Lance Armstrong

Now that Matthew McConaughey appears to have moved on, it's time for Lance Armstrong to do the same.

And has he ever found the right person to do it with!

No, no, we're just spreading rumors. That's our job. In reality, Eva Longoria is seen her dancing with Lance in honor of a charity event they both attended in California.

The Padres Contra El Cancer annual gala was actually held on the set of Desperate Housewives.

Oh yes. Every female reader's favorite topless duo is at it again. Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey have been hanging out, getting drunk and making women drool for weeks now.

So, just to prove that The Gossip is all about the gentlemen (pssst, guys, check out the Pussycat Dolls right now!), here's another image of People's sexiest man alive ... and that Armstrong guy:

New best buds, Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey, give the ladies a treat. But you tell us: which has the better body?

They're, like, totally best friends forever now!

World Most Amazing Cyclist - Lance Armstrong - and World's Sexiest Man - Matthew McConaughey - have been spending a lot of time together recently.

Us Weekly states that the pair was joined by Jake Gyllenhaal last week, as they bonded over spandex and liquor. On July 5 and 6, the fellas rode their bicycles in the Malibu hills.

From there, Armstrong and McConaughey stopped by the L.A. club, Hyde, and then went cycling again Friday along the Pacific Coast Highway. They stopped by the liquor store on the way home (pictured), eventually settling at Matthew's Malibu beach house.

Now that Armstrong has retired from professional racing and said goodbye to Sheryl Crow, it looks like all he wants to do is have some fun with his fellow Texan.