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Lamar Odom has succeeded where so many before him have failed: at standing up to Kris Jenner.

The Kardashian matriarch had reportedly been pressuring her son-in-law to give up professional basketball and dedicate himself fully to the life of a talentless, shameless hack reality TV star.

But TMZ now confirms Odom has gone in the opposite direction and will be concluding his series with wife Khloe Kardashian after this season in order to focus on his faltering NBA career.

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The heretofore solid sixth man was placed on the inactive list by the Dallas Mavericks a few weeks ago after failing to connect with teammates, showing general laziness and falling to career lows in points and rebounds.

He's now intent, though, on reviving his career, with insiders saying he'll reside full-time in Los Angeles and work out with personal trainers.

The most recent episode of Khloe & Lamar earned -65 points from our critic, as it focused on Khloe's family visiting the struggling couple in Dallas.

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On the season two premiere of Khloe & Lamar, viewers watched one Kardashian sibling grow frustrated by her man's lack of sexual desire, while another Kardashian sister got annoyed by that same man's inattentive friendship.

Read on for THG's recap of the episode, +/- style...

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We see shots of Kim Kardashian pretending to kry over Kris Humphries. MINUS 127.

Khloe refers to Lamar as "Lammie." MINUS 1.

Lamar laments Rob Kardashian moving out. He looks to be on the verge of tears. PLUS 7 for what appears to be a legitimate bromance.

Khloe installs her own sex swing, saying "this is like, so much work, to be a sexual person." It proceeds to collapse the moment she sits in it. PLUS 8 for Khloe's efforts, and PLUS 8 more for our avoidance of any fat jokes here.

Rob is mad at Lamar for not attending his Dancing with the Stars tapings. Lamar is mad at Rob for blowing off lunch with him and Khloe. MINUS 11 for this bromance turning into a romance.

"I haven't seen this many sex toys since college," says Lamar upon enterting Khloe's "Sex Chamber of Love." MINUS 17 for lying. The guy went to the University of Rhode Island, not Arizona State.

"Men get more hormonal periods than women do," Khloe says. MINUS 3 for using the word period.

"Even when I'm not there, he should know I'm still there. Sometimes, though, I think he wants me there in a physical sense." PLUS 4 for Lamar finally getting it.

MINUS 13 for Rob and Lamar's handshake.

MINUS 3 for Khloe and Lamar's wedding photo blanket.

Khloe realizes that what she has with Lamar is "pure" and doesn't have to always be based sex. PLUS 5 for coming to that realization and PLUS 4 for the episode ending with Lamar motor-boating his wide.

TOTAL: Minus 147

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The E! reality show circus is about to mess with Texas.

A couple months after Lamar Odom successfully lobbied for a trade, season two of Khloe & Lamar will premiere with a focus on the big move, as the couple heads from Los Angeles to Dallas, bringing Robert Kardashian along for some reason.

Will they find a new house in the area? How is Odom akin to a box of chocolate? What what hilarious show returns following this February 19 premiere? Watch the following promo for these answers and more!

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Oh, thank goodness. We'll be able to watch Khloe Kardashian talk about having children for at least two more seasons on E!.

Sources tell Rumor Fix that the network has picked up Khloe & Lamar - the reality show that focuses on the one Kardashian sister with a personality and her Los Angeles Lakers power forward of a husband - for seasons two and three.

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“Khloe is super excited to begin filming again," an insider says. "She wasn’t happy with the way some of the things turned out on last season and wants to make changes for the better for the second season."

What might that mean? Sources say season three might be filmed in Europe. With that in mind, allow us to say preemptively: we're really sorry, Europe.

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Getting Lamar Odom to do a new reality show was no slam dunk.

Just three days into filming Khloé and Lamar with spouse Khloe Kardashian, the Los Angeles Lakers star was looking to back out of the whole thing.

"Lamar said, 'Can you tell your mom to get us out of this contract,'" Khloe told Ellen DeGeneres on her show Tuesday. Why would he want that?

"I thought it was going to be easy," Odom said. "It's really tough."

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UNBREAKABLE: This union is forever, through reality shows and thin.

But his wife was resolute in their pursuit of reality stardom: "I go, 'Absolutely not,'" Kardashian said. "I go, 'Nope, that ship has sailed. I told you.'"

That's not to say that Khloe didn't understand Lamar's hesitation.

"It's a lot. I mean, I knew from doing my family's show how intense and grueling it becomes. I personally didn't want to do the show," Khloe said.

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Wanna get up close and way too personal with Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom? Tune in to their reality show premiere Sunday, April 10.

As teased below in a clip from the nauseating series, the married couple is trying to have a baby (despite Khloe's constant claims to the press that this is not the case). That involves an ovulation schedule, of course, about which Odom whines:

"I like to pop off spontaneously."

Check out the following sneak peek now and perhaps ask yourself: why do you care about two strangers that simply want to have a baby?

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It's incredibly nauseating, but true: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are coming to the world of reality TV.

The boring couple, whose only purpose appears to be teasing viewers about possibly having a baby every other week, will anchor Khloe & Lamar, the latest E! spin-off to feature members of Hollywood's least talented, best publicized family.

In the following, extended trailer is actually sounds like Odom confirms that a child is on the way. Watch now and listen closely:

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The game of love has a new dream team, folks.

In the first official promo for Khloe & Lamar, we see the couple kissing during a photo shoot, being trailed by paparazzi and talking about how they'd make such great parents. It's clear that no line is scripted and every scene you watch it just an example of these two acting like the average, totally in love couple they are.

The show airs on E! Sunday nights in April. How can anyone not tune in?!?

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In news absolutely no one could have seen coming when they got married in 2009, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have officially been given a reality show of their own.

Confirmed E! Executive Vice President Lisa Berger today: "Khloe and Lamar are such a dynamic couple that we just knew we had to give them their own series."

Season one of the series will consist of eight episodes and also feature the pair's quasi roommate, Rob Kardashian. You won't believe this, but cameras will capture him trying to break into the music industry.

"Lamar and I are so blessed to have been given such an amazing opportunity to take this journey together as a couple," Khloe told the network. "I know that it will only strengthen the bond we have and the love we share for each other."

Right. Because that's exactly what always happens to couples that star on reality television together.

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It was only a matter of time before Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got their own show. Every other combination of people in that useless family has.

The L.A. Lakers star and the ... whatever she is will begin filming this awesome E! spinoff show in the spring, according to Us Weekly and Radar Online.

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No word on when Kendall and Kylie Jenner get theirs.

Because we don't know enough about the Kardashians.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians first gave us a glimpse into their lives in 2007. Khloe Kardashian then spun off with Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

Khloe and Lamar married in September of last year 2009 and he's been making regular appearances on Keeping Up With The Kardashians since.

Their spinoff show, which has yet to be titled, is expected to be a Newlyweds-style effort, offering insight into Khloe's day-to-day life as a wife.

She'll also play stepmother to Lamar's two children, Destiny and Lamar Jr., who he had with ex Liza Morales. Should be absolutely riveting TV.

What do you think? Will you watch a Khlomar spinoff?

 

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