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Kris Humphries isn't simply asking Kim Kardashian to show him the money.

According to a new tabloid report, he'll also be asking his ex-wife to show him the emails, texts and phone records. Legal system style!

Kim Kardashian: Cheater?!?

"He's ready to subpoena friends and family as well as producers of her reality shows," a Humphries insider tells Life & Style. "Once a subpoena is granted, it opens the floodgates for all types of evidence: emails, text messages, phone calls and more."

And, according to this insider, those exchanges will "prove a lot of things, like series setups, staged events and scripts." If asked about them under oath inside a courtroom, Kim would be legally obligated to tell the truth.

The same goes for any evidence that Kim cheated on Kris, though none actually exists in the above issue.

As these two battle back and forth, we must ask: Which side are you on in the divorce war?

 

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According to Kris Humprhies, Kim Kardashian never really loved him and only entered in to a 72-day marriage for the sake of publicity and money.

Still, Kris is totally out to get back at Kim, according to the latest issue of OK! Weekly... by getting back together with his ex. That will show her!

A Revenge Romance

Anonymous sources tell the tabloid that Humphries never really got over Bianka Kamber, a Toronto native he dated for two years before meeting Kardashian.

"Bianka was his first love," explains an insider to OK!. "She's a very down-to-earth, sweet girl. He admits he wants to win her back."

First, though, Humphries must legally become a single man, a step he's reportedly hesitant to make because he's holding out for a big payday. Will he get it? Will Kamber take him back? Who will Kim date next? We can totally wait to find out!

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Like his play on the court, Kris Humphries is getting aggressive in his legal battle against Kim Kardashian, as a lawyer for this NBA power forward has released a statement regarding his client's stance in the ex-couple's impending divorce case.

To Life & Style.

Kris Humphries Kover

"Much effort and energy to misdirect the public's perception of what transpired between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries has taken place over the past several months. This case will not be resolved in the court of public opinion amidst ridiculous and defamatory allegations and personal attacks directed against Kris Humphries. Rather, this case will be appropriately investigated and litigated professionally and with integrity," said this attorney... to Life & Style.

Humphries' legal team is comprised of Lee A. Hutton III of Lommen Abdo and Marshall Waller and Sandra Salinas of Feinberg & Waller. One of them has shot down the notion that Kris asked for $7 million in exchange for his silence, while another tells the tabloid:

"One thing is certain: Kris Humphries intends to set the record straight."

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Konsider yourself warned, Kim Kardashian: Your ex-husband is on the warpath.

According to the latest issue of Life & Style, Kris Humphries has once again met with an attorney because he wants to take legal action against the Kardashians and the ways he has been portrayed on their E! reality show.

Life & Style Cover: Kris & Kim

"He's not going to be vilified," an insider told the tabloid. "Kris knows his rights. He will sue."

Humphries is especially upset at last Sunday's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, as he thinks it's "noticeable" that Kim's negative quotes about "married life" were voiceovers added well after the scenes in question took place.

But this is all hogwash, a friend of Kim's says.

"You can't edit what Kris said - he said those things, and maybe the truth hurts. He wants to sue because he saw what he looks like on TV and he's embarrassed now."

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Might the manipulative, large-breasted roof soon get blown off DivorceGate?

In the latest issue of Life & Style, William Humphries - the father of Kris Humphries and the very brief father-in-law of Kim Kardashian - says he'd "love to write a book" about the ordeal Kim and her family put his son through.

"It's important to him that Kris' side of the story is out there," a friend tells the tabloid.

Kim Kardashian Tell-All to Kome?

Humphries may not be entitled to any of Kim's assets, due to a prenup, but no non-disclosure agreement was ever signed. He and/or his dad are free to dish and dish and dish and "Kris has told his father everything," a source notes.

William "has many stories to tell," the magazine reports.

Kris, of course, says he just wants to move forward and find a new NBA team. But we have a feeling this story is far from over.

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Kim Kardashian is reportedly sad over Kris Humphries' recent annulment filing, which is based on the claim that he was deceived into a marriage based solely on publicity and profits.

After all, a friend tells OK! Weekly, the allegation simply isn't true.

“She did not commit fraud,” an insider tells the tabloid. “She truly was in love with him and wanted to live happily ever after. Her heartbreak is genuine.”

Kim Kardashian on OK! Weekly

It also didn't come out of nowhere, according to this anonymous, totally real source.

"Things between her and Kris were horrible from the moment they walked down the aisle," reports the pal, something all Kourtney & Kim Take New York viewers would support, based on that show's season two episodes.

Meanwhile, a relative of the family's are fearful about how far Kris will take his beef and what the public spat will do to Kim's psyche.

“Kim isn’t superhuman," the source said in the most obvious statement of all-time. "People seem to have this idea that because she’s on TV, she’s some sort of robot. She’s just been through this awful breakup and she’s hurting. Now what Kris is doing is making it hurt that much more. The truth is that she’s extremely emotional and very sensitive and she is having a very hard time dealing with all this.”

Note to random mole: It's not Kim's television presence that makes us believe she's a robot. It's her lack of any kind of personality. Also, her fake body parts.

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Based on a new tabloid report, perhaps Kim Kardashian should be the one claiming she was defrauded her her marriage to Kris Humphries.

Why? Because the basketball player is gay, people! Star Magazine makes that clear in its latest issue by quoting an anonymous source who shares this story from the couple's honeymoon:

Kris Humphries Star Magazine Cover

“One night she came back to their hotel room in a trench coat... She lit candles, put on some music and started doing a sexy striptease. But Kris barely looked up from the TV! He was like, ‘Later babe. I’m watching SportsCenter now.’”

Well... was Scott Van Pelt anchoring that edition? Because, come on, that dude is hilarious!

Khloe allegedly asked Kim if her husband was homosexual and Kim supposedly had to think about it after awhile because, this tabloid hilariously states, "there were signs."

A publicist for Humphries scoffs at this suggestion and has simply referred to the chatter as "completely false and ridiculous." But what do you think? Is Kris Humphries gay?

 

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A new tabloid report describes Kris Humphries as the Husband from Hell. But that's nothing compared to how this basketball player will be come across on season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, sources say.

The former Mr. Kim Kardashian is allegedly contemplating a $10 million lawsuit against his ex-in-laws because "his role on Kourtney & Kim Take New York is bigger than he was told," an insider tells Life & Style. "Kris is also suing because he's really worried about how badly he's going to be portrayed on the series."

A Kris Humphries Lawsuit?!?

Specifically, viewers will reportedly see Humphries giving Kim's BFF, Jonathan Cheban, a hard time over his mannerisms and his attitude.

"Kris used the word 'gay' as an insult, to try and hurt Jonathan," an E! insider claims. "He's the lowest of the low, bullying someone like this."

But it's all fake, William Humphries says. Those scenes were all scripted. His son has retained attorney Lee Hutton III and is aiming to prevent his derogatory remarks from making the air.

"Little did Kris know that he was being set up," says the elder Humphries to the magazine. "Kris got used -100 percent used." 

And he's 100 percent more known and more of a spokesperson now than before marrying Kim. The guy has has it rough.

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Forget about Kim Kardashian for a moment. Or for a lifetime, many are urging.

What is going on with Kris Humphries these days? How does he feel about the Divorce Heard Around the World? OK! Weekly claims to have the answer.

Kris Humphries Tabloid Cover

“He really thought she just gave up too quickly and didn’t even try,” an insider tells the tabloid. “It came out of nowhere — he really didn’t see the divorce coming. He’s angry and also very sad.”

Things have been "painful" for Humphries, this source adds. Heck, he doesn't even have a job these days because there's no end in sight to the NBA lockout.

“He feels like no one cares what he has to say or wants to hear his side of the story because Kim is a bigger celebrity,” says the friend. “People care more about her.”

And in related news, the sky is blue and Lindsay Lohan has had a few problems with the law.

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Kris Humphries got married on television to a reality star whose entire life is decided by her manager and her mother. But the NBA power forward's father insists: his son did NOT see a divorce from Kim Kardashian coming.

"There was never a discussion about it - it just came out of nowhere and blindsided Kris," William Humphries tells Life & Style. "How could someone do that? Kris was completely surprised. The news was already published before he found out!"

But why didn't Kris just check the script for season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York?

Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Kover

Kardashian allegedly warned family and friends about the announcement prior to making it, but a friend says Kris was so hurt by being left out of the decision-making process that he refused to speak to Kim until she visited him in Minnesota at the behest of her PR team.

"Kris told me that Kim was texting him a lot, but he wouldn't respond," this pal claims. "They did speak briefly the day the split was announced - but only because Kim was apparently pissed that Kris had released his own statement."