Kris Jenner is the reason her family makes so much money and her children are so famous. Incredibly irritating, one thing cannot be...

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It's shocking but it's true: 

Going on a reality TV show in order to discuss your relationship problems rarely ever actually solves those relationship problems.

Just ask Kate Gosselin. Or Kris Jenner. Or Jake Pavelka. (Remember him? We're very sorry if you do.)

You could also ask Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, who awkwardly played out the consequences of the latter cheating on his wife via episode of True Tori... and who are now set to star on ANOTHER reality show together.

We're not sure if their marriage is real, if the infidelity was simply conjured up for the cameras or if two people can sink much lower than this pair.

But we do know Tori and Dean weren't the first couple to crumble in front of our television-viewing eyes. Nor will they be the last.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott
Dean McDermott cheated on Tori Spelling with Emily Goodhand. The couple then talked with a therapist about it for episode of True Tori.

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 14, Brody Jenner got awkwardly turned on by Kim Kardashian and Kris and Bruce argued a lot.

We could stop the recap right there, but in the interest of paragraphs ...

It's hard not to sympathize with Brody Jenner here. First your father marries Kris Jenner, causing a decades-long rift between the two of you.

Then your stepsister Kim Kardashian turns into ... Kim Kardashian.

While the rest of the group went zip-lining and took in the stunning Thailand surroundings, Kim was preoccupied by taking a book of selfies for 'Ye.

Many of which features full-on boobs and nips hanging out.

Putting aside the fact that it's not really a selfie if your ASSISTANT TAKES THE PHOTO for you, it's kind of cute that Kim takes them for her man.

(It's also cute when an elephant attacks her in the process).

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 13, Khloe Kardashian got robbed, which was just the tip of the iceberg for the reeling star.

Stressed because she has to be out of her house in just a few days, Khloe is feeling sadder than ever as everything there reminds her of Lamar Odom.

Meanwhile, Bruce and Brody Jenner are going to take part in an upcoming father-son golf tournament that they feel will be a good bonding experience.

After spending their afternoon in New York looking at spaces for Dash. the sisters head back to their hotel and Khloe gets a phone call from Lamar.

He tells her that he is moving to Spain.

Odom is leaving that night to move to Europe play basketball, and after being crushed that she won't get to say goodbye, she drops a bomb:

Khloe knew about Lamar's cheating!

With Odom still clinging to hope that their marriage will fix itself, and at the same time preparing to head out of town for good, she's at a loss for words.

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What will The View look like this fall on ABC?

It's a question many fans are wondering, following the firing of Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd last month.

Rosie O'Donnell may actually return to her former co-hosting chair next season, while Bachelorette Andi Dorfman has expressed interest, as has... Sarah Palin. For real.

Could one of these women end up alongside Whoopi Goldberg? Could all of them? Plenty of seats are available, after all.

From the trio of candidates mentioned above to a couple of other women who have talk show hosting experience, we've come up with 11 possible future anchors.

Which are appealing? Which would have you tuning in? Tuning out? Click around and sound off now!

Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin won't dismiss the possibility. She has acknowledged that The View needs fresh blood.

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The latest installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians found Kim and Khloe bonding over mud and Kourtney trying to understand Scott Disick's spoiled needs.

But, in the end, as always, the episode came back around to Kris Jenner.

It all started with Scott wanting to avoid traffic when heading to Las Vegas and other locales and coming up with the only logical purchase he could think of: a helicopter!

This meant getting a helipad for the backyard of his new home, an idea that got Scott thinking he could be just like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Kourtney wasn't in love with the proposal, but she also wanted to be supportive.

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You think these everyday folks on Twitter are suffering through an bevy of First World Problems? HA!

Just consider what Kim Kardashian and kompany must deal with on a near-constant basis.

Imagine not having cell phone service while you dine. Picture a world with too many Rolexes. Try to think of how you'd feel if you dropped a diamond earring in the ocean while on a tropical vacation.

These are pretty stark and depressing images, aren't they? But they merely represent a sliver of what the Kardashians have gone through over the past few years.

Get out your Kleenex, readers. Break out your violins. And flip through the following First World Problems encountered by Reality TV's First Family over the years...

No Cell Service!
No cell phone service?!? How can Kris Jenner even go on with her life?

Note: the Kardashians really need to watch THIS VIDEO.

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Most Kim Kardashian stories are pretty harmless, but on Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, she and her mom were confronted with racist comments.

If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, or keep up with them on the Internet, you knew about the racial incident that went down on their Vienna trip.

We finally got to see it play out on TV this week, and the results were pretty surprising. Meanwhile, Kourtney kept trying to delay moving to her new home. Why?

Find out in our Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 11 recap!

Let's start with the rat. No, not Scott Disick. The actual rat who infiltrated the new home he bought with baby mama Kourtney.

The latter, who worked VERY hard in order to afford the mansion, freaked the eff out upon seeing this critter and then later upon seeing more rat poop on the floor.

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When you're a kid, a shared love of Ninja Turtles is all it takes to forge a lifelong friendship.

Sometimes it seems like it's the same way with celebrities. Stars who have nothing in common other than wealth and fame often form bonds that baffle us plebeians.

Sure, money and power tend to break down a lot of social barriers (Mick Jagger has been knighted by the Queen of England. 'Nuff said.), but even that explanation can't help us wrap our heads around some of the stranger sets of celeb-besties:

Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay Z
Gwyneth claims she's tight with Jay. Right. We're sure they do the most gangsta yoga together.

Some of these pairings aren't so shocking when you consider their backstories (Jonah Hill has a history of stalking his A-list co-stars, so it's no surprise he latched on to Brad Pitt).

Others, we're not sure we totally believe. (Gwyneth Paltrow and Jay Z? Right, keep trying to sell us on that one, Gwinnie.)

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Thankfully this week's Kim Kardashian nip slip and Photoshop fail are pretty harmless, even funny stories in the end. This one is considerably heavier.

The reality star recalls, in an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, how she was recently told to shut her black baby up on an airplane.

Sitting in her kitchen with sister Khloe Kardashian and momager Kris Jenner, Kim discussed the incident in first class with her daughter North West.

“I fell asleep, I woke up to this woman screaming, ‘Kanye West’s baby!’ The woman is screaming at my child, I jump up …” Kim Kardashian said.

"I would’ve punched her in her face," Khloe Kardashian said, and we don't doubt she would have, but Kim clarified, “No, we were on a plane ... I wanted to.”

Then Kris Jenner interjects, “This lady stood up in the cabin in first class, and yelled at the top of her lungs, ‘She’s with a black guy, and that baby is black!’"

"You need to shut that black baby up!’” Kris recalls her saying.

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Sunday on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 10, Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner had a heart-to-heart over how terribly they treat their own mother.

Ah, sisterly bonding.

Kris Jenner really does make it easy at times to make fun of her, what with acting like she's 20 and all, and Khloe has never been one to mince words.

As Kim Kardashian sagely pointed out, though, Khloe is also a role model for Kendall Jenner, who sees her attitude and also treats Kris like dirt. So ...

Kendall Jenner Side Boob
Kendall Jenner posted this photo to Instagram. It shows off her side boob.

You have to admit, it was rather alarming to see Kendall call her mom a "desperate f--king whore" under her breath, no matter how grating Kris can be.

Khloe sought to rectify this, and no thanks to the bugs sketching Kendall out on their nature walk, eventually got her point across. Time to be nicer to Kris.

For Khloe this meant taking her clubbing.

Kris Jenner totally goes commando, because obviously, and now this image is likely seared into your cranium whether you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online or not.

You're so welcome, everybody.

The Twerking that ensues at the club is enough to scar you for life, but as Khloe says, Kris is the glue that holds the family together. Like her or not, it's true.

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