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We've already talked about the memorable Tori Spelling spoof of Clay Aiken and Kelly Ripa, and the awesome outfit rocked by sexy, newly-single supermom-of-two Britney Spears. But we're not nearly done with our American Music Awards news yet, thanks to the uber-gossip hounds at TMZ.

These guys have all the gossip, starting with Jamie Foxx, the Oscar winner and rapper, who flew solo to the soiree. It didn't take long to write down the digits of an unknown brunette (pictured). What a pimp!

Kristin After Rehearsal

Lil' Kim also hit the scene last night, dressed to kill in a revealing leopard print shirt of some kind. Photgraphers went wild trying to capture the rapper's rare public appearance, one of the few since her release from prison.

Kristin Cavallari ran into the club with her reported new beau, Nick Zano. Guess she is not really dating that ass bag Jason Wahler. Meanwhile, Nick Cannon took off with girlfriend Kim Kardashian. Slugger Jose Canseco of steroids fame was spotted with a blonde in animal print.

Also on the town were Nicole Richie, Snoop Dogg, teen starlet JoJo, and Nelly Furtado -- who was sporting some rather unfortunate bangs.

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When Kristin Cavallari attended the premiere of Tenacious D, she probably expected catcalls and lame pickup lines from passersby. After all, the former Laguna Beach star is a hot commodity these days (we despise Jason Wahler).

Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler Photograph

Kristin was probably caught off guard, however, when she was hit on by the star of Tenacious D himself, Jack Black, who beckoned her from inside the official movie poster. While his pickup line of choice was certainly blunt, we do admire the use of lyrics from "F*%k Her Gently," a song by Tenacious D (the band). That Jack Black sure is a character. A discreet character.

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Oh.

No.

Audrina, Heidi and Kristin Filming

She.

Didn't.

You know what they say. You can take the girl out of Laguna Beach, but you can't take the Laguna Beach out of the girl. Such is life with Kristin Cavallari, the original Laguna Beach drama queen. You knew she was going to be up to something with all that's gone down in the last few weeks.

If you know anything about Kristin, you know that her ex, Brody Jenner, is currently dating her arch-enemy, Lauren Conrad. What do you think Kristin's reaction was to LC & BJ taking a liking to one another? We'll give you a hint -- it probably wasn't positive.

In any event, remorse soon gives way to revenge in the Laguna world. Our scorned heroine Kristin has turned to none other than Jason Wahler -- he of Laguna Beach fame (and several recent hilarious arrests) who used to date LC.

Yes, that's him in the background.

Amazing. The one and only J-Wahl himself, carrying a pack of smokes and looking ready to tap the behind of his smoking new plaything. If his IQ were over 80, the douchebag would be wondering how he got caught up in this.

Wahler, for those who actually care, is the best buddy of Stephen Colletti, another Laguna guy and one who tanged both Kristin and Lauren.

This drama is hectic to the max. One thing's for sure: it isn't over, and Kristin's right. The new class has nothing on her.

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The original Laguna Beach drama queen recently revealed she's not too fond of the new cast of the somehow-wildly-popular MTV hit show.

Yes, Kristin Cavallari says she thinks the new cast is just putting on a facade with their so-called "drama," while overemphasizing petty, little things.

Kristin at the Salon

Because, as we all know, Kristin, Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and the rest of these SoCal cuties never blow anything out of proportion.

In any case, at a red carpet event last last month, the young starlet said she's not buying the hyped up Season 3 drama for one minute.

Kristin says the f*%king sluts on the new show are just acting to stir up more ratings drama and get as much attention as they can. The blonde admits she's given up watching episodes of the weekly show that made her a star.

"I've watched the first few episodes, but I don't think I'll be watching it again! It just seems like the new cast is trying too hard to be like us and they seem to be overly dramatic about every little thing, it's ridiculous," she said. "It's a joke. For us, the drama just came to us, but for them, it seems like they're the ones who go looking for it!"

When asked if she ever hung out with -- or even spoke to -- Kyndra or other members of the new cast, Kristin hesitated for about a tenth of a second.

"No way, I would have never been caught dead talking to freshmen," said Kristin Cavallari, 19.

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On what? We're not sure. But she has some nice legs. That's where we were going with that one. Yes, Kristin Cavallari knows how to give the people what they want.

THG NOTE: That's not necessarily accurate... at least not entirely.

Not the Worst View

But she does provide us many stellar pictures, so we are in no position to complain. Whether she's shopping at Victoria's Secret or advertising Bongo products, you can count on Kristin to hate on Lauren Conrad... and show off those killer legs!

While these images may not compare to her MySpace gallery, they are pretty nice. The first picture (left) is of Kristin at the Baume & Mercier 2006 Fall Preview event, and the second (right) of her at Red Pearl Kitchen Grand Opening. Kristin looking sexy? Check. Kristin showing off the legs? Check. Kristin needing to show off more than her legs next time? Check!

Alright, enough out of us. Check these Kristin Cavallari pictures out... and think about how much you'd like to beat up Brody Jenner right about now.

 

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Arizona quarterback and former Heisman Trophy winner Matt Leinart welcomed his first child with girlfriend Brynn Cameron yesterday morning.

The couple has named its young son Cole Cameron Leinart.

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Prior to dating Cameron, the USC graduate was quite the player on the dating scene in SoCal. He has been linked with the likes of Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson's former assistant, Cacee Cobb, and Kristin Cavallari of Laguna Beach fame.

Leinart has been dating Cameron since February 2005, when they met during study hall at USC. She was doing schoolwork; Matt was "studying" chicks. Too bad he couldn't have added Lindsay Lohan to his list of conquests before settling on Brynn -- we all know it would have been easy.

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Bill Simmons is at it again. Well, actually, it's the Sports Guy's wife we're interested in this time. But if it weren't for Bill, we'd have no Sports Gal rants to report on.

Kristin Films The Hills

Below, Bill's better, funnier half takes aim at ABC's The Bachelor, along with one of Hollywood's most talked-about foxes, Kristin Cavallari...

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I can't watch The Bachelor anymore because they keep selecting guys who shouldn't need a reality show to find a wife.

I liked the first two seasons when they were just nice-looking guys who had normal jobs and seemed normal.

Now the bachelors come on to become famous; they don't care about finding a soul mate. They want to break up with whoever they picked in the Final Rose episode and hook up with Kristin Cavallari at a Sunset Strip club the next week.

It's so easy to see through them. Like, this year's Bachelor is a rich Italian prince (Lorenzo Borghese) who can't speak Italian and went to Rollins College. It's like Joe Millionaire, only without the twist at the end. Why would I root for a fake prince to fall in love?

Instead of picking princes and quarterbacks, I think ABC should go in the other direction. My friend Melissa thinks we have hot homeless guys out here in L.A.; she calls them "the hot homeless."

We can't figure out why there are so many good-looking ones. Maybe they're failed actors, I don't know. But since it's practically hopeless for single women over 30 in L.A., Melissa thinks they'd have a better chance by taking in a hot homeless guy, cleaning him up, getting him a job and trying to turn his life around.

I agree. I'd like to see ABC pick a hot homeless guy as the next Bachelor. They could clean him up and introduce him to 25 girls at once. His whole life could change, right? Although he'd probably fall for three of them at the same time, settle on the slut with the biggest rack, give her a promise ring, then dump her the next week to hook up with Cavallari.

Forget it, this could never work.

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We know.

It's been far too long since we've posted any new Kristin Cavallari pics. We apologize for this atrocity. And not to worry -- her 15 minutes of fame don't appear to be dwindling yet. Kristin is set to star as a sorority girl in the upcoming remake of Revenge of the Nerds.

A Kristin Cavallari Picture

Suffice it to say, we will sit through anything to see Kristin Cavallari as a sorority girl. Hopefully the producers are smart enough to dress Kristin in some sort of schoolgirl outfit. At a car wash for a school fundraiser. Time for a cold shower, guys.

Cavallari will join Katie Cassidy as a Pi Delta Pi girl. The cast for the Revenge of the Nerds remake is coming together and while Cassidy will play the lead Pi girl, our favorite Laguna Beach alumna will play her sorority girl, partner-in-nerd-torturing, Kailey. We can't wait.


 

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Kristin Cavallari, who dazzled us guest starring as a lesbian cheerleader on Veronica Mars (or appeared on Veronica Mars without anyone knowing), is making another giant acting leap... to saucy sorority girl.

That's right, the Laguna Beach alumna and tabloid mainstay is set to star in a remake of Revenge of the Nerds, which begins shooting in October.

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Charlie's Angels" director McG, who is also one of the geniuses behind the worst show in history, The OC, is one of the producers. Among the writers is Adam Jay Epstein, who penned Not Another Teen Movie. This is sure to be a classic in the making. Then again, any project that provides us with more Kristin Cavallari pics can only be a good thing.

Cavallari's character, Kailey, will put the nerds through their sexual-awakening paces as she twirls them around her well-manicured finger, and she's the best friend of the Pi Delta Pi sorority queen, played by Katie Cassidy.

Wow. If the producers could somehow get Lauren Conrad into the movie as Kristin's chief sorority rival, we'd buy tickets in advance.

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According to some celebrity look-alike submissions, a Britney Spears picture can look an awful lot like a Jessica Simpson picture.

Ouch. Sorry, Jess. It was really all in the dress. Bam Margera thinks you look good. Anyway.

The Bitch Be Back

That got The Gossip to thinking: What about the younger Spears sibling, Jamie Lynn? Who does she resemble? After looking through some Laguna Beach pictures, we found the answer:

Kristen Cavallari.

Don't worry, Kristen, this is a compliment. Jamie Lynn isn't constantly pregnant and/or married to any talentless garbage from the trailer park (no offense, Kevin Federline).

She's just young and cute. Sort of like how Dustin Diamond used to be before he starting making sex tapes.

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