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It made him millions of dollars, and opened up the door to a number of marketing opportunities, but Kris Humphries has reportedly had it with reality TV. He's preparing to take that industry down!

Having filed for annulment on the basis of fraud, Humphries must now go to court and prove that Kim Kardashian never had any intention of honoring her long-term marriage vows. To do that, a source tells TMZ, his lawyer plans to "expose the M.O. of reality TV" by depicting it as a wholly scripted business.

The ironic catch? This same attorney wants the annulment trial open to cameras.

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Is there any chance Kris might win his fraud case? It's unlikely, for a myriad of reasons:

  1. He proposed to Kim, making it difficult to argue that he was duped into anything.
  2. The pre-nuptial agreement between the ex-couple is actually quite detailed, with certain clauses related to many years in the future. Why would Kim even put those in place if she planned to divorce Kris in a little over two months?
  3. KRIS HUMPHRIES MARRIED KIM KARDASHIAN ON AN E! SPECIAL! How can he claim he thought the union was based on love and not ratings?

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The reality show bug is spreading within the Humphries household.

With Kris (now reluctantly) featured on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, this power forward's sister stepped into the spotlight last night on the premiere of Remodeled, a new CW series that focuses on Paul Fisher's attempt to makeover the universe of runways, dresses and bikinis.

Referred to on the episode as a "plus-sized" model, Kaela Humphries was talked into joining The Network, Fisher's grand venture to bring smaller agencies into a larger tent in order to, as he humbly says, "transform the modeling industry."

Watch Kaela's role on the opening installment below and prepare to follow yet another Humphries on reality television: Fisher says Kaela will appear again on Remodeled.

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Sunday on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries continued to butt heads, while butt head Scott Disick's risque computer search history ruffled some feathers with baby mama Kourtney.

Scripted, contrived nonsense alert!

What did Kris say to Kim that really hit klose to home? Why did Kourt decide she needs to spice things up? THG breaks down Sunday evening's drama, +/- style:

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Kim kicks off the third episode of the season pretending to contemplate family. "Maybe it's time to get off the pill and see what happens naturally," she says, seemingly without irony, seeing as there is nothing original about this girl. Minus 9.

Kourtney thinks it'd be Mason to have a playmate. Of course, she knows Kim will never really oblige so she went and got pregnant again herself. Proactive. Plus 17.

Kris: "We can have our own cuter version of Mason." Unlikely. He's a doll! Plus 6.

Momager Kris Jenner of all people makes the valid point that they shouldn't even think about this because don't even know where they're going to live. Plus 8.

Speaking of which: Kris really wants to settle in Minnesota, to which Kim replies, "How am I going to have my career and live in Minnesota?" Minus 25 for Kim being so shallow ... and Kris actually thinking this might happen in his lifetime.

Humphries' rationale on that front: "By the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will probably care about you, let's be honest." LOLOLOL. Plus 270.

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OMG, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian fans. Season two of these sisters' reality show premieres on November 27 and the following clips make the drama look, like, oh so intense.

First, there's Scott Disick complaining about sharing an apartment with his wife, sister-in-law and her husband. It's so sad these people can't even afford two separate places to live!

Then, there's Kourtney wondering what it will be like if she, Kim and Khloe Kardashian are all pregnant at once. From there, we see Kim worried about residing in Minnesota, while Kris comforts her by saying that once she has children, people will stop caring about her anyway. You might say the power forward bricked that piece of advice...

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OMG, people. OMG!

On the two-part season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Humphries first asked for the blessing of Bruce Jenner... and then he got down on one knee and proposed to Kim Kardashian! She said yes, but the episode concluded with Khloe quizzing Kris over his intentions.

Will he go through with the wedding? What a cliffhanger! Check out two clips from the finale now and sound off: Do you think Kris and Kim will get married in any kind of insulting, lavish, ridiculous ceremony that earns the couple more money than Kris makes in a year playing professional basketball?

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will likely receive their very own E! reality show. We'll wait for the shock to wear off before we continue...

Sources tell Hollywood Life that “Kim and Kris have been filming different parts of their lives, including wedding prep, but their show hinges on Kris’s contract negotiations," referencing the free agent power forward's professional status.

"It all depends on what teams he ends up with and their rules for their players and outside commitments.”

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Considering the disappearance of Lamar Odom in the NBA playoffs, soon after his reality show started airing, this could become a legitimate issue for any team that signs Humphries.

Are 10 rebound per game worth 10 cutaways per game to his cheering wife in the front row? We wonder if Red Auerbach has to deal with such dilemmas back in the way.

Will you watch a Kim/Kris reality show?

 

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Kim Kardashian will never be confused with a rocket scientist. Or even George W. Bush for that matter.

But we're sincerely concerned about the intelligence of this newly-engaged reality star, considering she told People magazine she was "in shock" when Kris Humphries proposed on May 18 because "I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now."

We can't help but wonder: didn't she see the camera crew when she walked in?

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Indeed, sources confirm to The Hollywood Reporter that Kris and Kim's big moment will be featured on the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Every moment of the supposedly spontaneous event was filmed for reality TV.

We'll give you a moment to recover from that shock...

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Kris Humphries was rarely featured on offense for the New Jersey Nets this season, doing his damage mostly on second chances while averaging three offensive rebounds per game.

But the power forward will get his time in the spotlight on E! this summer, as Kim Kardashian confirms an abundance of her boyfriend on the new season of her family's heavily scripted reality show.

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"[Kris] is in my life, so he will be on it a little bit," Kim told Us Weekly. "He won't be the main focus of the show or anything, but the reality of my life is that he is in it, so yeah, he will be on the show."

Rumors of an impending engagement between the couple continue to persist. Would Kris have a problem adjusting to such a public life? Not according to his large-breasted significant other, who said of shooting her show:

"It was a good test for him. He is totally fine with it and he makes it easy."

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