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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills brought us "Girls Gone Ojai'd" Monday night as the women do drunken gymnastics and slather mud over one another.

We break down who got wild and who was sober in THG's +/- recap!

Brandi in the House

We dive right back in where we left off with Brandi telling Adrienne to "shut the f**k up" and everyone else freaking out.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back and "Uh Oh, Somebody's Crying!"

Isn't that just what you want to hear someone yell out when you're sobbing in public? We break down all the tears and fears in THG's weekly +/- review.

Adrienne's Nerves

It started off with the summit meeting between Lisa and Adrienne.

Plus 12 to Adrienne for calling it although it was about damn time.

As usual Lisa looked on the event with her own very British brand of humor.

"I don't mean to make her nervous…that much." Plus 15.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are invited to dinner but please, "Don't Sing For Your Supper." But one Housewife can't get over the music.

We break down all the tears and jeers in THG's +/- recap!

Kyle's New Driver

Before we get to dinner, let's start off with prom night.  Kim's 16 year old daughter Kimberly is heading off to her first prom and I think Kim is more excited than she is.

Kim wants to make sure this is the most amazing experience her daughter's ever had.  Minus 10.  No pressure or anything.

But this is Kim's youngest so I'll forgive her the tears and high expectations.  It's been a rough year.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills claim "The Higher the Heel, the Closer to God" but what if they're only platform boots. Makes you wonder!

We recap all the campy shoe choices and strange animal moments in THG's +/- review:

Adrienne & Kyle Shop


Kyle and Adrienne meet at a posh kid's boutique to pick out something for Portia's fourth birthday and Kyle thinks Adrienne is looking for pants for herself.

What? Apparently Kim is small enough to shop for clothes there too.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back for Season 3, but who's "Down and Left Out in Beverly HIlls" and who finds themselves booted off the invite list?

The lines are drawn and we break it all down in THG's +/- recap!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Cast

The Vanderpumps have moved… about a block away but I must say, the new home is gorgeous. Plus 15 because they have no neighbors.  That will keep things tranquil. 

Lisa's new bff Brandi Granville stops by with a housewarming gift. Always the traditional girl, Brandi gives them rubber sheets and a tequila gun and calls it just another Tuesday night at the Vanderpump's, emphasis on the pump. Plus 13.

If you can say anything about Brandi, it's that she has a sense of humor.

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Apparently Lisa Vanderpump is not the only cast member on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills who has let fame transform her from a spoiled rich woman to a REALLY spoiled rich woman.

Kyle Richards Red Carpet Pic

Kyle Richards, a pal tells Radar Online, is simply "not the same down to earth woman she used to be," adding:

"Her real friends have noticed. She recently told an actual close friend to ‘contact my assistant' about making plans with her. Like she was too busy to make time for them now. They were so hurt."

And it's more than just the attitude of Paris Hilton's aunt, according to this anonymous, totally real insider; there are random examples of the new Kyle Richards, such as:

"She sets DVRs on multiple TVs throughout the house and watches herself for HOURS analyzing her outfits, hair and makeup, and the camera angles she's shot from. It's incredible how she's changed so much and become obsessed and superficial."

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion show finally concluded Monday night with visits from Dana Wilkey, Kim Richards and the house husbands.

If you missed the previous two reunion shows (yes, it's a three-part affair) and all the drama therein, follow these links for recaps of Part I and Part II.

Then, join us as we recap the nude photos, conspiracy theories, and alcohol abuse right here in THG's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills +/- review ...

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast

What does Taylor say would give her great solace? The possibility that her husband was murdered. What?!? Minus 20. Okay, she doesn't come out and actually say the words but that's what she's implying.

Then she regales us with tales of Russell. Every week her stories become more horrific. This time she tells of Russell secretly recording her and forcing her to take a polygraph test to prove she wasn't cheating on him.

Then there's a story about Russell assaulting both Taylor and her friends and trying to drown Taylor in the pool but she somehow convinced her friends not to press charges. Some friends. Minus 15.

Brandi voices that these stories don't make sense to her and Camille agrees that the stories are simply horrifying.

So is Taylor telling the whole truth and she was just too terrified to leave or are we missing Russell's side of the story. I suppose we'll never really know.

Moving on from the appalling to the laughable, Dana makes an appearance. Minus 10. Dana's always annoyed me and what's up with the whole Dana / Pam thing? Which is it?

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After last week's Part I, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion show continued with more drama last night as Brandi and Taylor join us for the full hour.

Let's recap it all with THG's +/- review!

Last week they took shots at Lisa but now it's time for Brandi Glanville bashing. We like Brandi. Yes, she's brash but she's also fun, entertaining, and says what she thinks to someone's face instead of behind their back. There's a concept.

No wonder she doesn't quite fit in with the Beverly Hills crowd. Plus 20.

Brandi in the House

Brandi hit the scene this season with high heels, no bra, and even on crutches she had legs that wouldn't quit. So being younger and prettier meant that she immediately made enemies and it was wonderful entertainment. Plus 10.

So Andy takes us back to Game Night where Kim and Kyle's mean sides came out and Brandi called Kyle a bitch and threatened to kill Kim. Ah, good times.

At least Kyle's owning her mean girl title that night so Plus 8.

Even Lisa admits she was mortified when she saw the actual footage. She backed Kyle but hadn't known how she acted. 

But Kyle's quick to backtrack when Brandi calls her on hiding her crutches. She didn't do it, her sister did. Yeah, but she still walked off leaving Brandi sitting there not knowing where her crutches were.

That was simply childish and she's not owning up to that one. Minus 10.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are sitting on the couch. No it's not therapy. It's the reunion show and who would miss it. We recap all of the confessions, name calling, and overall snarkiness in our THG +/- review!

The first half of this reunion starts off with no Dana, Brandi or Kim. Although the first two aren't mentioned, Andy tells us that Kim has checked herself in to an alcohol and drug treatment center. Well thank goodness for that.

Plus 20. That woman needs help and it's about time she got it.

Kim in Rehab

The rest of the ladies are present and have Taylor Armstrong's lips gotten even bigger than they were all season or is it just me? Minus 10. I think she can stop the injections now. Her transformation into a duck is nearly complete.

But we'll get back to Taylor later.

Instead we move on to admiring Lisa's curvaceous back end. Yes, we get a montage of booty shots of the classy Brit. Plus 5 because she barely blushes as she scoffs at Andy's question about implants.

Of course things take a darker turn rather quickly. I never realized that everyone took Lisa's dry humor so seriously. Yes, she can be kind of snarky but her little digs are generally funny and right on the mark.

Poor Adrienne is still ticked about Lisa's calling her new shoe line the Maloof hoof. Personally I think the moniker is hilarious but I suppose if they were my shoes I might not be so happy. But how many things rhyme with Maloof?

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills may have aired its season finale on Monday, but there's A LOT more from these women to come.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 2 Promo Pic

In a new sneak peek at the upcoming three-part reunion special - yes, three parts, to air on Jan. 30, Feb. 6, and Feb. 13 - we see Kyle refer to herself as a cunt; Lisa accuse Brandi of wanting to sleep with her husband; Andy Cohen aske Taylor Armstrong if she thinks her husband was murdered; and then, in a separately-taped interview, Kim Richards admit:

I'm an alcoholic.

The reality star entered rehab a few weeks ago and recently emerged, presumably a changed woman. We're sure to see whether or not that's the case on season two.

WATCH THE VIDEO PREVIEW OF THE REUNION BELOW.

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