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Yolanda Foster hosts her first dinner party of the season on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 8 and it's "She Hearts You, She Hearts You Not" but we recap where things get really freaky in our THG +/- review.

Carlton's Playroom

Yolanda's dinner parties are an event. The flowers are gorgeous, the meal looks delicious but it's the refrigerator that's to die for. Plus 15. The exceptional appliance even has its own Twitter account. 

For all the Fosters talk about etiquette, they could use a few lessons themselves. Carlton may have cancelled late but it wasn't exactly good manners to point that out to their other guests. Minus 18

Yolanda's silly little hearts for her "dream team" were just childish. Does any really believe she didn't realize who got a heart and who didn't? Minus 22. What a cutsie way to make some guests feel like the in crowd while giving others the message that they're not. 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills "Escape to Bitch Mountain" and are hunted by squirrels on their Palm Springs adventure. We recap the wildlife encounters and Kim's panty twist in our THG +/- review.

OK, so the squirrels didn't actually attack on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 7 but come on ladies! If Carlton and company had any real respect for animals, they'd read the sign that says don't feed the wildlife. If one of the little rascals nipped you you'd be headed off for rabies shots.  

Minus 20 because I'm afraid you'd all look just as distraught as Brandi does here.

A Devastated Brandi

What's a Housewives trip without plenty of tears. First it was Kyle who sobbed because Brandi was mean to her. 

Then Yolanda ran to her rescue. Plus 16. Let the hug fest begin. 

But when Kyle cried, "I never had a problem with you. Never, I swear." I almost had to laugh. Could she be any more disingenuous?  She's been snarling at Yolanda and calling her a liar since last season's reunion show. Minus 13.

When Yolanda steps out Lisa walks in and the hugging continues…sort of. Somehow Kim Richards ends up in the room with her panties in a twist, literally. 

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What happens when you mix The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills "Palm Springs Breakers" with a drunk Brandi Glanville? One hot mess in Palm Springs.

We break down the lesbian soft-porn and racist moments in THG's +/- review!

Carlton and Brandi Kiss

Was this the kind of girls' weekend Joyce was hoping for in Palm Springs?

Somehow I don't think Brandi and Carlton making out was on her list of things to do.

If that was all the happened it would have been a mildly entertaining trip. Unfortunately the antics didn't end there.

But let's start with the trip prep. 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills showed us the one real shooting "Star of the Family" and lots of dog poop and we break it all down in THG's +/- review.

Let's start with the star ...

Hollywood Star

Yolanda Foster's husband David earned himself a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Plus 50. That's a huge deal. 

The star is right next to Buddy Holly's and if that's not cool enough David is in the middle of producing an album with Stevie Wonder. 

But not everyone can be a star.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills got a little "Irked at Cirque" when they were told to have fun. We recap Kim's orders, Brandi's new love interest and Lisa's hair in our THG +/- review

But first…here's a gratuitous puppy picture. Plus 25.

Rumpy Puppy Love

Who can resist an adorable Golden Retriever puppy? Although Lisa's nickname of Rumpy Pumpy…that's questionable.

New girl Carlton gets to know Brandi Glanville a little better at an adult toy store. Plus 18 because one more spa day for these ladies would have bored me to tears.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls had us wondering if there "Live's a Witch" in these hills. Several, actually and we recap each one in our THG +/- review.

If looks could kill then Kyle Richards would have flayed Brandi Glanville where she sat. Luckily it doesn't appear that Kyle holds any witchy powers…just bitchy ones. Minus 25.

If Looks Could Kill

If Brandi taught us anything it was that sometimes it's all in the delivery.

Such as breaking up with J.R. One moment she's telling him she wants them to be friends. The next she's ripping into him for going on a couples trip with his friends…and without her.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have a "Faint Chance" of being real friends (surprise, surprise) but the mean girls club looks like it's full up.

We break it all down in our THG +/- recap!

Lisa Vanderpump put it all out there when she went on Dancing With the Stars and the experience definitely had its ups and downs.

Dancing with Lisa

The upside:  She was able to basically make out with a hot, young guy while her husband watched from the sidelines. Plus 20.

The downside: She put herself out there for the mean girls to tear her apart.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrated the zip code's 100th anniversary with "A Catered Affair to Remember" which left us with the question...

Does anyone have real friends in this town?

We ponder the answer in THG's +/- recap!

Is It Edible?

Kyle Richards is looking to make her mark in Beverly Hills, everyone. Not as an ex-child star, or a reality show star... or anything that she actually is.

She wants to be seen as a business woman. Minus 15. Is anyone buying that when she seems more interested in buying clothes from her own store?

Well, the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce says they are. Plus 10. But that could just be them looking for some camera time and Kyle's reality star status gets them that… and a free cocktail party.

Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump had to be laughed at. On the outside they were all perfect clothes and fake smiles but they couldn't stop taking jabs at one another.

And when it comes to digs, Lisa takes down Kyle every time.

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It's The Real Housewives Beverly Hills and if one reunion show is good then "Reunion Part II" must be… pure torture. At least that's what it feels like.

We recap all the tears and tantrums in our THG +/- review.

The Sisters Clash

We're back on the couch with Andy Cohen as the ladies dished about Kim Richard's sobriety and whether or not they suspected she fell off the wagon.

The clips of some of Kyle's comments throughout the season were at times cringe worthy. Minus 10.

Always one to speak her mind, Brandi Glanville admitted that she felt Kyle was always doubting her sister and almost felt like "it would make her happy if she failed."  

Let the waterworks begin. 

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