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Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian Odom stood her ground and defended her marriage from her vocal, critical siblings.

Last night, on a special episode of the long-running E! reality hit, her older sister Kim Kardashian's romantic life took center stage, for better or worse.

After all, as we know, she's dating Kanye West.

"Kim and Kanye have been friends for years," Kourtney Kardashian says. "They've been hanging out lately and I have no idea if it's serious or not."

Is it?!?!?! Let's find out in THG's +/- recap!

"So, Kanye and I, you know we have a lot of things in common," Kim says. We have no idea what those things are, other than money. Minus 10.

"We both just love cars. So what's the big deal? I'm just borrowing my friend's car," she says, as if any guy lets a platonic friend do that. Minus 5.

Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Lamar attend Scott's restaurant opening. Plus 15 for solidarity. Minus 5 for anyone else who goes to said restaurant.

"I just want to make Kourtney proud," Scott says. "She's had a lot of doubts already." Not acting like a d-bag would go a long way, but Plus 10.

Or basically pulling a no-show at your own event. Minus 90.

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On this week's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe & Lamar celebrated a bittersweet return to L.A. Sweet because the family loves them.

Bitter because he got released by the Mavericks.

While Khloe and her hubby settle back into LA life, Scott Disick hops a plane to NYC for the opening of his new restaurant. Who would eat there?

Find out that and more in THG's +/- recap!

UNRELATED SIDE NOTE: Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick welcomed a baby girl this morning in L.A.! Penelope! Congrats you too. Plus 200.

The whole family plans to go and support Scott in NYC! Plus only 10, because it's nice, but probably primarily just to keep tabs on the sketchball.

Khloe's not going, however. Plus 5.

Bruce, meanwhile, confesses, "I've been raising kids for 33 years ... It's toughest with the last two, Kendall and Kylie. Now that they're driving, I don't see them as much, they don't talk to me as much and that's tough on a dad." Sniff. Minus 15.

Flat tire alert! Dad to the rescue! Plus 10.

"I think it's weird that my dad put my car in the shop without even asking me," Kendall says, lamenting that she won't have a car for like days.

Just how Bruce drew it up. "This is kinda just like the old days," he says. "I can remember carpooling you kids to preschool!" Aww. Plus 5.

In NYC, Scott has to host some girl's Sweet 16 party (!?) and crashes an unrelated bachelorette party. Dude needs a chaperone. Minus 20.

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On this week's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, tensions boiled over between Scott and ... well, everybody, while Kris received an unwelcome surprise.

Last week, we saw the beginnings of a Scott Disick and Bruce Jenner feud. Last night was certainly no different, as the former grew increasingly bitter.

Also, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian wore bikinis a lot.

Come along for THG's +/- Keeping Up rekap!

Scott and Rob bust into Kendall and Kylie Jenner's suite with Rob Kardashian to scare them in the middle of the night. Pretty funny. Plus 10.

Meanwhile, Kris Jenner's lip is so swollen from an allergic reaction that she looks like a Heidi Montag plastic surgery victim. Ouch. Minus 20.

"It's God punishing you for giving Todd your email," Bruce says. OWNED! Plus 90.

Bruce and Scott have more in common than they think, though. While Bruce was making passive-aggressive digs like that, Scott was ... okay, there's nothing passive about plain refusing to get out of bed because you're pissed. Minus 10.

Hangover, schmangover, he's just sick of them all. Minus 5.

When he finally emerges, Disick immediately is criticized by the fam. "This is exactly why I didn't want to get out of bed. I have all these people nagging me at all times. I feel like I'm going to lose my mind." Dude, we feel ya. Plus 10.

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On Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the gang went on an extra special, totally relaxing, not at all staged family vacation.

Which of the girls almost pulled a no-show and why? Would Kris tell Bruce about Todd Waterman? What caused a big rift between Bruce and Scott?

Find out in THG's +/- Keeping Up recap!

"This just doesn't feel right, like I'm sneaking around. And maybe the healthiest thing for me to do is just not see Todd." - Kris Jenner. Ya think? Plus 20.

"Ever since Kourtney got pregnant she's extra-indecisive, extra-hormonal and it's really frustrating." - Kim. Imagine how Scott feels, girlfriend. Minus 10.

At the speedway, Bruce introduces Scott as his "friend." Ouch! Plus 70.

Scott Disick is steamed and storms off, but sympathy is limited here. He may not be the worst guy in the world, but if you don't propose after that long ...

Khloe surprises the fam in the Dominican Republic early. Plus 5?

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On Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner's past love life once again took center stage, and no one cared.

Seriously ... when did this become the Kris Jenner show?! Is anyone on pins and needles wondering about her book and this Todd Waterman?

Meanwhile, Scott and Kourtney partook in some fun but fake drama, Kim has some giant boobs and so on. How did everything else play out!

Find out in THG's +/- Keeping Up recap!

Plus 70 for this quote by Scott: "Sometimes I feel a little cooped up and want to get out and socialize. Going out somewhere fun to Kourtney would be like going to a pregnancy class." Dude, you got her pregnant again. Don't whine to us.

Her solution? Send him out with Kim. She's expressionless and boring as it gets - he gets to go out, but no way he gets into trouble with her! Plus 30.

Kris Jenner is slapping balls around the tennis could when WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, the other man from her memoir happens to show up! Minus 50.

"The Todd Waterman that I left Robert Kardashian for," Kris explains. "I just can't seem to escape my past. It's been over 23 years since I've even laid eyes on him but suddenly ... it feels like just yesterday." Minus 250 for the contrived storyline.

Plus 20 for telling Bruce immediately, at least.

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Well, this sucks. The Mayans were clearly right.

In the most obvious sign yet that the world will end some time this calendar year, television goddess Oprah Winfrey has lined up her next interview - and it's with every member of the Kardashian family.

Desperate to improve ratings for her floundering network, Oprah has recently sat down with Paris Jackson and 50 Cent, but at least the former is the child of an icon and the latter was shot a bunch of times.

Neither is famous for letting Ray J tap her large backside on video camera. For shame, O Dubs. For shame...

Oprah's Next Chapter Preview: The Kardashians

On Sunday night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, evil momager Kris Jenner once again took center stage, this time with her grunting noises.

Say what now?

Feeling like it's time for some contrived family bonding, Kris decides it's time to play some tennis with the gang. How sweet and unforced.

Elsewhere, Bruce's son Brandon Jenner and Leah Felder, who just got married, made an appearance for the first time. How'd that go?

Find out in THG's +/- Keeping Up recap!

Plus 70 for this exchange, even if it was written on cue cards:

• Kris: "I think we need a can of balls because you always have to have fresh balls."
• Kim: "I'm glad that your memory of balls is coming back to you."
• Kris: "Honey, anytime there's balls involved it's my kind of game."

That's what Ray J said. OHHHHH!

Anyway ... "Is it me or is my mom making these loud, crazy grunt noises when she hits the ball?" Kourtney asks. No it's not just you ... unfortunately. Somehow listening to Maria Sharapova do that sounds way better. Minus 15.

"This was supposed to be a really fun day," Kris laments. "But my kids just wanted to make fun of me." She deserves it, so Plus 10 for the kids.

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You know what they say about the Kardashians: they totally suck. No, wait, that's not it.

The family that lip dubs together stays together, that's more accurate, considering this irritating clan has put together yet another video of themselves dancing around to a classic single.

First, it was a cover of Katy Perry. Then, Kim and company moved on to "Lady Marmalade." Now, Notorious B.I.G. is forced to roll over many times in his grave as the Kardashians have released a Dominican Republic-based video of themselves bopping around to "Hypnotize."

Kardashian Lip Dub - "Hypnotize"

No word yet on how Kim feels about her ex-husband dating some woman named Myla Sinanaj. But we're guessing her reaction is the same as many readers will have to this video:

Who cares?!?

Brandon Jenner - brother of Brody Jenner, son of Bruce Jenner, half-brother of Kylie and Kendall Jenner, and stepbrother of Kim, Khloe and Khloe Kardashian - got married yesterday in Hawaii to singer Leah Felder in an intimate ceremony.

Bruce, Brody, Kendall and Kylie Jenner all attended. Take a look:

Brandon and Brody are Bruce's sons with ex-wife Linda Thompson. Kris Jenner had Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Rob with her ex, Robert Kardashian, Sr.

Noticeably absent from Brandon's wedding were Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, who were spotted going to lunch together in L.A. on Thursday.

All three Tweeted and/or blogged their congrats, however.

Kim wrote on her blog, "Huge congrats to my step brother Brandon and his gorgeous new wife Leah!” Khloe, using a pic sent to her by her sisters, wrote:

“I just wanted to send a HUGE congratulations and so much love to my brother Brandon and his new wife Leah. Wishing you all the happiness in the world!”

Kourtney wrote: “I want to wish a huge congratulations to my step brother Brandon and his stunning fiance Leah who are marrying today. Sending my love to you both.”

Congratulations to Brandon, Leah and the whole family!

On Sunday night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner the momager reared her obnoxious head early and often. On Monday's special Memorial Day episode?

More of the same.

"I am in L.A. for literally 24 hours and my mother is on the phone handling business calls," Khloe Kardashian-Odom laments during a family dinner.

Pretty much.

Even Kim Kardashian, the woman without an original thought, weighs in: "My mom is losing focus of the family time that we just really want."

How bad did it get? Let's find out in THG's recap!

"My divorce has been really draining, really stressful," Kim laments. "I just want to leave this chapter of my life behind me." Girl, it was more like a foreword. No way 72 days of a fake marriage makes up a full chapter. Minus 100.

Khloe's advice? Do something SILLY! Like put on a wig! Man, the writers are getting more creative by the week over at E! Kim is basically a mannequin who reads cue cards.

Eh, not bad for a girl devoid of personality or talent. Plus 15.

"I'm kind of obsessed with 007." - Kim. That was her nickname for Ray. Plus 5. EDITOR'S NOTE: It wasn't really. But that would've been awesome.

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