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The Real Housewives have been serving up juicy reality TV drama since back in 2006 when it all started in the OC.

Ah, it's hard to remember life before these ladies graced our screens...

But there once was a time before the bling, fame, and public cat fights.

We've got the pictures to prove it. Let's take a trip to the past, shall we?

Check out some of the best of the best throwback photos of some of your favorite Real Housewives of Orange County, Beverly Hills, Atlanta, Miami, N.Y.C. and N.J.!

Click through the many classic shots of big '80s hair, ridiculous outfits, and adorable baby pics along the way and tell us: Who's your favorite housewife?

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It was another hour of back-stabbing on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 16.

It was also an hour of near actual stabbing, as Lisa Vanderpump ended up with a sword in her hands.

Elsewhere during the latest installment of this Bravo franchise, Kyle and Joyce planned a trip to Puerto Rico, while tension grew between between Brandi and Lisa at at Yolanda's farewell party for Gigi.

We also learned that Kim is a bit shy and Carlton knows how to hold a grudge.

Go watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online at TV Fanatic to relive the episode in its entirety and click through some of the most OMG-worthy moments here:

Kim Gets Spray Tanned
Who knew Kim Richards was shy? She keeps her bra on here while getting a spray tan.

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Last night on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 16, we learned that these ladies will stop at nothing when it comes to stirring up drama.

Okay, that's basically true of every episode, but still. It was just nuts!

You can watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online for the full effect, but long and short of it? Lisa Vanderpump got called out on her meddling. HARD.

Brandi Glanville, Kyle and Kim Richards and Yolanda Foster all began to jump aboard the TAKE DOWN LISA bandwagon, leading to an epic confrontation.

The final straw? Lisa's behavior at a party for Yolanda's daughter Gigi.

Kyle had Brandi pass on a ring to Carlton Gebbia to complete a necklace she'd given her before their falling out, and Lisa just couldn't let that one go.

Lisa whispered "but the necklace is blue, isn't it?" And it was ON then.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 15 showed us a more tender side of Carlton. Or at least that was what she tried to convey it seemed.

She may be a Wiccan sex fiend who flips the f--k out at anyone and anything, but she is just crushed, hurt, beside herself that Kyle called her an anti-Semite.

Carlton tries to argue that she lived in South Africa once and therefore loves all of humanity. You know, because it's ethnically, culturally diverse there.

Maybe the editing isn't doing her justice, but you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to witness this insane rambling for yourself.

In any case, Carlton uninvited Kyle from her business party, and later on, Lisa failed to negotiate a peace treaty a la Rick Ross and Young Jeezy.

It didn't work out, and that wasn't even the biggest feud of the episode. That belongs to Brandi Glanville and Lisa, who she begins to be suspicious of.

Brandi broaches the topic - that Lisa is a meddler who manipulates her - with Kim, and they both agree they that they love Lisa, but she's also scary.

Kyle, the next person Bravo lined up to hear Brandi's confessions, just shrugs if off. Clearly she doesn't want to be on Lisa's bad side. So scary!

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A lot went down on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 14, in which Kyle and Lisa threw a birthday party for their husbands.

Naturally, there was drama as Joyce wondered if she could cast a spell on Carlton's husband. And, oh, right: Kyle referred to Carlton as an anti-semite.

It all started when Carlton picked a fight with Kyle over a bad dream she had and Kyle responded by making a joke about her co-stars's nipples.

This is someone who built a sex room in her home, so whatever, right?

Kyle wrote in a blog after The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills episode aired last night that she doesn't regret the nipple reference, but, well...

"I do feel bad that I accused her of being anti-semitic," Richards says.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 14 saw Kyle and Lisa throw a party for their husbands, Mauricio and Ken, who celebrated birthdays.

Naturally, this served as an excuse to bring the whole cast together and drum up tensions old (Brandi Glanville and everyone) and new (Kyle and Carlton).

It's a tried and true formula for Bravo. Go with what works.

Before the big event, Carlton and Joyce meet for lunch. As respectfully as she can, Joyce asks Carlton point blank if she cast a spell on her husband.

Carlton admits that she might have crossed the line, but assures Joyce that once she had children, she gave up practicing of the dark arts permanently.

What a relief.

Moreover, Carlton is offended that Joyce would even half-believe that Carlton would hurt her kids willingly, and insists that would never happen.

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Monday's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 13 showed us that Carlton Gebbia is actually a witch. Like, she is literally a Wiccan worshipper.

The British babe has made the most of her screen time thus far on the Bravo show, and certainly did so again last night, but not the way you might expect.

Carlton Gebbia's pool party, while sexy, was light on camera-ready OMG moments compared to the stuff happening later over at Yolanda Foster's house.

There, Carlton claimed she "sensed" Kyle Richards was talking about her behind her back. Because she has a means of spiritually sensing these things.

Just the day before, Gebbia and Richards appeared to be on better terms at the party, with Kyle making a nice gesture. Of course, Carlton still loathes her.

Kyle's gift of jewelry was a nice peace offering, but it boils down to her "belief system" and Richards' questioning of it. Sincere or not, it rubs her wrong.

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Monday night's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 12 was all about protection, as the ladies proved they can be armed and dangerous.

We're not just talking about Brandi Glanville's mouth, either.

A self defense instructor taught the women how to put people in a choke hold, which we can only imagine will come in handy down the road for some of them.

Seriously. Can you imagine the number of people who will watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online once Brandi and Joyce start choking each other?

Yolanda, though, was definitely the most into the event ...

She almost took out the instructor ... then shared a story of confronting and turning away an armed intruder while she was naked and breastfeeding her baby.

Not to be outdone, Joyce shared a story of men with masks and shotguns coming up their driveway before being chased away by their trained attack dog.

Where do these people live exactly?!

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Kim threw a graduation party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this week, one filled with drunken drama and a burger binge.

The episode started off with a pole dancing class, something no viewer really wants to see. But it did help that Carlton (not Brandi!) showed up wasted on tequila. That raises the entertainment level of any situation.

Carlton also claimed she was a pole dancing virgin, but is anyone else buying it? After the booty shorts she donned and the moves she put on?

After making like strippers, she and Brandi headed to Kim's daughter's shindig, scarcely making it past the front steps before two major distractions stopped them cold:

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Carlton can be trampy, people. She has her moments. Just ask her husband.

So this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member told the camera last night, as a major highlight of the latest installment entailed Carlton getting her fourth tattoo.

Yes, this is the same woman who is building a sexy playroom and who saves spiders and who wore a shirt last night that exposed her cleavage to such a degree that Kim Kardashian likely thought it was too much.

But, hey, at least Carlton is interesting.

A Bad Dinner

Not sure we can say the same about the rest of the ladies, starting with Kim Richards. She spent a lot of money on doggy boot camp, though it's pretty clear she needs to be trained more than Kingsley does.

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