by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries at a krossroads? Or is this kouple helping to plant stories in the media in order to hype season two of their upcoming reality show?

We'll let readers kome to their own konklusions, but two new tabloid kovers are emphasizing the ongoing rumor that this marriage is koming to an end.

  • Enough!
  • Kris vs. Kim Cover Story

First, Us Weekly quotes an anonymous, hilarious source who says the newlyweds "are not getting along at all. Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid, and it's causing major problems."

The main problem actually centers around the NBA lockout: with no games to play, and no income at the moment, Humphries is allegedly a drag to his new wife, according to a friend who cites an October 21 argument between the pair:

"She told him he need s to do something productive... He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday."

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries may be married, but new tabloid stories report these two are living totally separate lives. Case in point:

Kim traveled to Dubai last weekend - and pocketed $1 million while teasing a future hotel in the area - while Kris partied up a storm at three different New York City clubs.

Moreover, season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York will need a storyline beyond this couple simply being content, and Life & Style claims to have scooped it...

  • Konfirmed Split?
  • THE END?!?

Look for Kris to clash with Kim's best friend, Jonathan Cheban, on the upcoming E! series, which kicks off next month. A show insider teases that Humphries will address his wife on the program and say:

You have to choose, him or me.

"Kim's mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn't a part of it," a source claims. "Any itineraries for the future don't include Kris very much. That's not a good sign."

It is if Kim is looking for her own spin-off. Back in That Ass: Kim K. Takes Cali anyone?

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Congratulations are in order for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, as they walked down the aisle this weekend and... wait, WHAT?!?

OK! Weekly has taken its misleading headlines to a new level, as the latest edition of this desperate tabloid screams that Kim "Weds," appears to depict in her a wedding dress and advertises "Complete Coverage" of an event that hasn't taken place yet.

What makes this a "Special Collector's Issue?" The gall editors possess to actually have printed it...

Kim Kardashian Kollector's Issue

Kim Kardashian actually gets married this Saturday - unless Reggie Bush steps in!!! - and THG truly will have complete coverage of the ceremony/reception. At no charge.

by Free Britney at . Comments

Normally, Kim Kardashian loves attention ... but not this kind of attention.

The professional celebrity is PISSED that In Touch Weekly is running a huge cover story claiming she has been cheating on her fiance, Kris Humphries.

They even name her supposed male mistress: NFL player Bret Lockett!

Kim Kardashian Caught Cheating?!

Kinky texts? Wild phone sex? Was Anthony Weiner involved?

Kim says she has never even met or spoken with Lockett ... but in the story Lockett is QUOTED PERSONALLY as saying that Kim pursued him, and that, "I knew this was a game to her ... this is what she does."

Yeah. Kim's rep says she's gonna be suing both In Touch and Bret.

A demand letter from Kim's lawyer has already been sent, threatening legal action and putting In Touch on notice, calling the cheating allegations "are, at a minimum, damaging, defamatory, and an invasion of her privacy."

The tabloid is running the story anyway. Lawyer up, In Touch.

THG POLL: What do you think? Did Kim have an affair?

 

[Photo: In Touch]

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

This is very sad.

Just two weeks after OK! Weekly invented a dream wedding scenario for Kim Kardashian, the magazine has now predicted the future and quoted a source who says Kris Humphries will betray the large-boobed reality star.

Bianka Kamber, who dated the Nets forward for two years, tells the tabloid Kim might find herself heartbroken before she ever walks down the aisle because Kris "won't go through with it."

Kim Kardashian: Betrayed!

With what? Another friend swears Humphries will ask for Kardashian's giant breasts in marriage on April 8. He's already chosen the ring "and anytime she leaves, even for a minute, he just acts like a guy completely smitten.”

Fortunately, Humphries can always pop in the video of Kim banging Ray J and be reminded of his true love.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Want an early look at Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries? You won't get it in this week's issue of OK!.

Despite proclamations of a KARDSHIAN EXCLUSIVE and a headline that screams KIM'S DREAM WEDDING, juxtaposed over what appears to be a wedding portrait, the following anonymous quote is the extent of this tabloid's in-depth coverage on this imaginary story:

"Kim falls fast and hard, and this time is no exception. Kris makes her laugh, gives her confidence, makes her smile... Plus, with Kris, things are different. He knew what he was getting himself into, and he says that Kim is everything he expected and more.”

Kim Getting Married?!?

We can only imagine what Kris expected. An empty personality, a giant set of breasts and the world's best marketing team?

Expect these two to get engaged about the same time that Kim's single earns a Grammy nomination.

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