Kris Jenner Tabloid Covers

We take it all back, Kardashians! We had no idea!

The latest issue of Star Magazine gives us a reason why Kim Tweeted about her brand of tan extenders while a tornado was wiping out parts of Oklahoma:

The family is deep in debt and desperate for cash.

“The Kardashians have serious financial issues,” a totally not made-up source tells the tabloid. “They do a great job of keeping it quiet... but their burn rate is out of control, and so many of their businesses and endorsements have been failures.”

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Ellen Pearson and In Touch Weekly are undaunted by the Kardashians.

Even with Kourtney, Khloe and Kim filing a lawsuit against their ex step-mother for leaking diary entries written years ago by their father, the tabloid has come out with a special issue dedicated solely to these excerpts.

Teasing the "complete Kardashian diaries" as telling a story of "greed, lies and betrayal," the collector's item reveals heretofore never seen documents written by Robert Kardashian when his children were young.

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Now hear this: There is no Kris Jenner divorce in the works, no matter what you read in the latest issue of Star.

The tabloid alleges that Bruce Jenner called his annoying family together on Easter and told them he and his wife were splitting.

But Kris wrote a simple response to that claim on her blog yesterday: "The conversation that Bruce supposedly had with our kids, NEVER happened."

Jenner went on to address Star specifically:

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Eat your attention-loving heart out, Kim Kardashian. The tabloid world is all about your mother these days.

In Touch Weekly in particular, as that magazine is featuring Kris Jenner on its cover for a FIFTH consecutive week.

This time, instead of claiming Jenner carried on an affair with Todd Waterman or delving into her history as a parent, the publication is focusing on her allegedly shady present.

Kris is "going to work Kendall and Kylie for every penny," a nameless insider says, adding that Jenner is "forcing" her daughters to be "breakout stars."

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Kris Jenner is once again at the center of a tabloid scandal.

For the fourth week in a row, this reality TV matriarch covers In Touch, but this time the magazine is not asserting that she shoved Kim Kardashian or that she never wanted kids.

It's claiming Kris cheated on Bruce Jenner with Todd Waterman.

Todd Waterman is an ex-soccer player who Kris Jennerwas also accused of having an with when she was married to Robert Kardashian.

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In Touch Weekly is continuing its relentless attack against Kris Jenner.

First, the tabloid exposed her dark secrets, which supposedly include abuse against Kim Kardashian.

Next, it labels Jenner a monster because she never wanted kids.

Now, the magazine has allegedly gotten its hands on the psychological evaluation that was done on Kris and then-husband Robert Kardashian in 1990.

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Kris Jenner has been exposed once again by In Touch Weekly.

In Part 2 of its supposedly exclusive/accurate report, the tabloid once again opens up the diary of Robert Kardashian and alleges...

... Kris never wanted kids! She stole Robert's gun! In short, she's a monster!

These bombshells were handed over to the magazine by Robert's widow, Ellen, who has been feuding openly with Kim Kardashian and kompany.

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This just in: Kris Jenner is an abusive, love-making, absentee mother who makes her children's lives a living hell.

And the source of this breaking news? A deceased Robert Kardashian, according to the latest hilarious issue of In Touch Weekly.

The cover story of this tabloid alleges that Kris once threatened to murder Kim Kardashian; ditched her kids on Christmas; and had sex with a boyfriend… while Khloe Kardashian sort of played nearby!

It's all truly startling information about a mother who we all know was behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Does it change your impression of Kris Jenner? Sound off now: Would you want this woman as your parent?

While the Kim Kardashian pregnant news may have reality TV's First Family putting on a giddy face in public, the latest issue of Star alleges that life is getting ugly behind the scenes.

Yes, the Bruce and Kris Jenner divorce may soon be a reality, according to this tabloid, and the case is bound to turn nasty.

According to imaginary inside tabloid sources, Bruce is most concerned over his daughters and the fear that Kris will exploit them just like she did with Kim Kardashian.

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Kris Jenner has labeled rumors of a divorce from her husband of 22 years as "ridiculous."

But a new tabloid story is fueling talk that this union is about to crumble, as Star Magazine reports Bruce Jenner is looking to take children Kylie and Kendall and move out of the family mansion.

Kylie and Kendall "broke down crying" when told of their father's decision, a source tells the tabloid, while the same insider says the real tension stems from Kris placing her children's careers over their childhoods.

Somewhere, Kim Kardashian has no idea at all what this person is talking about.

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