Larry Birkhead is the proud papa of Dannielynn, the offspring he sired with Anna Nicole Smith. It took a long custody battle, but his DNA...

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To many, the idea of any six-year old posing for a professional modeling campaign is appalling.

But when that six-year old is the offspring of a troubled late ex-model? Who was pushed so quickly into fame and success that she lost her way to drugs and eventually her life?

Yeah. It's not hard to see why criticism of Larry Birkhead is prevalant today, after the terrible father allowed daughter Dannielynn to pose for Guess.

  • Dannielynn Birkhead Guess Photo
  • Dannielynn Birkhead Picture

"Dannielynn has always looked up to her mom's image," Birkhead explained today on Good Morning America. "I think this is kind of Dannielynn's way of paying tribute to her mom in her own special way."

Right. Sure. Dannielynn was absolutely the one to contact Guess and arrange a deal.

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Larry Birkhead appeared on Good Morning America today to answer a couple of burning questions:

  1. How has he explained the death of Anna Nicole Smith to the former couple's five-year old daughter, Dannielynn?
  2. Is he truly the most despicable parent on the planet?

Based on yet another instance of Birkhead milking Smith's death for attention and money, it would be hard to answer inquiry number-two in anything but the affirmative (despite the best efforts of Taylor Armstrong), as Birkhead told viewers how he responded when Dannielynn asks about her mother.

"I said, ‘You know, they, doctors couldn’t fix her. But if you’re good … you’ll get to see her someday.’”

Larry Birkhead on GMA

Smith, a very troubled actress/model, was found dead in a Florida hotel room on February 8, 2007.

Birkhead has spent every few months since parading his cute daughter in front of reporters and giving the world updates on a child we all just wish could live a regular life, out of the spotlight.

But Larry insists on making Dannielynn a public figure... and then acting shocked when she's in the news. Such as when he dragged her last month to the Kentucky Derby.

“You know, it’s weird when your child is five years old and trending," the moron told Robin Roberts this morning. "There’s all these big stars that came and the next thing you know Dannielynn’s picture is all over the place."

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Larry Birkhead has done everything he can to remind the world that Anna Nicole Smith is dead and he's a single father.

The douchebag of a photographer has worn a t-shirt bearing Smith's likeness, and posed for tabloid photos by her grave. Yes, he really did this. But there's one person who hasn't fully received this message:

Anna and Larry's adorable daughter, Dannielynn.

Larry and Dannielynn

Hey, is that a red carpet? And a photographer?!? Quick, give daddy a kiss!

How has Larry tried to explain the tragic situation to the four-year old? That should be none of our business, but Birkhead is never one to not exploit his child for attention.

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Larry Birkhead displays d-bag qualities from time top time, but even THG has to admit ... this photo of lil' Dannielynn Hope Marshall with her daddy is SO cute!

The daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith and the photographer popped by a World Hunger Relief fundraiser Monday in Las Vegas, Nev., smiling ear-to-ear.

Kim Raver, Leo Kipling Boyer

It's great to see them so happy. Part of us wonders if LB knows the money's going to charity and not his bank account, but either way, how sweet is this pic?!

WHAT A LITTLE CUPCAKE: Dannielynn and Larry make us melt.

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If the mother of your daughter died from a drug problem many people attributed to her life in the spotlight, would you take every opportunity to pose said child in front of the paparazzi and on magazine covers?

No? Then you're name is not Larry Birkhead.

The sorry excuse for a human being invited tabloid photographers to daughter Dannielynn's birthday party last year, which would have been his most disgraceful act as a parent to date... except that he actually did the same to Anna Nicole Smith's grave the year before. Yes, her grave.

Not as Cute as It Seems

Now, Birkhead has cashed in on his daughter again, revealing pieces of information about Dannielynn to E! News because... he's getting paid piles of money for it? He feels a responsibility to the public to share secrets about an innocent four-year old? Form your own opinions on this despicable man below, as you read excerpts from his interview:

On missing Smith: "I know what I had with Anna, and I have a 38-pound reminder walking around my house every day."

On how awesome of a father he is: "[Dannielynn is] with me every single day. I spend tons of time with her. That is one of my biggest accomplishments. She knows the happiness she gets at home and from the people around her."

On Anna's drug problem: "If she stopped taking methadone she could have died, the baby could have died."

On similarities between Dannielynn  and Anna Nicole: "She already has motherly like instincts. She's playing with her mom's dolls."

Read the full interview with E! now.

UPDATE: A disclaimer ...

Larry Birkhead is not a pimp in the literal sense that he manages a harem of prostitutes. He is merely a whore, figuratively, for the celebrity gossip industry, and likely making serious bank off his young daughter via features such as this. Thank you.

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As celebrity gossip bloggers, allow us to let you in on a little secret:

Often, talentless celebrities in need of money and attention will make a deal with the paparazzi. In exchange for seemingly candid photos, these photographers will arrive wherever the stars say they'll be, snap a few pictures and then sell those photos to the tabloids.

The celebrities in question, who have no shame and no means of making bank any other way, will then get a cut of the sale.

Meanwhile, in wholly unrelated news, Larry Birkhead took daughter Dannielynn to the farmer's market in Los Angeles yesterday. At least one paparazzi member just happened to also be on hand and Larry just happened to look up at all the right moments...

Time with Daughter, Photographer
  • Sliding for Attention
  • Dannielynn and Dad
  • Chilling with the Paparazzi
  • Not as Cute as It Seems
  • Not Bothered

From birthday parties to farmer's markets, photographers just won't leave Larry and Dannielynn alone!

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Let's give Larry Birkhead credit for honesty.

Ever since Anna Nicole Smith's death, this total loser has exploited his former lover's passing by posing the daughter he had with her (Dannielynn) for various paparazzi and tabloid photo ops. Seriously, look at this and try not to vomit.

We've called Birkhead out on numerous occasions because he likely made money off his child, a despicable act, especially considering the fact that life in the spotlight couldn't have helped Anna Nicole with her substance abuse problems over the years.

Now, Larry is at it again - but at least he admits that he's exploiting Smith's memory for cold, hard cash.

Birkhead is auctioning off Anna Nicole's Mercedes, dog bed and pieces of artwork to raise funds for himself and his thre-year-old daughter.

"It's like, do I want to hold on to one of Anna's dresses, or do I want to try to help Dannielynn's future," Birkhead said, trying to sound altruistic. "We have money. We have more than enough to survive on. [Auction proceeds] would just supplement that."

Know what else would supplement the money you've already made off Smith's legacy, Larry? Getting a job!

The auction will take place on June 26 and proceeds will go to the Anna Nicole and Daniel Wayne Smith Foundation. This would be a noble idea, if causes other than Larry Birkhead himself benefitted from it.

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This is how a real pimp rolls.

Once the cameras grow weary of your attempts to remain in the news by thrusting your daughter in the spotlight, you must adjust. How does a dedicated, shameless attention-getter change things up?

By exploiting his deceased child's mother, right, Larry Birkhead? The former lover of Anna Nicole Smith was spotted out in attire that bears her face this week.

  • Cry for Attention
  • Serious Pimp

Larry Birkhead: Anne Nicole Smith t-shirts, and dignity, for sale! [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

A photographer, Birkhead knows what sells. That's why he's seen here in a shirt that honors Anna Nicole Smith in the most appropriate way possible: by milking her likeness for fame and fortune.

It's really not a question of how much Birkhead made for posing with this top on. It may have been nothing at all. It's a question of how he sleeps at night.

** THG CORRECTION: Larry Birkhead is not a pimp in the literal sense. He does not manage a harem of prostitutes. We jokingly used the term to refer to his propensity for shamelessly posing for pictures with his daughter, an endeavor for which he is likely paid. We regret the error.

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Howard K. Stern's list of legal issues just got (slightly) shorter.

The lawyer and former Anna Nicole Smith "companion" has settled the $60 million defamation lawsuit he had filed against former MSNBC anchor Rita Cosby.

Not Camera Shy

A petition for dismissal was filed on Friday, Stern attorney Steve Sadow confirms, but did not comment further "pursuant to the terms of the settlement."

Stern was seeking that massive sum after certain allegations were amde in Cosby's Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death.

Cosby (falsely) claimed Stern and Larry Birkhead were lovers.

The (bogus) sexual relationship of these two led to a lawsuit.

That was the biggie. But she also suggested the former rivals hatched a secret deal in which Stern agreed to support Birkhead's bid for custody of Dannielynn as a quid pro quo for Birkhead's support for Stern to remain executor of Smith's estate.

Executors take hefty commissions for their efforts, anywhere from 3-6 percent at the least - an eight-figure payday considering Smith's $400 million.

Earlier this year, Stern dropped similar defamation claims against former Smith bodyguard Mark Speer, whom Stern claimed was Cosby's main source.

Stern is still seeking punitive damages against defendant Elizabeth "Jackie" Hatten, the sister of one of Smith's ex-beaus, Mark "Hollywood" Hatten.

Not such good news for Stern? The fact that he's being prosecuted for a litany of felonies as an enabler of Smith who contributed to her death.

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Last night's Hollywood premiere of This Is It, the much-touted documentary of Michael Jackson's final rehearsals, attracted celebrities from A-to-D-list.

Ian Ziering was also able to make it.

Who knew he was still alive? Considering he was like 35 when he starred on the first 90210, he must be like 50 now. And looks great! Note: Ian is 45.

Also on hand was Larry Birkhead. We can't remember the last time we saw him outside of a courtroom or OK! photo shoot he most likely got paid for!

Which of these two studs looked better at the premiere last night? Just vote in our survey below and decide who wins our latest style showdown ...

  • Ian Ziering Pic
  • Larry in Action

[Photos: Splash News Online, Fame Pictures]

Who looked better, Ian Ziering or Larry Birkhead?

 

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