.

Elodie: Do you even have all the equipment to cook? What's it called?
Heidi Montag: Dinner?
Elodie: No.
Heidi Montag: Pasta?
Elodie: No. The equipment to cook, like, pots, pans.
Heidi Montag
: Oh, I have to go get all that.

Lauren, meanwhile, was celebrating the conclusion of the epic roomie drama with champagne and pizza ... and her brand new roomie... Audrina Patridge!

We weren't big Audrina fans at first, but she's come around. In short, this episode was a complete waste of time, in that there was no drama and nothing new was revealed. But we love The Hills just the same, and can't wait for the next season with the girls.

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When a couple of our favorite cuties get together, it's always cause for celebration. Here, Christina Milian and Lauren Conrad set their sights on making a bold fashion statement at the Oakley Women's Eyewear launch party at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood.

It's good to see Lauren Conrad, the star of MTV's The Hills, out and about, happy and doing her thing - not getting sucked into a dangerous life of crime that has already claimed two of her former Laguna Beach cast members.

So Many Choices

Earlier this month, Conrad's ex, Jason Wahler, was arrested for the 718th time in an underage drinking sting, then was sentenced to 60 days in jail for an unrelated assault charge.

This week, Jessica Smith - the less-attractive girl Wahler cheated on LC with - was busted for DUI and held in an Orange County jail for three days.