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Blake Griffin has done it again.

The Los Angeles Clippers power forward - who might be responsible for the best dunk ever - set a pick and rolled to the basket during last night's win over the Boston Celtics.

And who was there waiting for him? None other than the former Mr. Kim Kardashian himself, Kris Humphries.

Not that Griffin cared very much. Watch him take to the air and THROW IT DOWN over Humphries now. This is more embarrassing for Kris than the fact that he actually married Kim Kardashian:

As for other memorable Griffin slams?

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Move over, Kim Kardashian. Your ex is also about to make a splash on the small screen.

Only instead of getting naked and taking it from Ray J, Kris Humphries will be making a guest-starring appearance on an episode of The Mindy Project Season 2.

According to TV Guide, the Boston Celtics power forward will play himself.

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Sorry, Boston. Kris Humphries is your problem now.

In the biggest trade of a crazy NBA Draft, the ex-husband of Kim Kardashian was dealt to the Celtics as part of a Brooklyn Nets package that also includes Gerald Wallace and three future picks.

In exchange? The Nets picked up future Hall of Famers Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett.

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He is no longer married to Kim Kardashian, but that isn't stopping Kris Humphries from acting like an idiot.

According to Us, the Brooklyn Nets power forward partied late into the night Friday, remaining at New York City club Beauty & Essex until at least 1 a.m.

Why was this a problem? Because his team played the Chicago Bulls in Game 7 of the playoffs Saturday in Brooklyn, and went on to lose, 99-93.

Kris Humphries Pose

Humphries was reportedly at the hotspot to celebrate his older sister's 30th birthday, dancing and acting like... well, Kris Humphries.

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Did Tiger Woods steal his new girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn, out from underneath Kris Humphries of all people? A new report in Us Weekly implies exactly that.

Yes, if this is to be believed, Liger was almost Lump.

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The new issue of the celebrity news magazine claims that Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian's infamous ex, was very much in the picture with Vonn romantically.

That is, until Tiger Woods came along.

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Kris Humphries may be dragging out his divorce from Kim Kardashian, but the Brooklyn Nets are reportedly on the verge of splitting from the rebounding power forward.

Kris Humphries in Brooklyn

ESPN's Chris Broussard reports that the Nets are on the verge of dealing Humphries to the Charlotte Bobcats, receiving shooting guard Ben Gordan in return as the principal player in the deal.

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The Brooklyn Nets defeated the New York Knicks last night, with Kris Humphries coming off the bench for 11 points and a team-high 13 rebounds.

But afterward, attention was less on points in the paint and more on Kim Kardashian. Naturally.

Kris Humphries Pose

After receiving taunts from the Madison Square Garden crowd all game, Humphries tried to get the final say after the contest, telling reporters:

“They were harassing me when I was going in and out of the tunnel. But after, I asked them, ‘Why’s everyone so quiet?’"

He then followed that statement up on Twitter with: “the Garden got really quiet on the way out!”

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Kim Kardashian is no longer the only person who thinks Kris Humphries sucks.

The Brooklyn Nets power forward, who had been a fixture in his team's starting lineup for most of the season, was benched last night in the squad's 95-92 win over Philadelphia.

It was the first Did Not Play - Coach's Decision of Humphries' Nets' career.

Kris Humphries in Brooklyn

"Anybody wants to start and play as much as possible, so you are obviously frustrated," Kris told the press in response to his lack of playing time. "But it's about more than one player."

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Kris Humphries and Rajon Rondo did their best impressions of Gabriel Aubry and Olivier Martinez last night.

The New Jersey Nets power forward and Boston Celtics point guard got into a major brawl after Rondo shoved Humphries in retaliation for his hard foul on Kevin Garnett.

The fight then broke into the stands and both players were eventually ejected, with Kris Tweeting after the game: "Anyone know where I can get a quick Tetanus shot in Boston?"

He's just so hilarious, isn't he? How did you ever dump this man, Kim Kardashian?

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Kim K. and Kris Kris Humphries is a power forward for the New Jersey Nets. But that's not why he's included on our website. The Minnesota native started... More »
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