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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 17, someone revealed that they were trying to have a baby, someone got a new house, and someone got high on the weed.

The first two probably won't surprise you. But the third ...

Having finally found a new place to live, Khloe has to get settled in and decorate, but the interior designer is like so expensive, so she "hires" Kourtney instead.

"Hires" in quotes because Kourt expects to be paid.

Khloe is most likely not aware of this at the onset.

Kris's mom M.J. is Kris's hero, having overcome breast cancer and colon cancer, but is in a lot of pain these days, she reveals while she's visiting.

Kim is busy signing copies of the recent Vogue cover she, which her sisters tease her about, giving Kim a complex about how they don't actually support her.

They do, though. Enter the huge, framed Vogue cover they framed for her. What a gesture. What an achievement by a woman of next to no talent.

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Like mother, like daughter.

And, like, totally weird.

In honor of Throwback Thursday, Kourtney Kardashian posted a photo to Instagram yesterday of herself recreating Demi Moore's iconic nude pregnancy Vanity Fair cover from 1991.

It's from Kourtney's first time expecting and it wouldn't be so unusual... if she hadn't juxtaposed the image with her mom also naked while expecting. Yikes!

Kourtney and Kris Nude

"I got it from my mama," wrote the 35-year-old of Kris Jenner, who we have no interest in seeing in this exposed state.

The strange sight of child naked alongside mother comes just a couple weeks after Kris published a Photoshopped shot of herself and her daughters all topless in the pool.

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As previously/depressingly reported, the Kim Kardashian video game stands to make its featured star $85 million this year.

And Ayelet Waldman is here to tell you why: Because it scams children out of their money!

The author (who is married to best-selling novelist Michae Chabon) WENT OFF on the Kardashians yesterday via Twitter, slamming the family for how Kim Kardashian: Hollywood reaps its crazy profits.

The Kim Kardashian Video Game
Congratulations! You're Kim Kardashian! Minus 200.

"Evil, vile Kardashian Hollywood tricked my 11 yr old into spending $120 in 2 days,” Waldman wrote. “He’s crying hysterically. Pox on those f*ckers."

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 16, the big vacation in Thailand finally came to a close, with major life issues still weighing on Khloe.

Meanwhile, a group of orphaned children left quite an impression on the wealthy family, while Brody helped fend off someone creeping on his sibling.

Which one?

Taking a brief break from fretting about their own, mostly-minor problems, the group decided to visit an orphanage where local kids live and work.

Not something you'd expect to see when you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, but it was refreshing, for the family and their fans.

Said Kim Kardashian: “I grew up with a family that had such a strong bond and connection. It makes me so sad that these kids don’t have this connection.”

Well said. As was this line by Kendall Jenner: “These kids have almost nothing and can still be happy, and I think my family can learn from them.”

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Justin Bieber joined the likes of Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Kris Jenner for Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci's birthday bash in Ibiza, Spain on Friday.

Reports of fire and brimstone raining down on Ibiza have not been confirmed.

Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West party in Ibiza like the awesome people they are.

The 20-year-old singer shared a series of pictures showing off the douchepocalyptic night out, including one with Kim Kardashian and two with Kendall Jenner.

"@kimkardashian @kendalljenner @krisjenner celebrating @riccardotisci17 birthday," Justin wrote, posing with Kardashian, Kris, Kendall, and the man of the hour.

He captioned the snap of the group together simply: "Celebrate."

Leonardo DiCaprio was celebrating a few nights earlier in Ibiza during the Orlando Bloom-Justin Bieber fight. Unfortunately, those two weren't there this time.

Just Kim Kardashian, clad in diamond accessories, and Kendall, who shared a picture of Bieber and his friend Khalil giving her kisses on both cheeks.

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 15, Kim and Khloe bickered, Bruce and Kiss argued, and Kendall and Kylie Jenner went missing.

Sort of. Also, Brody sought revenge for seeing Kim nude last week, while someone surprising revealed that they have kissed Kim in the past. But who?!

Before we get to that, Leah Jenner, Brandon's lovely wife, invites Kris to join her for a late night dip in the ocean, which makes Kris feel a bit better.

Kylie and Kendall Jenner are still upset with her, and she's feeling the emotional effects. The next morning, the youngsters are still missing from the table.

Hmm. Unable to locate them, Kris feels Bruce is blaming her for everything, and decides that the family go out in two groups to search for the girls.

Somehow, we're getting the impression that this is a tad scripted. Call us crazy here.

Not that we're shocked. We watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online weekly.

Still, is there a snowball's chance in Thailand that they were actually missing in any real else? Brody's not buying it, and neither are we frankly.

The family gets a "lead" on the young ladies when a local taxi stand informs them that Kylie and Kendall Jenner were spotted catching a cab into town.

Then Khloe gets a text from her sisters, posing on the beach. Khloe and Kim head towards them. Bruce and Kris stay behind to bicker in the van some more.

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On this tonight's new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim and Khloe will go at it.

But that's now all about to go down on the most scripted show television has ever offered:

Kim and Kris Jenner will talk about the state of Rob Kardashian, who is apparently torturing his mother by not accompanying the family to Thailand; while Brandon Jenner will admit to kissing Kim.

Wait... what?!? Watch Jenner's reaction this news below and also watch as she breaks down over Rob in one of the following sneak peeks: 

Remember to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online via TV Fanatic if you need to catch up and relive some of the best moments from Season 9 below.

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When her kids are away, Kris Jenner will play.

With Photoshop. Much to our nauseating confusion.

The reality TV matriarch posted a strange picture on Instagram today, heavily editing a shot of herself and her three daughters and including with it a message that reads:

"I miss you guys so much @kourtneykardashian @kimkardashian @khloekardashian !!! #pleasecomehome #love."

Did we mention that everyone in the image is TOPLESS?

Kris Jenner and Topless Daughters

For the record:

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If you've ever wondered what Kim Kardashian and kompany eat at home every night... well, you may need to get out more.

But you also therefore need to get "In the Kitchen with Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites," which the reality TV star announced today will be available on October 21.

"I finally got so tired of sharing my recipes one-by-one with everybody that asked, that it just made sense to do a book and put it all together,” Kris lied said to E!’s Guiliana Rancic.

Seriously, has anyone EVER seen Kris Jenner cook on Keeping Up with the Kardashians? Ever?!?

Kris Jenner Cookbook
Yes, Kris Jenner is releasing a cookbook. Will you buy it?

Jenner claims grandchildren Mason and Penelope “love my grilled cheese sandwiches,” while adding that being in the kitchen is how she chills out.

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It's shocking but it's true: 

Going on a reality TV show in order to discuss your relationship problems rarely ever actually solves those relationship problems.

Just ask Kate Gosselin. Or Kris Jenner. Or Jake Pavelka. (Remember him? We're very sorry if you do.)

You could also ask Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, who awkwardly played out the consequences of the latter cheating on his wife via episode of True Tori... and who are now set to star on ANOTHER reality show together.

We're not sure if their marriage is real, if the infidelity was simply conjured up for the cameras or if two people can sink much lower than this pair.

But we do know Tori and Dean weren't the first couple to crumble in front of our television-viewing eyes. Nor will they be the last.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott
Dean McDermott cheated on Tori Spelling with Emily Goodhand. The couple then talked with a therapist about it for episode of True Tori.

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