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Kylie Jenner has sent a very important message to young women around the world with her latest Instagram photo:

No one cares about your face. Only your cleavage and your body matter!

How else does interpret Kylie's new selfie, which focuses solely on her svelte stomach and 16-year old breasts?

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star wrote "tan twime" as the caption, reminding followers of just how difficult she has it on a daily basis.

Kylie Jenner Bikini Body

Last week, Kylie posted a sad selfie and wondered online if there's "more to life."

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Most Kim Kardashian stories are pretty harmless, but on Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, she and her mom were confronted with racist comments.

If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, or keep up with them on the Internet, you knew about the racial incident that went down on their Vienna trip.

We finally got to see it play out on TV this week, and the results were pretty surprising. Meanwhile, Kourtney kept trying to delay moving to her new home. Why?

Find out in our Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 11 recap!

Let's start with the rat. No, not Scott Disick. The actual rat who infiltrated the new home he bought with baby mama Kourtney.

The latter, who worked VERY hard in order to afford the mansion, freaked the eff out upon seeing this critter and then later upon seeing more rat poop on the floor.

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Kylie Jenner is back in the news for another selfie, but not because she's flaunting her underage cleavage or sparking plastic surgery rumors this time.

She's a complicated girl with emotional depth, okay? Not just some object to drool over or wonder just how the heck a 16-year-old possibly looks like ...

Anyway. Kylie posted this sad face selfie on Instagram, which the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star kaptioned, "I know there's more to life."

Kylie Jenner Sad Selfie

Deep stuff from Kylie. But to what could she be referring?

Is there trouble in paradise on the romantic front? Specifically issues with quasi-boyfriend Jaden Smith, who was recently spotted hugging another girl?

Maybe she's as shocked as we are at the Kim Kardashian nip slip that somehow hasn't been taken down and totally stole her social media thunder?

Or might she be engulfed in a broader existential crisis?

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Perhaps more so than anyone else on the planet, Kendall and Kylie Jenner know selfies.

Kylie's Instagram page may be the most inappropriate on the web. Her older sister, on the other hand, is of legal age and officially a working model so when Kendall posts a topless photo of herself... we guess it's okay.

Kendall Jenner Side Boob
Kendall Jenner posted this photo to Instagram. It shows off her side boob.

In any event, the two teens have a combined 20 million (!) Instagram followers between them, meaning that if you want advice on how to win fans and influence people without cultivating any sort of actual talent, then these two are your gurus.

Fortunately, the sisters made like a pair of drunken magicians and shared their tricks with the world in a recent interview. Watch and be amazed:

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Sunday on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 10, Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner had a heart-to-heart over how terribly they treat their own mother.

Ah, sisterly bonding.

Kris Jenner really does make it easy at times to make fun of her, what with acting like she's 20 and all, and Khloe has never been one to mince words.

As Kim Kardashian sagely pointed out, though, Khloe is also a role model for Kendall Jenner, who sees her attitude and also treats Kris like dirt. So ...

Kendall Jenner Side Boob
Kendall Jenner posted this photo to Instagram. It shows off her side boob.

You have to admit, it was rather alarming to see Kendall call her mom a "desperate f--king whore" under her breath, no matter how grating Kris can be.

Khloe sought to rectify this, and no thanks to the bugs sketching Kendall out on their nature walk, eventually got her point across. Time to be nicer to Kris.

For Khloe this meant taking her clubbing.

Kris Jenner totally goes commando, because obviously, and now this image is likely seared into your cranium whether you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online or not.

You're so welcome, everybody.

The Twerking that ensues at the club is enough to scar you for life, but as Khloe says, Kris is the glue that holds the family together. Like her or not, it's true.

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Reality Television's First Family appears to be branching out.

A Kim Kardashian video game is on the way, for example, and now Hollywood Life reports that Kendall and Kylie Jenner are in talks to host their very own talk show.

Because, you know, the one emceed by mother Kris Jenner fared so well last year.

“They both love the idea,” an insider says of Kylie and Kendall and a program “geared towards teens and teen issues.”

Unlike sister Khloe Kardashian as co-host of The X Factor Season 2, the Jenners actually received strong reviews for their lead roles at the MuchMusic Awards in Canada on Sunday.

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We're guessing Kylie took one look at Kendall Jenner's topless Instagram photo yesterday and thought, "Well, I'm not 18, so I can't go fully nude...I know! I'll do the next best thing and show off the most cleavage humanly possible!"

Kylie Jenner Cleavage Image

Yes, that's Kylie wearing what could only be called a "dress" by the loosest definition of the term.

According to the caption, she rocked the wavy frock while hosting the 2014 MuchMusic Video Awards, but it wasn't until she posted this photo that we realized how insanely revealing the dress really is. 

We know it's hard to bear in mind given how insanely grown-up she acts (in a bad way), but Kylie Jenner is 16 years old

How is she allowed to dress like that in public? How long before Chris Hansen pays a visit to Kris Jenner?

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According to eye-witnesses, Kylie Jenner made out with Jaden Smith during Kim Kardashian's wedding, officially cementing their relationship more than "just friends."

While the rumor spread like wildfire, however, Kylie denied making out with Jaden and insisted that she was single. Turns out she may have been keeping herself on the market for a different longtime family acquaintance.

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Kylie and Miles Richie have been hanging out for years and it seems they've recently taken their relationship to a new level. The Daily Mail reports that Kylie and Miles were spotted "getting close" as he dropped her off for a hair appointment on Friday.

You may remember Miles from when Kylie tattooed her initials on him last month. Compared with that level of intimacy, a public make-out session seems pretty tame.

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 9, a major part of the long-running E! reality show was exposed before our eyes as inauthentic.

No, not Bruce's face, Kylie Jenner's plastic surgery or every thought that passes through Kim's lips. This was truly a work of art you didn't see coming.

Bruce Jenner with a Ponytail
How long is Bruce Jenner's hair these days? He can easily wear is in a ponytail.

We begin with Bruce, getting his hair trimmed by a stylist at Khloe Kardashian's house because Kris doesn't like Bruce's long hair. Bruce likes his pony tail!

Bruce is happy with his look, though Khloe thinks it looks exactly the same. Out of nowhere, Kris shows up unannounced and starts giving her opinion on it.

She wants it gone. Bruce makes sure HE is gone, storming off. Later, Kris is also concerned that Bruce isn't taking proper care of himself with his meals.

Therefore, she goes to the grocery store and stops by his Malibu house to stock the fridge, to Bruce's annoyance, as he moved there to get away from her.

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner wrote a book. If that's not shocking enough, you should see what the sisters wear while promoting their novel.

Kylie and Kendall Jenner at a Book Signing

Yes, KJ and KJ rock a runway look even while promoting a work of science fiction at a book store. 

Sure, we've already seen Kendall Jenner topless, but her sheer, super low-cut dress seems shocking in the context of a Barnes and Noble appearance.

Kendall, of course, is killing it on multiple fronts these days. Not only is she an author at the tender age of 18, but she's beginning to make a name for herself in the modeling world as well.

Reportedly, Kendall is the new face of TopShop and she's been stunning on red carpets at events ranging from the MET Gala to the Cannes film festival.

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