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Kim Kardashian welcome to North West on Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but those looking for an all-access ticket to her birth were let down.

To be sure, a great deal of drama surrounded Kim’s delivery as the reality star gave birth five weeks early after finding out she was suffering from toxemia.

“Basically, I have to deliver the baby right now,” said a surprisingly calm Kim to Khloe, though momager Kris freaked. How did it all play out on TV and life?

Check out our Keeping Up With the Kardashians recap below!

Weirdly, or maybe not weirdly considering who we're dealing with, it was Kris Jenner who gave the green light for the girls to go to the hospital. Minus 100.

There, Khloe filmed Kim on her phone. “I’m excited to meet you,” Kim said to her future offspring, noting that “daddy” Kanye West was on his way.

Unlike Kourtney Kardashian pulling out her baby in all its glory, there was zero footage of Kim. They cut to Khloe telling Bruce that the baby arrived.

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Last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which returned with little fanfare opposite the Breaking Bad finale and every other show, camel toe was the story.

Khloe Kardashian being the chief offender. Kourtney and Kim Kardashian called out their little sister for her constant wardrobe malfunction down under.

Let's get to that and more in THG's +/- recap!

Khloe on Keeping Up

Kourt reveals during a pajama party with friends that while all women have some issues with C-toe at times, Khloe's is out of control on a regular basis.

“We’ve all had our camel toe moments but Khloe lets the camel be shown,” Kourtney said, then gives her an apparatus to help hide it. Plus 150 for sisterly love.

“It is what it is. I have a big p--sy, I can’t control it,” Khloe said. Plus 150 for owning that p--sy. Minus 300 for Lamar ditching it for Polina Polonsky's "crack."

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the very first North West photo was revealed and Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom divorce rumors escalated.

Wait, that was real life. We forget that the show lags by a few months.

On the E! program, we saw (the producers pretend to have) Kim Kardashian hatch a plan to get back at her judgmental family by secretly feeding them placenta.

Meanwhile, Rob shocked everyone when the producers had him take up chainsaw art in Khloe's yard, and late night jokes began to bother someone.

Who was it? And how did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, according to this week's script, was debating whether she should eat her own placenta when the baby arrives. As moms do sometimes.

Kourtney, of course, was all for it, saying she'd eat it too. Heck, she'd even have a third child just to eat placenta. Kourt is all over this kind of thing. Plus 100.

The rest of the family? Not so much. Minus 100.

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North West may have been born on June 15, but she will truly arrive in two days.

According to TMZ sources, the first actual Kim Kardashian baby picture was just flashed on the screen during a taping of Kris by Kanye West himself.

The rapper will be the special guest on the episode of Kris Jenner's talk show that airs Friday, and she's teasing it in vintage Kardashian fashion.

Kanye on Kris

Audience members reportedly only saw a quick glimpse of little Nori, in order to avoid any early cell phone captures from leaking out.

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She's here, folks.

Following weeks of speculation and rumors regarding when Kim Kardashian baby photos may hit the Internet, Kris Jenner went ahead and bypassed that step this morning...

... but debuting little North West live and in person on the first episode of her talk show!

North West Photo?

Yes, Jenner turned up the PR machine to full, exploitive blast by posting the above photo on the official Facebook page of Kris this morning.

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Leave it to Kris Jenner, folks.

While the reality series matriarch is reportedly having trouble selling Kim Kardashian baby photos - because Kanye West is objecting to any tabloid deal - Jenner may still find a way to profit off little North West after all.

Talk show ratings style!

Kris on Today

Jenner appeared this morning on Today and sounded especially coy when Matt Lauer touched on the topic of her granddaughter's debut.

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Kris Jenner is refusing to give up.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have turned a recent $3 million offer in exchange for North West photos, but the family matriarch still believes a deal is possible.

And she's allegedly using Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to get her point across.

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"She knows Kanye has a huge ego and if it was good enough for Brad and Angie then it should be good enough for Kanye and Kim," a source tells Radar Online of famous couple selling their baby pictures to a tabloid.

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We don't know her name. We don't know her dimensions. We don't know what she looks like.

But as Kim Kardashian negotiates the most lucrative deal she can make before revealing more information about her daughter takes a few private days with her newborn, Kris Jenner appeared last night at the Daytime Emmy Awards and gushed over the addition.

"We're all good... and extremely happy and thrilled for the new baby," Kris told HLN's A.J. Hammer. "She's doing great and she's beautiful."

Earlier yesterday, Khloe Kardashian also spoke out for the first time as a new aunt.

She Tweeted appreciation to fans for all their wishes and teased that details will be released "when the time is right."

Forget Kim's breasts, people. The major milking going on right now within this family involves how to best exploit a two-day old.

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Might the Kim Kardashian pregnancy be tearing this reality star's family apart?

As detailed by In Touch Weekly, Khloe Kardashian is heartbroken over the news that her sister is expecting, while The New York Daily News now reports Kris Jenner is livid at Kanye West for ruining a potential windfall.

Kris. vs. Kanye Kover

West, of course, announced Kim's pregnancy during a late December concert, denying Jenner the chance to negotiate for an exclusive with Us Weekly.

And just how much could that exclusive have brought in? Consider:

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