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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls end up as "The Real Housewives of Paris, Part Un" as they head over seas to decide who should have a threesome.

We break down the bad decorating choices and and strange interventions in THG's +/- recap!

Lisa and Ken

Turtle shells. Lots of turtle shells. So that's Faye's idea of decorating? Minus 16. How much do you think Kyle Richards paid her for that?

And I had to laugh when Kim decided they must mean good luck… or something. It certainly wasn't good luck for the turtles.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their "White Party Pooper" or was that just Adrienne Maloof leaving her mark on all the furniture?

We break down the bad tans and good nose jobs in THG's +/- recap!

Guilt or Botox?

I've got to call bs when I see it. Did anyone else notice that during Kyle and Kim's conversation with Taylor they switched phones?

First they're talking on a white phone, then an all silver one and then back to the white with no explanation. Yet it was all edited together to look like one long phone call. 

Minus 12. I know it's TV but that kind of editing leaves me wondering how real Taylor's drunken phone call really was.

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Only The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills could turn a civilized tea party into the "Game of Scones" but then again, it's not like they were drinking tea.

We break down the lies, cries, and alcohol infused innuendo on THG's +/- recap!

Guilt or Botox?

Before we get to the tea party, let's talk closets. It's the battle of the walk in closets and Kyle was the big loser. Minus 12.

Her clothes were overflowing and she had a cheap clothes rack she wheeled into the hallway. I expected more from a Beverly HIlls Housewife.

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A photo of Kyle Richards topless has turned up on Twitter. And we shudder to admit: we've got it.

Her husband, Mauricio Umansky, posted a photo of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star in the pool, staring into the camera, no top to be found.

Richards, of course, proceeded to re-Tweet the photo, seemingly reprimanding Umansky by writing as a caption, "we have children."

And, of course, publicizing the picture simultaneously.

It's almost as if that were her plan all along...

Kyle Richards Topless

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On this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls, Kyle didn't think "Kim Nose Best" but then again she never does.

We recap the shushing, screaming, and surgeries in our THG +/- review.

It's back to the stripper pole as the ladies of Beverly Hills are still in Vegas and at least Kyle and Lisa were having fun. Plus 10.

Kyle On the Pole

Brandi Glanville and Camille looked as though they have a pole in their bedrooms. Is this a new found talent or are they old pros?

Plus 18 for the pictures of Camile Grammer as a Club MTV Dancer. It's hard to find the right words to describe that huge 1988 hair.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls have their way with "Stars and Stripes" and stripper poles. Who is having fun and who won't wrap their legs around just anything in Vegas?

We break it all in THG's +/- recap!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Cast

Yolanda has become the woman surrounded by lemons.  It seems every time we see her there are fresh lemons somewhere in the picture.

Seriously though, this woman is the sexy Martha Stewart of Malibu. Plus 20. She should have her own series of books on how to take care of your uber-rich husband.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills like to pretend that "Home Is Where the Art Is" but it's really where the spirits find their portals. 

We recap who bought sexy mannequins and who channeled their inner 1980s dancer in our THG +/- review.

Kyle's 1980s Look


We pick up at that abysmal group dinner with Mauricio still making an ass out of himself.  Minus 20. Does Kyle invite Brandi to events just to watch other people yell at her?  I'm sensing a pattern here.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills rolled out "Vanderpump Rules" with lots of self pity in high heels.  We recap the whining and dining in our THG +/- review.

So back to Kyle's dinner party that won't end… at least not until Brandi Glanville has officially been driven away in tears. Minus 15.

Kyle Loves the Drama

Of course Kyle doesn't feel bad until Brandi is running from her home crying and still she justifies Faye's tirade saying she's just being protective of Adrienne.  Minus 10.

Kyle runs to a sobbing Brandi in the street but if she really cared she would have told Faye to drop the subject long before it got to this point.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls brought back "Oy, Faye" to do Kyle's dirty work. We recap all the bullying and back stabbing in our THG +/- review...

The Kyle Richards Look

We revisit Paul and Adrienne's tirade at Mauricio's event and Kyle's very upset about Brandi throwing out the F-word.

Hmm… apparently Paul screaming and calling Brandi a b*tch multiple times is OK though because in Kyle's opinion he's just defending his wife. Minus 12 for the double standard.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills swear "She's Gone Too Far" but in truth, only they know for sure how far she's really gone this time.

We break down what we can of the secret that shall not be named and find out who is the biggest tattle tale in THG's patented +/- review!

Mauricio's Birthday Gift

Kyle's house is getting egged? Disgruntled fan? Perhaps they need to invest in a better security system. Money's obviously not a problem since Mauricio gave Kyle a brand new Maserati one week and now his 16 year old gets her own Mercedes.

Almost more shocking than the car were the girl's shorts. Minus 14. The only way for that tiny scrap of denim to get any shorter would be if she took them off altogether.  

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