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Lady Gaga is married! She tied the knot in a secret beach wedding in Greece. True story, except for the part where Lady Gaga did not get married in any way.

Minor details. Why let that stop you if you're a tabloid?

Clever use of the realistic-looking pic, New Weekly, down to the white attire and Luc Carl (or Luc Carl stand-in). But rest assured, Gaga is not Mrs. Carl. Yet.

Married Gaga?

Lady Gaga's wedding will be magical. Sometime in the future.

In actual Gaga news, she put on some pounds lately, or at least it appears she did. We're not being critical, we think she looks a lot healthier. Way to be, G!

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Hmm. Maybe we know what happened to the Lady Gaga meat dress.

A photo from the Norwegian leg of Lady Gaga's Monster Ball tour appears to show the singing sensation and rumored hermaphrodite with a slightly fuller figure.

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Rather than being critical, we'd say that change is a good thing!

Is Lady Gaga a touch heavier lately? If so ... good for her.

While she still looks incredible in her costumes, gone is the stick-thin frame that prompted worries among fans - and sparked six hospitalizations in 2009 alone.

Lady Gaga has a history of struggling with her weight, and the "dangerous diets" the singer has dabbled in amid her rise to stardom may be largely responsible.

Gaga's performances Saturday and Sunday nights in Oslo weren't affected by her fuller figure, as she still rocked all night with a plethora of costume changes. 

We're just glad that she's looking healthier.

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Whether he's opening up about his own suicidal tendencies as a teen or unloading on that b!tch Taylor Momsen, Tim Gunn certainly does not hold back.

Not surprisingly, he has outspoken views on the topic he's best known for. Fashion. A subject he doesn't feel should be discussed regarding one star.

On Lady Gaga, Gunn said, "Who would want to emulate that? It's not even fashion. Those are costumes." No props for Lady Gaga's meat dress at all?

Lady Gaga Meat Bikini

GRILLED: Tim won't treat the Lady tenderly.

Certain celebs do win his approval, however. Tim, like us, is shocked Kate Gosselin is hot now: "I'm mystified. She's gone from being a soccer mom to being a cougar."

As far as his favorite young celebrity fashion icon, it's a no-brainer. Gossip Girl star Blake Lively earns that distinction: "She just understands clothes," Gunn says.

Even if she wears so few of them on TV.

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Her fans are called the Little Monsters, and few stars go to greater lengths to connect with fans. So fittingly, Lady Gaga's new perfume will be called ... Monster.

The fragrance company behind Gaga's upcoming scent has filed trademark paperwork for the name "Monster" with a specific use of "perfumery." So there you go.

As for what it will smell like - au du meat dress? - we can't even venture a guess. But when it comes out in early 2012, you know we'll be waiting in line. Maybe.

Meaty Gaga

GAGA FOR PERFUME: The Lady's Monster fragrance is underway.

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Cultural impact might mean as much as money and political influence, as evidenced by the celebrities on Forbes' 2010 World's 100 Most Powerful Women list.

The list is based less on traditional titles and roles and more on creative influence as well as entrepreneurship, the building of brands, the breaking of barriers.

The women of politics, business, media and lifestyle (entertainment, sports and fashion) were ranked in each group, and after that, in group against group.

Two of the top three in one photo!

The diverse mash-up of hard and dynamic power led to this top ten:

  1. Michelle Obama, First Lady of the U.S.
  2. Irene Rosenfeld, Chief Executive, Kraft Foods
  3. Oprah Winfrey, Talk show host and media mogul
  4. Angela Merkel, Chancellor, Germany
  5. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Secretary of State, U.S.
  6. Indra Nooya, Chief Executive, Pepsico
  7. Lady Gaga, Singer and rumored hermaphrodite
  8. Gail Kelly, Chief Executive, Westpac
  9. Beyoncé Knowles, Singer and fashion designer
  10. Ellen DeGeneres, Talk show host

What do you think of this list of the most powerful females? Spot on? Off base? Who would you include/exclude? Who should be higher?

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Most guys don't like a woman's body to be covered in hair.

They might make an exception in this single case, though.

If you thought Lady Gaga's meat dress was her most outrageous fashion statement of the year ... you were probably right. But her new hair dress is a close second!

Leopard Gaga

Lady Gaga's fashion is always hair-raising ... sometimes literally.

When she showed up at a New York club wearing nothing but a cape made of hair and a pair of fishnet tights, well, it made for great gossip. And Lady Gaga pictures.

Sometimes, "I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl," she confessed to Rolling Stone. "Then I say, 'Bitch, you're Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk.'"

Indeed. Bless her for it. What do you think of Lady Gaga's hair dress?

 

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Have no fears, Little Monsters. Lady Gaga's dress from the MTV Video Music Awards earlier this month will be preserved. Hopefully in some sort of meat locker.

Symbolically, Gaga wanted to illustrate that humans can be treated like pieces of meat, as she feels gays are thanks to laws like the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy.

But forget the controversy. One of the problems with a dress of meat is logistical. What do you do with it after? It's not like you can eat that piece ... or can you?

Meaty Dress

PETA? Rolling in its collective grave.

“The dress will now go through a drying process where it becomes a sort of ‘jerky,’” the designer of Lady Gaga's meat dress, Franc Fernandez, tells E! Online.

It will be "archived for posterity," he says, adding that it took three days and 50 pounds of meat to design the dress, which he refrigerated between sessions.

“The meat dries out, rather than rotting. But it shouldn’t be worn again. There’s not going to be more. This was made for a specific purpose. It is what it is.”

Indeed. And that thing looks totally ...

 

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This week, the U.S. Senate is taking about repealing the military's controversial "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, which prohibits gays from openly serving.

Senate Democrats have made repealing the discriminatory policy a condition of the $726 billion spending bill the play to pass for the coming fiscal year.

It's a bold move for a law already under siege. A federal judge in California ruled it unconstitutional and polls are showing increasing support for repeal.

Among the more vocal supporters? Lady Gaga. In a recent YouTube video, the pro-gay rights music star lobbied for the Senate to overturn the law:

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Friday, we challenged THG readers to write the funniest caption(s) for this photo of Lady Gaga in her now-infamous meat dress at the MTV Video Music Awards.

You came through with more than a hundred submissions! After much deliberation, our winner is Lisa. Congratulations! The winning caption now appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to Beth, NataliE and brittany. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck next time in The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

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Suck it PETA! I like my dresses raw raw raw aw aw ...

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

Lady Gaga's meat dress caused quite a stir last weekend at the MTV Video Music Awards. Now it's up to you to write the funniest caption(s) for it here!

It's easy and fun to play: Just come up with the best caption(s) for the photo, click "Comments" and fire away. Leave one. Leave 10. Do your thing!

We'll announce a winner Monday. Best of luck, THG readers ...

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