Lamar Odom

We hated the Los Angeles Lakers before this season even started.

After all, Kobe Bryant is a selfish jerk and their fans are all celebrities, not exactly an underdog, long-suffering group of supporters that it's easy to rally behind.

Then, Lamar Odom went out and married Khloe Kardashian and our hatred for this team intensified. Still, give the Lakers credit for winning a seven-game series against the Celtics and taking home another NBA title last week.

Now that you've done that... go ahead and hate them again! Khloe took part in the squad's celebratory parade around Los Angeles this week, blogging: "Never in a million years did I anticipate it would be as crazy as it was, I was seriously in shock! The fan support was so overwhelming in the greatest way!"

Khloe also bought her husband a $400,000 Rolls Royce for winning the championship, something every athlete with a $33 million contract needs.

Isn't it nice to see Kardashian using the money she's earned - from reading scripts and posing for photos - in such a meaningful way?

Hopefully, Ty Lawson convinces Kim Kardashian to have sex with him this off-season and the Denver Nuggets win it all next year.

We gotta give the Celtics fans props for trying.

During last night's third game of the NBA Finals, Tauntr.com handed out 5,000 cardboard masks of Khloé Kardashian. The goal, of course? To distract husband Lamar Odom into a bad game.

However, the stunt backfired: following a pair of horrific performances in games one and two, Odom rebounded with 12 points in a 91-84 Lakers' victory.

We admire the effort, Boston supporters. But not the execution. Wouldn't poster-sized photos of THIS IMAGE been a lot more distracting for Odom?

Similar note to all fans of New Orleans Saints' opponents next season: Practice your Ray J chants and blow up pictures of Kim Kardashian nude. It may be the only way to slow down that powerful offense.

Khloe Kardashian is pregnant, according to a report that just surfaced. 

According to Radar Online, she's already two months along. The father, of course, is Los Angeles Lakers star Lamar Odom, whom she wed on September 27, 2009.

Her sister Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a son, Mason Dash Disick, last winter and Khloe is so in love with attention the baby that she wanted her own.

"Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby,” a source close to the family tells the celebrity gossip site, adding that “Lamar is happy and ecstatic" too.

However, "Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year."

EXPECTING? Khloe Kardashian is reportedly pregnant by hubby Lamar Odom.

Odom, who has two children with ex Liza Morales, is referring to Khloe's reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and has a right to be concerned.

You know they're planning the on-air reveal already. They pretty much live their whole lives with this in mind. Who knows if Lamar was even consulted.

Speaking of the show, there's this wrinkle: Radar claims that while that the family is elated, the Kardashian clan has "gone into lockdown" over the report.

A cautious Khloe Kardashian wants to keep the pregnancy announcement secret until she passes the first trimester ... or it can be announced on the show.

There's been no confirmation yet, but we wouldn't be surprised in the least. The Kardashians have gotten kind of pathetic lately and need a ratings ploy.

Stay tuned ...

This is exactly what the world needs: another member of the Kardashian family.

Just a few months after her utterly contrived, publicity-based wedding to Lamar Odom, Khloe Kardashian isn't making any secret of her desire to procreate before the couple's inevitable divorce end of the year.

During a radio interview with 104.3 MY FM's Valentine in the Morning yesterday, Khloe said: "I want to so badly! That's a goal for me."

And how might Kardashian achieve that aim? By following the actions of the person sitting across from her at each week's reality show script reading. So long, birth control pills!

"I'm not doing anything to prevent [pregnancy]," Khloe said. "I want to, we both want to, we're in an ideal situation."

Khloe added that Odom purchased a pregnancy test for her on New Year's Day because she was nauseous.

Alas, the results were negative and the universe will have to live without another Kardashian spawn for at least nine more months. By that time, Vanessa Lopez will likely have stolen Lamar away.

Khloe Kardashian has been called many things: attention-starved, pathetic, desperate for love, much uglier than Kim Kardashian.

But the reality TV star's honesty has never been called into question... until now!

In an interview with Radar Online, Liza Morales - the ex-girlfriend of Lamar Odom and father of his two children - called Khloe out as a liar

“Friends and family informed me of a recent cover story on Khloe Kardashian which had several inaccuracies," Morales said. “First of all, it was reported that Khloe and my daughter Destiny have bonded. It quotes Khloe saying my daughter flew out to LA to meet Khloe when her and Lamar first started dating, that is basically a lie."

In the article, Khloe also said she had yet to meet her stepson Lamar Jr. because he was "too young to travel." But Morales shot down that claim, as well.

“The truth is my 8-year-old son told me he didn’t want to meet her at that time," she said.

While she may sound very bitter, Morales ended the interview on a positive note:

“I feel eventually Khloe and I should meet... some seem to be quotes directly from Khloe herself and I do know how the press can twist people’s words sometimes to be more exciting. I hope she didn’t say these things because they are blatant lies and I would hate to think she would lie about my children.”

If you wanna spend time with any Kardashian, Liza, just bring a camera crew along and they'll meet you anywhere.

They may have a fake marriage, but they'll soon reside in a very real, very expensive home.

Multiple source confirm that Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have purchased a $4 million mansion in Tarazana, California.

Its amenities reportedly include a spa, waterfall, cabanas, parking for 15 cars, a home theater, steam room and gym. We also assume the house has a direct line to the paparazzi, so Khloe and Lamar can call ahead and alert photographers to their impending whereabouts.

TMZ first reported the purchase of this $3.995 million estate, which features seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms. It's located in a gated, guarded community.

No word yet on whether Odom or Kardashian will get the property after the couple inevitably divorces in approximately six months if they ever call it quits.

We apologize, Australia.

For days, we've been railing against our friends Down Under because many of them were apparently unaware that Britney Spears lip syncs at concerts.

That may be lame on their part, but America has no educated foot to stand on: over three million people tuned in for the two-hour Khloe Kardashian/Lamar Odom wedding special on E! Sunday night.

Over three million!!!

It's not as though viewers didn't have other quality options on Sunday evening, either. There was an exciting NFL game; Dexter on Showtime; Mad Men on AMC. Heck, there was the Home Shopping Network.

Anything is more appealing than watching two people spit on the concept of love, rake in money for their wedding and laugh all the way to the bank.

Put simply, the 3.07 million individuals that tuned in to this contrived nonsense need to get a life. And a TV Guide.

Kourtney Kardashian is scheduled to give birth next month.

But don't worry, readers: her sister may get knocked up and take over the family's tradition of milking every possible second of pregnancy for money and attention.

Appearing with Chelsea Handler on E!'s Chelsea Lately, Lamar Odom said he was anxious to drop his seed inside his wife like a basketball through a hoop.

Asked when the couple wanted to have kids, Lamar replied: "Soon." When the host followed up by asking if they really wanted to have children right away, Odom again chimed in:

"I do!"

Incredibly, Odom didn't need to read this line of a cue card this time, as he likely did during his contrived wedding to Khloe.

Because little, talentless, attention-starved kids running around isn't a scary enough thought, Khloe said she and her husband are considering a reality show.

"Ryan [Seacrest] has been talking to us about it. I mean, right now, we have so much going on, but we don't know. We've got to get through the holidays, and then we'll discuss it again after that."

What does Khloe Kardashian possibly have going on?!?! Sigh. Watch the full interview after the jump.

With the naked eye, it appears as though Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian dressed as Batman and Catwoman for Halloween.

But anyone familiar with them can safely assume they'd never don such lame costumes.

Because those comic book characters have been done so many times (and because Odom scarcely made an effort to be the Caped Crusader), it's clear that Lamar and Khloe arrived at a party as something else entirely, something entirely opposite from what they actually are:

A couple that doesn't want attention.

You've gotta hand it to Kardodom for the effort. The pair almost seems to be shunning the spotlight with such a weak effort, but we know better.

Below, contrast Odom and Kardashian with another dressed-up couple: Melissa Rycroft and Tye Strickland.

Considering the Lakers' best player is a self-centered, adulterous, accused rapist, we didn't think we could hate the team any more than we already do.

Then, Khloe Kardashian married Lamar Odom.

Now, we'll be stuck with this attention-starved socialite's presence at every Los Angeles home game, as illustrated last night when Khloe and Kim Kardashian sat courtside, pretended to cheer Odom on and checked themselves out on the arena's jumbotron.

Said Khloe at the game: "It's an honor to be here watching... I'm so happy to be able to experience this great accomplishment with Lamar. I'm so proud of my husband."

Meanwhile, fans of contrived weddings and scripted reality shows would be proud of the Kardashians as a whole.

The Khloe/Lamar wedding special will air on E! on November 8 and we've posted the hilarious, infuriating preview for it after this article's jump.

Check it out now for the fakest tears and most well-rehearsed arguments of the fall TV season.