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In her latest blog entry, Khloe Kardashian write that she's the "luckiest girl in the world." How come?

Because husband Lamar Odom celebrated the pair's one-year anniversary with a surprise vow renewal ceremony. We'll let Khloe explain how it all went down...

Malika blindfolded me  and brought me to a "secret location", I literally had NO idea where we were going. When we arrived, the car door opened and Lamar took my hand and led me to the spot where we were married one year ago. He removed the blindfold and I was just speechless -- I was beyond in shock. I knew he had a few fun surprises up his sleeve but I never could have anticipated this. I have never been more obsessed with my husband.

We wonder how a certain inmate in Pensylvania feels about this development.

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We'll be honest: we're never thought we'd get here.

When Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom first got married, we figured there was a better chance they'd be divorced after one year than still hitched after one year.

But the couple celebrated their anniversary yesterday, an occasion Khloe marked by doing what she does best: blogging.

"A year ago today, I married my best friend. I am so excited to be celebrating our one-year anniversary!!!! I can't believe it has been a year already, it feels like we just got married yesterday, but at the same time I can't believe it has ONLY been a year," she wrote, adding:

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Instead of sticking up for daughter Kendall, Kris Jenner might wanna teach Khloe Kardashian where babies come from.

Asked when she and husband Lamar Odom might become parents, Khloe told People magazine over the weekend:

"It's in God's hands... I'm 26. It should happen naturally. I don't want to force it. I would love to have a baby, and if I get pregnant, I get pregnant."

You do have some say over this, you know, Khloe. If you and Lamar are not using birth control, his sperm will fertilize your egg during intercourse and - presto! - a baby will be created. That's how science works. God has better things to do than worry about your sex life.

Odom has made it clear he'd be happy not to wait any longer, as he already has two children with ex-girlfriend Liza Morales.

"He definitely wants a baby right now," Kardashian said, causing us to wonder if she really has no idea how the baby-making process works.

Stop giving interviews, Khloe. Start giving it up!

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A Lamar Odom/Khloe Kardashian reality show is a scary enough thought.

But now the NBA star has planted an even more frightening idea in our minds: kids with the attention-starved professional celebrity.

"We would love to be able to raise children together," Odom told People magazine this week. "That's something that happens when you become a family. Hopefully it'll happen soon."

And, undoubtedly, cameramen will be around to chronicle every aspect of the experience. Thank goodness.

Katch Up!

Asked if the exploited son of Kourtney Kardashian helps him and Khloe prepare for the inevitable, Odom answered in the affirmative.

"[Mason] definitely gives us some insight, some practice. [He] is a special little boy."

The power forward has two kids from a previous relationship. He also has two championship rings from his stint in Los Angeles. Man, we hate the Lakers!

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We hated the Los Angeles Lakers before this season even started.

After all, Kobe Bryant is a selfish jerk and their fans are all celebrities, not exactly an underdog, long-suffering group of supporters that it's easy to rally behind.

Then, Lamar Odom went out and married Khloe Kardashian and our hatred for this team intensified. Still, give the Lakers credit for winning a seven-game series against the Celtics and taking home another NBA title last week.

Now that you've done that... go ahead and hate them again! Khloe took part in the squad's celebratory parade around Los Angeles this week, blogging: "Never in a million years did I anticipate it would be as crazy as it was, I was seriously in shock! The fan support was so overwhelming in the greatest way!"

Khloe also bought her husband a $400,000 Rolls Royce for winning the championship, something every athlete with a $33 million contract needs.

Isn't it nice to see Kardashian using the money she's earned - from reading scripts and posing for photos - in such a meaningful way?

Hopefully, Ty Lawson convinces Kim Kardashian to have sex with him this off-season and the Denver Nuggets win it all next year.

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We gotta give the Celtics fans props for trying.

During last night's third game of the NBA Finals, Tauntr.com handed out 5,000 cardboard masks of Khloé Kardashian. The goal, of course? To distract husband Lamar Odom into a bad game.

However, the stunt backfired: following a pair of horrific performances in games one and two, Odom rebounded with 12 points in a 91-84 Lakers' victory.

Khloe Kardashian Masks

We admire the effort, Boston supporters. But not the execution. Wouldn't poster-sized photos of THIS IMAGE been a lot more distracting for Odom?

Similar note to all fans of New Orleans Saints' opponents next season: Practice your Ray J chants and blow up pictures of Kim Kardashian nude. It may be the only way to slow down that powerful offense.

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Khloe Kardashian is pregnant, according to a report that just surfaced. 

According to Radar Online, she's already two months along. The father, of course, is Los Angeles Lakers star Lamar Odom, whom she wed on September 27, 2009.

Her sister Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to a son, Mason Dash Disick, last winter and Khloe is so in love with attention the baby that she wanted her own.

"Khloe was inspired by Kourtney having a baby,” a source close to the family tells the celebrity gossip site, adding that “Lamar is happy and ecstatic" too.

However, "Lamar is a little weary of exposing his baby on TV. He already doesn’t like his life being played out for everyone to see eight months of the year."

Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom Photo

EXPECTING? Khloe Kardashian is reportedly pregnant by hubby Lamar Odom.

Odom, who has two children with ex Liza Morales, is referring to Khloe's reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and has a right to be concerned.

You know they're planning the on-air reveal already. They pretty much live their whole lives with this in mind. Who knows if Lamar was even consulted.

Speaking of the show, there's this wrinkle: Radar claims that while that the family is elated, the Kardashian clan has "gone into lockdown" over the report.

A cautious Khloe Kardashian wants to keep the pregnancy announcement secret until she passes the first trimester ... or it can be announced on the show.

There's been no confirmation yet, but we wouldn't be surprised in the least. The Kardashians have gotten kind of pathetic lately and need a ratings ploy.

Stay tuned ...

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This is exactly what the world needs: another member of the Kardashian family.

Just a few months after her utterly contrived, publicity-based wedding to Lamar Odom, Khloe Kardashian isn't making any secret of her desire to procreate before the couple's inevitable divorce end of the year.

During a radio interview with 104.3 MY FM's Valentine in the Morning yesterday, Khloe said: "I want to so badly! That's a goal for me."

And how might Kardashian achieve that aim? By following the actions of the person sitting across from her at each week's reality show script reading. So long, birth control pills!

"I'm not doing anything to prevent [pregnancy]," Khloe said. "I want to, we both want to, we're in an ideal situation."

Future Parents?

Khloe added that Odom purchased a pregnancy test for her on New Year's Day because she was nauseous.

Alas, the results were negative and the universe will have to live without another Kardashian spawn for at least nine more months. By that time, Vanessa Lopez will likely have stolen Lamar away.

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Khloe Kardashian has been called many things: attention-starved, pathetic, desperate for love, much uglier than Kim Kardashian.

But the reality TV star's honesty has never been called into question... until now!

In an interview with Radar Online, Liza Morales - the ex-girlfriend of Lamar Odom and father of his two children - called Khloe out as a liar

“Friends and family informed me of a recent cover story on Khloe Kardashian which had several inaccuracies," Morales said. “First of all, it was reported that Khloe and my daughter Destiny have bonded. It quotes Khloe saying my daughter flew out to LA to meet Khloe when her and Lamar first started dating, that is basically a lie."

Khlomar Pic

In the article, Khloe also said she had yet to meet her stepson Lamar Jr. because he was "too young to travel." But Morales shot down that claim, as well.

“The truth is my 8-year-old son told me he didn’t want to meet her at that time," she said.

While she may sound very bitter, Morales ended the interview on a positive note:

“I feel eventually Khloe and I should meet... some seem to be quotes directly from Khloe herself and I do know how the press can twist people’s words sometimes to be more exciting. I hope she didn’t say these things because they are blatant lies and I would hate to think she would lie about my children.”

If you wanna spend time with any Kardashian, Liza, just bring a camera crew along and they'll meet you anywhere.

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They may have a fake marriage, but they'll soon reside in a very real, very expensive home.

Multiple source confirm that Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have purchased a $4 million mansion in Tarazana, California.

Its amenities reportedly include a spa, waterfall, cabanas, parking for 15 cars, a home theater, steam room and gym. We also assume the house has a direct line to the paparazzi, so Khloe and Lamar can call ahead and alert photographers to their impending whereabouts.

Hungry for Food, Attention

TMZ first reported the purchase of this $3.995 million estate, which features seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms. It's located in a gated, guarded community.

No word yet on whether Odom or Kardashian will get the property after the couple inevitably divorces in approximately six months if they ever call it quits.

Lamar Odom Biography

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom After bouncing around the NBA for years, Lamar Odom became a valuable member of the Los Angeles Lakers. He's won multiple world titles as... More »
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