Perez Hilton is on Team Heidi.
This is shocking news, we know.
But in The Hills gossip regarding that show's third season premiere, Hilton - the world's most annoying celebrity gossip source - was miffed when a rumor surfaced that said he was banned from the show's opening party.
Yes, the same party Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were also barred from.
Perez claimed he never intended to attend the premiere, but was certainly never denied access from the event. He blames Lauren Conrad for the rumor.
"I'm not stupid, that obviously means that Lauren Conrad's publicist was planting an item ... Lauren Conrad ... is a conniving manipulator behind the scenes. How pathetic is that that you're hungry for press and you're using my name to get it?"
He then added, "I sound like Spencer Pratt now!"
Sadly, this was probably something to be proud of for Perez. The man is more evil than Isaiah Washington and Simon Monjack put together.