by Free Britney at . Comments

On what? We're not sure. But she has some nice legs. That's where we were going with that one. Yes, Kristin Cavallari knows how to give the people what they want.

THG NOTE: That's not necessarily accurate... at least not entirely.

Not the Worst View

But she does provide us many stellar pictures, so we are in no position to complain. Whether she's shopping at Victoria's Secret or advertising Bongo products, you can count on Kristin to hate on Lauren Conrad... and show off those killer legs!

While these images may not compare to her MySpace gallery, they are pretty nice. The first picture (left) is of Kristin at the Baume & Mercier 2006 Fall Preview event, and the second (right) of her at Red Pearl Kitchen Grand Opening. Kristin looking sexy? Check. Kristin showing off the legs? Check. Kristin needing to show off more than her legs next time? Check!

Alright, enough out of us. Check these Kristin Cavallari pictures out... and think about how much you'd like to beat up Brody Jenner right about now.

 

by Free Britney at . Comments

Arizona quarterback and former Heisman Trophy winner Matt Leinart welcomed his first child with girlfriend Brynn Cameron yesterday morning.

The couple has named its young son Cole Cameron Leinart.

Delux Kristin Pic

Prior to dating Cameron, the USC graduate was quite the player on the dating scene in SoCal. He has been linked with the likes of Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson's former assistant, Cacee Cobb, and Kristin Cavallari of Laguna Beach fame.

Leinart has been dating Cameron since February 2005, when they met during study hall at USC. She was doing schoolwork; Matt was "studying" chicks. Too bad he couldn't have added Lindsay Lohan to his list of conquests before settling on Brynn -- we all know it would have been easy.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Bill Simmons is at it again. Well, actually, it's the Sports Guy's wife we're interested in this time. But if it weren't for Bill, we'd have no Sports Gal rants to report on.

Kristin Films The Hills

Below, Bill's better, funnier half takes aim at ABC's The Bachelor, along with one of Hollywood's most talked-about foxes, Kristin Cavallari...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I can't watch The Bachelor anymore because they keep selecting guys who shouldn't need a reality show to find a wife.

I liked the first two seasons when they were just nice-looking guys who had normal jobs and seemed normal.

Now the bachelors come on to become famous; they don't care about finding a soul mate. They want to break up with whoever they picked in the Final Rose episode and hook up with Kristin Cavallari at a Sunset Strip club the next week.

It's so easy to see through them. Like, this year's Bachelor is a rich Italian prince (Lorenzo Borghese) who can't speak Italian and went to Rollins College. It's like Joe Millionaire, only without the twist at the end. Why would I root for a fake prince to fall in love?

Instead of picking princes and quarterbacks, I think ABC should go in the other direction. My friend Melissa thinks we have hot homeless guys out here in L.A.; she calls them "the hot homeless."

We can't figure out why there are so many good-looking ones. Maybe they're failed actors, I don't know. But since it's practically hopeless for single women over 30 in L.A., Melissa thinks they'd have a better chance by taking in a hot homeless guy, cleaning him up, getting him a job and trying to turn his life around.

I agree. I'd like to see ABC pick a hot homeless guy as the next Bachelor. They could clean him up and introduce him to 25 girls at once. His whole life could change, right? Although he'd probably fall for three of them at the same time, settle on the slut with the biggest rack, give her a promise ring, then dump her the next week to hook up with Cavallari.

Forget it, this could never work.

by Free Britney at . Comments

We know.

It's been far too long since we've posted any new Kristin Cavallari pics. We apologize for this atrocity. And not to worry -- her 15 minutes of fame don't appear to be dwindling yet. Kristin is set to star as a sorority girl in the upcoming remake of Revenge of the Nerds.

A Kristin Cavallari Picture

Suffice it to say, we will sit through anything to see Kristin Cavallari as a sorority girl. Hopefully the producers are smart enough to dress Kristin in some sort of schoolgirl outfit. At a car wash for a school fundraiser. Time for a cold shower, guys.

Cavallari will join Katie Cassidy as a Pi Delta Pi girl. The cast for the Revenge of the Nerds remake is coming together and while Cassidy will play the lead Pi girl, our favorite Laguna Beach alumna will play her sorority girl, partner-in-nerd-torturing, Kailey. We can't wait.


 

by Free Britney at . Comments

Kristin Cavallari, who dazzled us guest starring as a lesbian cheerleader on Veronica Mars (or appeared on Veronica Mars without anyone knowing), is making another giant acting leap... to saucy sorority girl.

That's right, the Laguna Beach alumna and tabloid mainstay is set to star in a remake of Revenge of the Nerds, which begins shooting in October.

Blonde KC

Charlie's Angels" director McG, who is also one of the geniuses behind the worst show in history, The OC, is one of the producers. Among the writers is Adam Jay Epstein, who penned Not Another Teen Movie. This is sure to be a classic in the making. Then again, any project that provides us with more Kristin Cavallari pics can only be a good thing.

Cavallari's character, Kailey, will put the nerds through their sexual-awakening paces as she twirls them around her well-manicured finger, and she's the best friend of the Pi Delta Pi sorority queen, played by Katie Cassidy.

Wow. If the producers could somehow get Lauren Conrad into the movie as Kristin's chief sorority rival, we'd buy tickets in advance.

by Mischalova at . Comments

According to some celebrity look-alike submissions, a Britney Spears picture can look an awful lot like a Jessica Simpson picture.

Ouch. Sorry, Jess. It was really all in the dress. Bam Margera thinks you look good. Anyway.

The Bitch Be Back

That got The Gossip to thinking: What about the younger Spears sibling, Jamie Lynn? Who does she resemble? After looking through some Laguna Beach pictures, we found the answer:

Kristen Cavallari.

Don't worry, Kristen, this is a compliment. Jamie Lynn isn't constantly pregnant and/or married to any talentless garbage from the trailer park (no offense, Kevin Federline).

She's just young and cute. Sort of like how Dustin Diamond used to be before he starting making sex tapes.

by Free Britney at . Comments

And we thought Kristin Cavallari's MySpace page was revealing.

It is. Very much so. We are grateful for it. But now the former Laguna Beach cutie is opening up to Blender magazine and giving us even more insight into her world. And what a sultry world it sounds like. Here's the transcript of her interview, in which she discusses how hot she is, among other things...

Kristin C. Pic

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Blender: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Kristin Cavallari: Oh, it's just me.

[T.H. Gossip Editor's Note: No $h!t.]

Blender: When's the first time you realized you were hot?
Kristin Cavallari: Same as any other girl, when we develop boobs and stuff. But I don't consider myself hot. I still feel like the same big dork I've always been.

Blender: At what age were you least hot?
Kristin Cavallari: Seventh grade. I had braces and really short hair. Definitely my awkward phase.

Blender: What's the downside of being so darn hot?
Kristin Cavallari: Since so many people know who I am and know my business, I can't get away with things I'd normally be able to. And I'm not 21, so going out can be a big issue. Then again, being hot can actually help with that problem, so it is good and bad.

Blender: What advice do you have for those who aspired to hotness?
Kristin Cavallari: Be yourself, don't care what other people think, have a lot of confidence. At least make it look like you have a lot of confidence. Pretend if you need to.

Blender: Who's on your personal hot list?
Kristin Cavallari: I've always loved the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and their new album's great for summer... Johnny Depp... French bulldog... and TiVo! I know I'm behind on that one, but I just got it.

Blender: Paris Hilton: hot or not?
Kristin Cavallari: Hot.

[T.H. Gossip Editor's Note: Weak.]

Blender: Cocaine?
Kristin Cavallari: Not.

Blender: Criss Angel, Mindfreak?
Kristin Cavallari: Hot... but not physically.

Blender: MTV's The Hills?
Kristin Cavallari: Not.

Blender: Hot Food?
Kristin Cavallari: Tuna tartar... although not literally.

Blender: Hot sexual position?
Kristin Cavallari: Depends on my mood, but girl-on-top... uh, is my dad gonna read this?

Blender: Hot schwag you bagged for free?
Kristin Cavallari: A $50,000 diamond ring from Sol Rafael -- they just gave it to me, and no, I'm not engaged.

Blender: Hottest of the celebrity babies?
Kristin Cavallari: Gwen Stefani's â€" I love her.

Blender: Hot prescription drug?
Kristin Cavallari: Adderall, although that's been around a while. I'm not saying I take it or anything.

Blender: What's your fallback plan for when you inevitably lose your hotness?
Kristin Cavallari: I hope that I'll be hot for a long time so I can make a lot of money and I can retire early and just travel. So, hopefully that will happen.

by Free Britney at . Comments

T.H. Gossip has peeped Kristin Cavallari's MySpace page and, well, we feel as if we've entered an entirely different realm. A provocative, intimate realm. Ooooh.

I know she did her share of hooking up on Laguna Beach and everything, and we've come across our share of hot Kristin Cavallari pictures in our day (that day being every day, as we browse the World Wide Internets). But yikes. This MySpace photo spread makes sweet, fun-loving Kristin out to look like she is whoring it up pretty bad. Or trying to get sites like T.H. Gossip talking about her... in which case, mission accomplished. Go KC!

Kristin, Stacie Shop

by Free Britney at . Comments

When these two collide... there is bound to be mad drama in the house! Yup, we're talking about Laguna Beach babes and alumni Lauren Conrad (left) and Kristin Cavallari. Both were in fine, preppy form at the Lacoste fashion show Saturday in New York.

Hills Trio

The two, who were bitter rivals on Laguna Beach (and not always for the clearest reasons), reportedly both sat in the front row, but separately. Witnesses say they exchanged icy glares. The plot thickens! It was not reported whether the underage Cavallari was boozing.

In other Laguna Beach alumni news, Jason Wahler (Lauren's ex, who appeared on The Hills as well as Laguna Beach) was apparently arrested in New York City on September 1, at 4:34 a.m., in New York City. He was charged with three counts of bribery, criminal possession of a controlled substance, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

If you're wondering how J-Wahl took that breakup with LC, well, you may have your answer. He's also just a freaking moron.

by Free Britney at . Comments

The amazing Kristin Cavallari, who's been (quite happily) photographed at just about every Fashion Week event she can scamper into, shrieked when a cameraman caught her downing an "adult" drink the other night.

According to our sources, Kristin Cavallari was sucking down something called a "Svedka Fem-Bot Fatale" at an after-party at the SoHo Grand's Dome when she had her picture taken. The 19-year-old immediately protested, saying, "You can't take a picture of me drinking!"

Kristin, Stacie Shop

Would she be grounded by her parents if the picture emerged? Is this supposed to be a new development that Kristin drinks? Does she think no one watches Laguna Beach?

This incident didn't stop her from indulging, of course. The beverage of choice is reportedly served in test-tube-like glasses, but like Kristin, we're not so sure they were virginal.

Kristin Cavallari Biography

Kristin Cavallari... Nude Kristin Cavallari is a Laguna Beach alumna, controversy magnet, former girlfriend of Brody Jenner and Nick Zano, and celebrity gossip... More »
Born
Birthplace
Denver, Colorado
Full Name
Kristin Elizabeth Cavallari
× Close Ad