Kris Jenner

Forget signs of the Apocalypse. We're may be inching nearer the Mom-pocalypse.

A month after reports claimed Kris Jenner looked down on June Shannon and the entire Honey Boo Boo family, a source says the Kardashian matriarch now wants to get into business with the mother of four.

"The Thompsons don’t really have any professional representation outside of TLC," Star Magazine claims this week. "And Kris thinks she can get them some serious endorsements and more money from the network. They’re getting a fraction of what Kate Gosselin got.”

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has been picked up for additional episodes, although it's unclear just what kind of raise June and company received.

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Fox is apparently casting its upcoming programming lot with the First Family of Reality Television.

With Khloe Kardashian on board as The X Factor co-host, Deadline now reports that Kris Jenner is in discussions with Twentieth Television to host her very own talk show.

Try not to squeal too loudly in excitement...

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There is definitely a Kanye West sex tape in existence. Heck, there may even be two.

But if you think the rapper's potential in-laws give a darn about these videos, well, you haven't been paying much attention to Kim Kardashian and kompany, have you?

Yay! Kanye is one of us!

“All of the Kardashians love Kanye and they have told him that they don’t care that the report about his sex tape came out,” a mole close to the family tells Radar Online.

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Kris Jenner is far too important to wait in line for the iPhone 5. She has far too many decisions to make about the lives of her children.

Therefore, according to a new Radar Online report, the mother of Kim Kardashian and kompany did all she could last week to avoid any waiting in line for the new apparatus when it went on sale September 21.

Sources allege that Jenner called her local Apple store and grew irate when it would not set aside five phones for her.

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Sunday on the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick became parents for a second time. Congrats, kids.

Elsewhere, Bruce was honored for his pre-Kardashian achievements, Khloe followed up with a fertility specialists and Kim decided to freeze her eggs. Nice.

How did it all end? What else went down in La-La land?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Bruce Jenner was honored during the U.S. Olympic trials and his decathlon gold medal glory is forever immortalized in a University of Oregon museum. Plus 25.

"Being able to see him around all these people who are so excited and that witnessed what he had accomplished ... it was a really special moment and I will absolutely never forget that." - Bruce's newly-married son Brandon Jenner. Plus 15.

He was also voted Father of the Year by Esquire. A bit of an odd call given that he has six kids by three marriages, but still, hard not to like Bruce-man. Plus 15.

Kris, meanwhile, receives a certificate confirming her “Momager” title. “I’m a Momager people, have a little respect!” she declares. No. Just no. Minus 550.

Khloe gets herself checked out with ultrasounds and other tests so that one day, she can produce a child of her own. Hope that works out for her. Plus 20.

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Man. Kris Jenner is good.

The Kardashian matriarch, who allegedly believes June Shannon ought to be ashamed of herself for exploiting her family on reality TV, spoke to E! News this week and said she never insulted the mother of Honey Boo Boo in such a way.

Because - new insult alert! - she's scarcely even heard of Honey Boo Boo!

"I would never criticize her, because I don't even really know who Honey Boo Boo is," Jenner said of the six-year at the center of the TLC program watched by over three million people per week. ""I've never seen the show."

Jenner, meanwhile, is at the center of another controversy, although this one isn't really of her making.

The Today Show, unfathomably, chose to air an interview with the reality star yesterday instead of observing a moment of silence in honor of the victims of 9/11. NBC then defended the decision.

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Turns out, the Ann Curry firing debacle was NOT the lowest point to which The Today Show could sink.

At 8:46 a.m. today - the time at which the first place hit the World Trade Center 11 years ago - New York City and Washington, D.C. held a moment of silence in memory of 9/11. All the cable networks, Good Morning America and CBS This Morning all provided coverage of the tribute.

The Today Show aired an interview with Kris Jenner.

In NBC's defense, Jenner touched on her decision to air footage of herself getting breast implants reduced, telling Savanna Guthrie of the filmed procedure and why she's a role model:

It's necessary to "change them after 10 years... it was so important, health-wise, to remind women to check your expiration date because it's a health risk."

Jenner also spoke on the relationship between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, labeling the rapper as a a "really a great guy" and adding:

"I think they are well suited for each other and I think they are really, really happy and anybody who has kids knows that when your kids are happy, you are happy."

So it's not like Today chose to run meaningless, ratings-grabbing fluff in lieu of honoring the victims of our nation's most horrific tragedy.

WATCH THE INTERVIEW BELOW.

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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe really wanted a baby. Scott Disick, meanwhile, pondered whether he should keep producing them.

Khloe's baby fever stemmed from Kourt's after all, leading the former to reflect on the fact that it comes so easily for her sister, yet is so hard for her.

Khloe thus seeks options to enhance fertility, while Scott explores options to do ... the opposite. We break it all down in THG's official +/- recap!

Kourtney confesses that she'd like to have even more kids with Scott. Or without him. He does make cute ones, but hey, why limit your options! Plus 20.

Scott confides to friends that he doesn’t want more kids at his age and may need to get a vasectomy. Definitely the first option for handling this. Minus 10.

His friends say just to talk to Kourt, she can be reasonable. LOL. Minus 15. This is a girl who says she no longer believes in the pill. Like at all.

The doctor tells him it’s a permanent solution and to be prepared. Rob tells him he’s too young to do it. Scott doesn't do it. Storyline concludes. Minus 30.

Khloe, meanwhile, works up the strength to see a fertility specialist, and it turns she may have problems ovulating. Poor girl, that just breaks your heart.

"I can't believe I'm sitting here, going through porn magazines so I can find the perfect pair of knockers." - Kris. Minus 150 and that seems generous.

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo? More like Here Comes the Pot Calling the Kettle Black...

With June Shannon and her eccentric brood racking up ratings for TLC, sources tell Radar Online that Kris Jenner is fuming. She's supposed to be the only money-making Mom-ager out there!

“To say Kris is not a fan of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is an understatement,” an insider says. “She thinks the Thompsons are classless, unlike her family, and can’t understand why America is so fascinated by them."

It's true. When you think of Kim Kardashian, the first word you think of is class.

Reportedly "threatened by [Shannon's] success," Jenner allegedly claims Shannon is "exploiting" her children in a "ploy to make money."

We'll give you a moment to stop laughing over the irony of those remarks...

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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Rob's emotional journey continued with his therapy, while Kim finally grew a pair and apologized to Khloe.

Mostly. It was a pretty weaksauce apology, but an apology just the same.

The Jenner girls, meanwhile, found that modeling + school = hard work!

How did this stack up with last week's visit from Oprah in terms of entertainment value? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

"[Rob] is not in a very good mood hardly ever, so it makes me really sad, because there's something there that's just sad all the time." - Kris. Minus 5.

We pick up where we left off on Rob's therapist's couch and things are getting pretty darn emotional for the guy. Dude's really trying. Plus 15.

Khloe feels offended after Kim doesn't seem to remember her sister working at their dad's office. Cue contrived drama of the week. Minus 20.

Even though Kylie and Kendall Jenner both have full-time jobs, momager Kris wants them in high school, not home schooled. Smart. Plus 25.

Or not. Kris and Bruce eventually relent and decide to make the move to in-home tutoring. The girls are just growing up too fast ... Minus 50.

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