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Former child star and waif Ashley Olsen reportedly has a new, older man.

While we would normally take celebrity gossip reported by the New York Post or the New York Daily News with a grain of salt, when they're both reporting a story... you've got to at least reduce the size of that grain of salt.

The 21-year-old anorexic twin and bad dresser showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with ... Lance Armstrong! A Post spy said:

"They came together with a group of friends. Ashley Olsen drank red wine, sat on his lap and was making out with him all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

Ashley Olsen Elle Cover

Said a separate New York Daily News spy: "Ashley and Lance settled in and within minutes, he was whispering in her ear and she was giggling like a schoolgirl. They totally looked like they were on a date."

Sources say Lance Armstrong has been spending more time in New York City since he bought a home there recently. Another source said, "He tried to make [ex] Tory [Burch] happy when they were dating by buying a place here, but she couldn't deal with him not actually living in the same city, so they broke up."

Maybe the lesser-known of The Olsen Twins just wanted some tips on how to wear spandex well. Who knows.

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Move over, Oprah, you're not the only non-gay celebrity anymore.

In the November issue of Details magazine, Lance Armstrong sets the record straight (pun ... intended!) about his relationship with Matthew McConaughey.

Skateboarding Stud

While they do, in fact, have adorable manly nicknames for one another - "LiveStrong" and "J.K. Livin" - the two are merely good buddies. Not that the pair didn't think about more, Lance joked:

"We tried it. Wasn't for us."

The two Austin natives have been friends for years, but really started to bond, says Armstrong, when their respective relationships with Sheryl Crow and Penelope Cruz dissolved.

Now single, each deals with tabloid attention differently.

"He's all tin cans and yam," says Lance of the famously granola McConaughy. "I get s**t on my Blackberry ... My cell phone. Most of it is bulls**t."

Perhaps Armstrong should hire Rumer Wills as a personal assistant to deal with such nonsense.

Just a thought.

Elsewhere, Armstrong expresses shock that President Bush wouldn't fork over $1 billion for his charity - given that bird flu, he says, received $7 billion. And he sets the record straight about Jake Gyllenhaal portraying his life story: He's not.

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Hey, he's beat cancer. The Donald is nothing!

We're not sure if Lance Armstrong has actually met the man whose name graces every other building in New York, but it is now clear that he's met his daughter. Possibly naked!

Indeed, the cycling champ and Ivanka Trump went on "several dates," sources told People magazine, but the relationship never got out of first gear. Neither did that pun.

Trump, 24, is vice president of development and acquisitions for the Trump Organization. She and Armstrong, 35, met at a charity event in Los Angeles a few months ago when she was in town filming dad Donald's NBC reality show The Apprentice.

Armstrong's rep says there was no romance, but we're not judging. As long as the Paris Hilton rumors were false, too.

Trump herself told People on Monday, "I have tremendous respect for Lance and all he has accomplished. That said, we are just friends."

Phew. Matthew McConaughy can relax now. You've still got a chance with Lance, buddy.

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Now that Matthew McConaughey appears to have moved on, it's time for Lance Armstrong to do the same.

And has he ever found the right person to do it with!

Beautiful Eva

No, no, we're just spreading rumors. That's our job. In reality, Eva Longoria is seen her dancing with Lance in honor of a charity event they both attended in California.

The Padres Contra El Cancer annual gala was actually held on the set of Desperate Housewives.

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Oh yes. Every female reader's favorite topless duo is at it again. Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey have been hanging out, getting drunk and making women drool for weeks now.

So, just to prove that The Gossip is all about the gentlemen (pssst, guys, check out the Pussycat Dolls right now!), here's another image of People's sexiest man alive ... and that Armstrong guy:

  • Lance Armstrong Premiere Photo
  • Matthew McConaughey Scruffy Looking

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They're, like, totally best friends forever now!

World Most Amazing Cyclist - Lance Armstrong - and World's Sexiest Man - Matthew McConaughey - have been spending a lot of time together recently.

  • Sweaty and Sexy
  • Lance Armstrong Signs

Us Weekly states that the pair was joined by Jake Gyllenhaal last week, as they bonded over spandex and liquor. On July 5 and 6, the fellas rode their bicycles in the Malibu hills.

From there, Armstrong and McConaughey stopped by the L.A. club, Hyde, and then went cycling again Friday along the Pacific Coast Highway. They stopped by the liquor store on the way home (pictured), eventually settling at Matthew's Malibu beach house.

Now that Armstrong has retired from professional racing and said goodbye to Sheryl Crow, it looks like all he wants to do is have some fun with his fellow Texan.