Lamar Odom

It was only a matter of time before Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got their own show. Every other combination of people in that useless family has.

The L.A. Lakers star and the ... whatever she is will begin filming this awesome E! spinoff show in the spring, according to Us Weekly and Radar Online.

No word on when Kendall and Kylie Jenner get theirs.

Because we don't know enough about the Kardashians.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians first gave us a glimpse into their lives in 2007. Khloe Kardashian then spun off with Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

Khloe and Lamar married in September of last year 2009 and he's been making regular appearances on Keeping Up With The Kardashians since.

Their spinoff show, which has yet to be titled, is expected to be a Newlyweds-style effort, offering insight into Khloe's day-to-day life as a wife.

She'll also play stepmother to Lamar's two children, Destiny and Lamar Jr., who he had with ex Liza Morales. Should be absolutely riveting TV.

What do you think? Will you watch a Khlomar spinoff?

Not too long ago, we'd have wondered why we'd be wishing Lamar Odom a happy birthday on a celebrity gossip site.

But then the Lakers power forward married Khloe Kardashian, and has actually remained married to her for over a year. He appears almost as often on E! as on ESPN, causing us to admit we were mistaken about this union and to acknowledge the fact that he's turning 31.

Life is good for Odom, as his reigning NBA champions stand at 6-0, a record he contributes to with 15 points and 11 rebounds per game. He seems like a nice enough guy, too, so send in your birthday wishes to him today!

We will soon see pictures of Lamar Odom nude?

The Los Angeles Lakers power forward, and husband of Khloe Kardashian, has hired Kris Jenner to manager his entertainment career - and we all know how this reality star encourages her clients to get famous.

Sources tell TMZ the duo's "first project together [will] be his and Khloe's fragrance which is set to launch next year."

Other responsibilities for Jenner will include setting up paid appearances for Lamar, arranging endorsement deals, and, we assume, filming a sex tape between him and Khloe.

In her latest blog entry, Khloe Kardashian write that she's the "luckiest girl in the world." How come?

Because husband Lamar Odom celebrated the pair's one-year anniversary with a surprise vow renewal ceremony. We'll let Khloe explain how it all went down...

Malika blindfolded me  and brought me to a "secret location", I literally had NO idea where we were going. When we arrived, the car door opened and Lamar took my hand and led me to the spot where we were married one year ago. He removed the blindfold and I was just speechless -- I was beyond in shock. I knew he had a few fun surprises up his sleeve but I never could have anticipated this. I have never been more obsessed with my husband.

We wonder how a certain inmate in Pensylvania feels about this development.

We'll be honest: we're never thought we'd get here.

When Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom first got married, we figured there was a better chance they'd be divorced after one year than still hitched after one year.

But the couple celebrated their anniversary yesterday, an occasion Khloe marked by doing what she does best: blogging.

"A year ago today, I married my best friend. I am so excited to be celebrating our one-year anniversary!!!! I can't believe it has been a year already, it feels like we just got married yesterday, but at the same time I can't believe it has ONLY been a year," she wrote, adding:

Instead of sticking up for daughter Kendall, Kris Jenner might wanna teach Khloe Kardashian where babies come from.

Asked when she and husband Lamar Odom might become parents, Khloe told People magazine over the weekend:

"It's in God's hands... I'm 26. It should happen naturally. I don't want to force it. I would love to have a baby, and if I get pregnant, I get pregnant."

You do have some say over this, you know, Khloe. If you and Lamar are not using birth control, his sperm will fertilize your egg during intercourse and - presto! - a baby will be created. That's how science works. God has better things to do than worry about your sex life.

Odom has made it clear he'd be happy not to wait any longer, as he already has two children with ex-girlfriend Liza Morales.

"He definitely wants a baby right now," Kardashian said, causing us to wonder if she really has no idea how the baby-making process works.

Stop giving interviews, Khloe. Start giving it up!

A Lamar Odom/Khloe Kardashian reality show is a scary enough thought.

But now the NBA star has planted an even more frightening idea in our minds: kids with the attention-starved professional celebrity.

"We would love to be able to raise children together," Odom told People magazine this week. "That's something that happens when you become a family. Hopefully it'll happen soon."

And, undoubtedly, cameramen will be around to chronicle every aspect of the experience. Thank goodness.

Asked if the exploited son of Kourtney Kardashian helps him and Khloe prepare for the inevitable, Odom answered in the affirmative.

"[Mason] definitely gives us some insight, some practice. [He] is a special little boy."

The power forward has two kids from a previous relationship. He also has two championship rings from his stint in Los Angeles. Man, we hate the Lakers!

We hated the Los Angeles Lakers before this season even started.

After all, Kobe Bryant is a selfish jerk and their fans are all celebrities, not exactly an underdog, long-suffering group of supporters that it's easy to rally behind.

Then, Lamar Odom went out and married Khloe Kardashian and our hatred for this team intensified. Still, give the Lakers credit for winning a seven-game series against the Celtics and taking home another NBA title last week.

Now that you've done that... go ahead and hate them again! Khloe took part in the squad's celebratory parade around Los Angeles this week, blogging: "Never in a million years did I anticipate it would be as crazy as it was, I was seriously in shock! The fan support was so overwhelming in the greatest way!"

Khloe also bought her husband a $400,000 Rolls Royce for winning the championship, something every athlete with a $33 million contract needs.

Isn't it nice to see Kardashian using the money she's earned - from reading scripts and posing for photos - in such a meaningful way?

Hopefully, Ty Lawson convinces Kim Kardashian to have sex with him this off-season and the Denver Nuggets win it all next year.

We gotta give the Celtics fans props for trying.

During last night's third game of the NBA Finals, Tauntr.com handed out 5,000 cardboard masks of Khloé Kardashian. The goal, of course? To distract husband Lamar Odom into a bad game.

However, the stunt backfired: following a pair of horrific performances in games one and two, Odom rebounded with 12 points in a 91-84 Lakers' victory.

We admire the effort, Boston supporters. But not the execution. Wouldn't poster-sized photos of THIS IMAGE been a lot more distracting for Odom?

Similar note to all fans of New Orleans Saints' opponents next season: Practice your Ray J chants and blow up pictures of Kim Kardashian nude. It may be the only way to slow down that powerful offense.

Khloe Kardashian is pregnant, according to a report that just surfaced. 

According to Radar Online, she's already two months along. The father, of course, is Los Angeles Lakers star Lamar Odom, whom she wed on September 27, 2009.

Her sister Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a son, Mason Dash Disick, last winter and Khloe is so in love with attention the baby that she wanted her own.

"Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby,” a source close to the family tells the celebrity gossip site, adding that “Lamar is happy and ecstatic" too.

However, "Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year."

EXPECTING? Khloe Kardashian is reportedly pregnant by hubby Lamar Odom.

Odom, who has two children with ex Liza Morales, is referring to Khloe's reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and has a right to be concerned.

You know they're planning the on-air reveal already. They pretty much live their whole lives with this in mind. Who knows if Lamar was even consulted.

Speaking of the show, there's this wrinkle: Radar claims that while that the family is elated, the Kardashian clan has "gone into lockdown" over the report.

A cautious Khloe Kardashian wants to keep the pregnancy announcement secret until she passes the first trimester ... or it can be announced on the show.

There's been no confirmation yet, but we wouldn't be surprised in the least. The Kardashians have gotten kind of pathetic lately and need a ratings ploy.

Stay tuned ...