Kristen Stewart is in Cannes this week promoting her new film Clouds of Sils Maria, and while the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is somehow currently beating out an international film festival in terms of star power, Cannes has something that Kimye doesn't:
A bottomless Kristen Stewart!
Okay, not completely bottomless, but she's lying in bed in a thong around the 1:03 mark and that's good enough for now.
Kristen went topless for a Florabotanica ad last week. We have a theory that she's gradually revealing every inch of herself at different times like puzzle pieces. That way we'll eventually be able to Photoshop together a fully nude K-Stew. She's very artsy like that.
When Kristen takes off her clothes, she does it in a deep, intellectual way...like when James Franco posts nude selfies to Instagram.
Oh, and the movie actually looks pretty good, too. No vampires, but it does suggest a different type of non-traditional romance by hinting at the possibility of a French MILF lesbian threesome. Count us in!