The last time Kanye West decided to make demands, he wound up yelling at a wheelchair-bound fan. Sadly, there was no Yeezus miracle and the man didn't shake off his paralyisis and start dancing.
Many of us wouldn't leave the house for months after screaming at a disabled person in public, but this is Kanye we're talking about. So naturally, he's already back to issuing orders.
This time, however, Yeezy's barking commands at his new wife, Kim Kardashian.
Normally we'd say Kim will give in to Yeezy's will in the time it takes her to snap another selfie, but in this case, she has an an equally egotistical puppet master pulling her strings in the opposite direction.
Yes, it's Kanye vs. Kris Jenner in an epic battle of the delusional narcissists. At stake is nothing less than the future of Kim's career and a possible 8-figure payday: