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Wanna get up close and way too personal with Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom? Tune in to their reality show premiere Sunday, April 10.

As teased below in a clip from the nauseating series, the married couple is trying to have a baby (despite Khloe's constant claims to the press that this is not the case). That involves an ovulation schedule, of course, about which Odom whines:

"I like to pop off spontaneously."

Check out the following sneak peek now and perhaps ask yourself: why do you care about two strangers that simply want to have a baby?

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It's incredibly nauseating, but true: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are coming to the world of reality TV.

The boring couple, whose only purpose appears to be teasing viewers about possibly having a baby every other week, will anchor Khloe & Lamar, the latest E! spin-off to feature members of Hollywood's least talented, best publicized family.

In the following, extended trailer is actually sounds like Odom confirms that a child is on the way. Watch now and listen closely:

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The game of love has a new dream team, folks.

In the first official promo for Khloe & Lamar, we see the couple kissing during a photo shoot, being trailed by paparazzi and talking about how they'd make such great parents. It's clear that no line is scripted and every scene you watch it just an example of these two acting like the average, totally in love couple they are.

The show airs on E! Sunday nights in April. How can anyone not tune in?!?

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Their souls are bonded, their bodies are naked and their bank accounts are overflowing.

In the following commercial, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom tell viewers why they ought to purchase their unisex fragrance, "Unbreakable." There's something sexy about a couple sharing a scent, the couple tells us below. But we think they mean a sense.

As in: a sense for how to rip off an ignorant public that believes this family has anything worth buying, or even paying an iota of attention to. The perfume goes on sale in two days, for anyone that needs to take a long, hard look at his/her life cares.

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Wanna smell like desperation and a lack of shame? You'll soon be able to!

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have confirmed plans for a new fragrance. It will be titled "Unbreakable" and will hit the market on February 12.

“He’s always wanted a unisex fragrance!,” Khloé recently told E! online. “It took a long time to create what we both wanted and would wear and love, and we found the perfect one.”

The scent will feature chocolaty notes that work for both genders and... we're sorry. We just can't write about this nonsense any longer.

Waste your money on this crap at your own risk.

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Lamar Odom is really sorry. He knows the public wants to watch him have sex with Khloe Kardashian, but he says we won't get the chance to.

Really, this is a quote from an interview the Lakers power forward/reality star gave to Playboy this month: "People see us and are probably like, 'Damn, I wonder how that looks.' We wouldn’t have anything to be ashamed about, but no, that’s not going down."

Darn. We'll try to carry on with our lives, Lamar.

Elsewhere in the interview, Odom discusses life as a Kardashian, Scott Disick and more. Excerpts are posted below.

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In news absolutely no one could have seen coming when they got married in 2009, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have officially been given a reality show of their own.

Confirmed E! Executive Vice President Lisa Berger today: "Khloe and Lamar are such a dynamic couple that we just knew we had to give them their own series."

Season one of the series will consist of eight episodes and also feature the pair's quasi roommate, Rob Kardashian. You won't believe this, but cameras will capture him trying to break into the music industry.

"Lamar and I are so blessed to have been given such an amazing opportunity to take this journey together as a couple," Khloe told the network. "I know that it will only strengthen the bond we have and the love we share for each other."

Right. Because that's exactly what always happens to couples that star on reality television together.

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It was only a matter of time before Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got their own show. Every other combination of people in that useless family has.

The L.A. Lakers star and the ... whatever she is will begin filming this awesome E! spinoff show in the spring, according to Us Weekly and Radar Online.

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No word on when Kendall and Kylie Jenner get theirs.

Because we don't know enough about the Kardashians.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians first gave us a glimpse into their lives in 2007. Khloe Kardashian then spun off with Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

Khloe and Lamar married in September of last year 2009 and he's been making regular appearances on Keeping Up With The Kardashians since.

Their spinoff show, which has yet to be titled, is expected to be a Newlyweds-style effort, offering insight into Khloe's day-to-day life as a wife.

She'll also play stepmother to Lamar's two children, Destiny and Lamar Jr., who he had with ex Liza Morales. Should be absolutely riveting TV.

What do you think? Will you watch a Khlomar spinoff?

 

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Not too long ago, we'd have wondered why we'd be wishing Lamar Odom a happy birthday on a celebrity gossip site.

But then the Lakers power forward married Khloe Kardashian, and has actually remained married to her for over a year. He appears almost as often on E! as on ESPN, causing us to admit we were mistaken about this union and to acknowledge the fact that he's turning 31.

Life is good for Odom, as his reigning NBA champions stand at 6-0, a record he contributes to with 15 points and 11 rebounds per game. He seems like a nice enough guy, too, so send in your birthday wishes to him today!

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We will soon see pictures of Lamar Odom nude?

The Los Angeles Lakers power forward, and husband of Khloe Kardashian, has hired Kris Jenner to manager his entertainment career - and we all know how this reality star encourages her clients to get famous.

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Sources tell TMZ the duo's "first project together [will] be his and Khloe's fragrance which is set to launch next year."

Other responsibilities for Jenner will include setting up paid appearances for Lamar, arranging endorsement deals, and, we assume, filming a sex tape between him and Khloe.

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