Lauren Conrad

The MTV Movie Awards, which will be broadcast live Sunday, June 3, at 8 p.m., are always a cool event - but this year, you can help shape it like never before.

You'll probably never get Lauren Conrad out of her clothes (sorry guys), but by taking part in an online Yahoo! poll (click here to vote), you can decide what designer dress the SoCal cutie puts on when she goes to the annual MTV gala.

The star of Laguna Beach and The Hills is currently deciding between dresses by Castle Starr, Samantha Treacy and Pamela Roland. Check out videos of Lauren Conrad trying on all three options and decide which she should go with!

Lauren, who's in the process of developing her own fashion line as well as taking over reality TV, looks great in all three if you ask us. Therefore, we guarantee two things:

1. The results of the poll will be a success.
2. Jason Wahler won't be in attendance.

The California sweetheart is proof that you don't have to be a publicity crazing jerk (Spencer Pratt) or get fake boobs (Heidi Montag) in order to be happy.

Aside from berating one another on their MySpace pages, there are few things that celebrities of the 21st Century enjoy more than text messaging.

Kevin Federline repeatedly hit on Lindsay Lohan via text, and it was also Isaac Cohen's method of choice in dumping Britney Spears. Classy.

What we wouldn't give to get ahold of some celebs' phones and see what nonsense they're sending each other. Here, we see a few celebrity text message all-stars...

At left, the grotesque, jail-bound Paris Hilton, who never leaves home without her Blackberry (or the Bible now apparently). The whore-able heiress goes through boyfriends (Stavros Niarchos et al) and gal pals so quickly, she needs the latest state-of-the-art technology to keep everything straight.

At right, we have the lovely Lauren Conrad, a self-proclaimed "e-mail addict" seen here killing time at LAX early this month. We're guessing she's got a couple of funny texts in there from Audrina Patridge, while the info of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag has soooo been deleted like, three months ago.

Who's your favorite celebrity texter? Let us know.

That's really what this photo finish boils down to as a pair of Hollywood Gossip favorites recently donned the same cute outfit.

To us, it's an open-and-shut case.

Kate Bosworth, the Superman Returns star, did her best to be island-worthy in this black, lace-trimmed Development dress in Hawaii last month.

But the fact that she probably went without food for 10 days prior to wearing it puts a damper on the appeal. Heck, even bikini pics of Kate don't do it for us really.

But if James Rousseau likes her the way she is, that's really what's important, not what celebrity gossip sites think.

Meanwhile, America's Sweetheart, Lauren Conrad, rocked the same dress to a fashion show in New York City recently.

The classy California girl and pal of Audrina Patridge was as pretty and cheerful as always.

In our opinion, the star of Laguna Beach and The Hills definitely wore it better. But what do you think, readers?

As one of the web's leading purveyors of The Hills gossip, we admittedly weren't too crazy about Audrina Patridge when we first got to know her. We pegged her for a Kristin Cavallari-like alpha girl - not a positive presence in LC's life.

We thought she wasn't being too genuine at times, and wasn't super nice to Lauren Conrad. But in Season 2, the two got to be pretty close friends, with Audrina even moving into her apartment during The Hills season finale.

Here, they're seen at the Celebrity Grand Slam Paddle Jam, an event that drew many hip young stars together. It's cool that Audrina Patridge and LC seem to be building a real friendship.

As for Lauren's ex-BFF and roomie, Heidi Montag, she wasn't there. Not sure where she was instead, but it probably involved staged, nauseating pictures with boyfriend Spencer Pratt.

Yeah. The Hollywood Gossip thinks Lauren is better off with Audrina and her other pals, such as Whitney Port and the possibly-engaged Katie Cassidy, than with Ms. Montag.

Good riddance to Heidi and Spencer (Prontag? Spiedi?).

Hayden Panettiere, step off.

Yes, we know. You're an up-and-comer, as we've seen in some recent photos. But you've got nothing on some of the sex-crazed, attention-craving purveyors of girl-on-girl action seen below. Consider this something to strive toward.

Let's take a look at The Hollywood Gossip's All-Star Team ...

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: Lauren Conrad (left) leans in to give Heidi Montag some sugar. And this was before Heidi's boob job! There will be no more slumber parties or tickle fights between these former roomies, though. Just real fights. LC and Heidi aren't really friends, mostly because of her relationship with that d!ck Spencer Pratt. The photo at right, of a pre-train wreck Britney Spears going at it with Madonna, needs no introduction.

SISTERS AND PORN STARS: We knew she'd sleep with just about anything, but we didn't expect to see Sienna Miller (left) gettin' freaky... with her sister! Yes, borderline incestual girl-on-girl action, ladies and gentlemen. Let's just hope she didn't slip her the tongue. And while it's probably not fair to include a porn star in this feature (as they get paid for lesbian action), we weren't about to exclude the lusty pride of Broward County, Mary Carey.

BEAUTY QUEENS GONE WILD: Call it (disgraced) beauty queens row. Tara Conner and Katie Blair (left) not only made headlines for winning the 2006 Miss USA and Miss Teen USA pageants, but for hooking up. With each other. Is this a great country or what? Meanwhile, Katie Rees (right, middle) was stripped of Miss Nevada honors after this pic and others like it surfaced. But who are you gonna remember, her or Helen Salas? Exactly.

One is the hottest thing in reality TV and fashion. The other almost had a shot at becoming British royalty. So you know darn well that when these two young ladies battle it out in a fashion face-off, it's going down to the wire!

To the left, Lauren Conrad - the star of Laguna Beach and The Hills - poses for her new MARK Cosmetics ad campaign in midtown Manhattan this week. This All-American girl looks great, as usual. Missed your chance, Jason Wahler.

To the right, the newly single Kate Middleton at the Cheltenham Festival in England. The photo was taken back in mid-March, when she was still dating Prince William. Like LC, this British beauty wears the outfit stunningly.

Whose classy, trendy, yet sexy look is tops? You be the judge.

Love is in the air for hot young stars Katie Cassidy and Jesse McCartney, both 20, who have been together and smitten with each other for awhile.

But now, there's a rumor that they're engaged - and it comes from a source close to Katie - her good friend, The Hills star, Lauren Conrad.

On a bulletin posted by LC on MySpace, Katie, Jesse and LC's pals Whitney Port and Audrina Patridge met Lauren for dinner. That was when, according to LC...

"Then he got down and asked her. It was so sweet! Everyone was clapping afterwards."

After dinner, the happy bunch made their way out to club Mood to celebrate - appropriately, the same club where just last year, a photo of an underage Jesse McCartney drinking beer surfaced, launching an investigation of Mood.

Good to see he's hanging out there again. So is this rumor for real? When a rep for the Nick Carter knock-off was asked for comment on the engagement rumors regarding McCartney and Cassidy, he replied simply, "No, not engaged."

Hmm. Maybe it was just wishful thinking on the part of Lauren Conrad, BFF of Katie?

We'll see. In any case, Heidi Montag and her new, fake boobs were nowhere to be seen.

Three years ago, Lauren Conrad burst on to the reality TV scene. The beautiful blonde SoCal gal seemed convinced that her casual, chic style was the only way to go - and millions of fans of Laguna Beach undoubtedly agreed. 

After a season on Laguna Beach and some time away at college, Lauren Conrad took on a clean, collegiate look. Her fashion tastes became more mature, thanks to her time as an intern at Teen Vogue. She befriended a fellow fashion fanatic, Whitney Port, during her time there, proving that great minds do think alike! 

As Lauren learned, boyfriends (Jason Wahler, Brody Jenner) and even sometimes best friends (Heidi Montag) may come and go, but good clothes will never let you down! Despite hectic drama in the past year, she's certainly come into her own.

LC's passion for fashion reached new heights earlier this year when she launched her own clothing line! Not surprisingly, this joint partnership (with MTV) is off to a great start. 

We're eagerly looking forward to following the personal and professional evolution of Lauren Conrad on season 3 of The Hills. We can only imagine what drama will unfold - bu this all-American sweetie and celebrity gossip mainstay never ceases to impress.

An anagram is a type of word play, a result of rearranging the letters of a word or group of words to produce other words, using all original letters exactly once. It's amazing what kind of hidden meanings one can find in a name... for better or for worse.

The names of celebrity gossip mainstays and other noteworthy folk can be worked around to mean any number of things, ranging from the strangely appropriate ...

Brangelina = Brain angle
Hayden Panettiere = Penitent, dear? Yeah.
Kim Kardashian = I am a kind shark
Simon Cowell = "Lemon, I scowl!"
Olivia Mojica = Ciao, I'm jovial.
Kevin Federline = Keen, fine drivel
George Walker Bush = Blush, war ogre geek!
Mario Lavandeira = I am a liar and over
Dustin Diamond = Undid saintdom

... to the highly amusing ...

Christopher Ivery = Oh, rich perversity
Anna Nicole Smith = Slim, innocent: Aha!
Calvin Broadus (a.k.a Snoop Dogg) = Good spark, unsocial vagabond
Stefani Schaeffer = Fat, fish-face sneer
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty = OK, mastered spotted hyena
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes = Hedonist miracles make out
Miss USA Tara Conner = Urinates on sarcasm

... to the purely nonsensical ...

Alec Baldwin = Nice bad wall!
Maksim Chmerkovskiy = Hmm... is maverick sky OK?
Crazy Joe Simpson = Spicy major zones
Sanjaya Malakar = Am lanky as a jar
Jayden James Federline = Sanely jeered jam fiend
Kingston James McGregor Rossdale = Good morning! Crassest jerks gleam
Kristin Cavallari = Trivia link rascal

... to the suggestive and lewd ...

Axl Rose = Oral sex
Mel Gibson = Big melons
Lauren Conrad = Rude on carnal
Peter Sarsgaard = Grr (as a pederast)!
Michael Jackson = Manacle his jock
Madonna Louise Ciccone = Occasional nude income
President Clinton of the USA = To copulate, he finds interns

... to our personal favorites ...

Britney Spears = Best PR in years
Victoria Beckham = Am abortive chick
The Hollywood Gossip = God! Whoops! Hostilely!

L.A. nightspot Les Deux should have posted a "Slippery When Wet" sign on Friday night, according to Us Weekly club spies who were on the scene.

Leading the sex-crazed pack was Lauren Conrad, who got her groove on with an unidentified man (possibly Chris Richardson)... a mere three feet from her ex-boyfriend, Brody Jenner.

Lauren Conrad reportedly pranced into the club close to midnight, wearing a turquoise dress with her hair down in soft, delicate waves.

She sat at a table with other reality TV show stars Frankie Delgado (from MTV's Twenty-four-Seven) and Shaunte & Anthony (from MTV's Maui Fever).

The star of MTV's The Hills was careful not to make eye contact with Brody Jenner, of course. Oh, but don't think she didn't know he was there!

Meanwhile, a really lame singer by the name of Jesse McCartney slithered his way over to LC's table where he made out with some chick who totally looked like she could be his twin sister.

Then there's seductive, underage girl-on-girl action hero Hayden Panettierre, who held a personal tongue wrestling match with VJ boyfriend Stephen Colletti (a talented young man who once two-timed LC and Kristin Cavallari - he's a player).

Hayden and Stephen Colletti got their freak on while sitting at a table with another reality star, Dieter Schmitz (also from Laguna Beach) and Rumer Willis, who should have her own reality show at this stage.

Later, Brody Jenner apparently wasn't fazed by LC's flirty display, as he was seen hanging out with a gaggle of girls (including a USC blond) and recent Paris Hilton victim James Blunt.

Just another hot night on the club scene. Imagine what must have gone down at Hyde.