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Despite the holiday weekend, and despite the fact that the episodes focused on an event from months ago, the two-part season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians drew record ratings on Sunday and Monday nights.

Approximately 3.5 million viewers tuned each evening to watch Kris Humphries propose to Kim Kardashian... even thought WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT SHE SAID AND EVEN THOUGH EVERY MOMENT ON THIS PROGRAM IS 100% SCRIPTED. SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE, IT'S NOT REAL! KIM DOESN'T EVEN UPDATE HER OWN FACEBOOK OR SEND HER OWN TWEETS!

Sorry. Something must have happened to our keyboard there.

Anyway... a seventh season of this utter nonsense is all but guaranteed, though fans (who are you? Show yourselves!) need not wait until next summer to see Kim and Kris again: they are currently filming season two of Kourtney and Kim Take New York.

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OMG, people. OMG!

On the two-part season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Humphries first asked for the blessing of Bruce Jenner... and then he got down on one knee and proposed to Kim Kardashian! She said yes, but the episode concluded with Khloe quizzing Kris over his intentions.

Will he go through with the wedding? What a cliffhanger! Check out two clips from the finale now and sound off: Do you think Kris and Kim will get married in any kind of insulting, lavish, ridiculous ceremony that earns the couple more money than Kris makes in a year playing professional basketball?

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We already know that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are engaged.

But how did this true love come about? What family obstacles did these two overcome to arrive at the special place where E! is planning their wedding special? And why was Khloe so emotional about their coupling up?

All these burning questions and more were at the center of last night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians season premiere.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Promo Photo

Kim kicked off the episode by telling her sisters she plans to give her children K names. They think she's crazy. Seriously, where would she possibly get that idea?!?

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Nothing says Surprising Romantic Gesture like a proposal captured on reality TV camera.

In the latest trailer for season six of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we see drama unfold between Kourtney and Scott (he's drinking again?!?) and Kris/Bruce Jenner (she wants to change her last name?!?).

But the real, totally unplanned and unscripted excitement occurs at the very end of this preview. Listen closely and you'll hear Kris Humphries utter the four words that every attention-hungry, money-ravenous, talentless celebrity yearns to hear: Will you marry me?

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Kim Kardashian will never be confused with a rocket scientist. Or even George W. Bush for that matter.

But we're sincerely concerned about the intelligence of this newly-engaged reality star, considering she told People magazine she was "in shock" when Kris Humphries proposed on May 18 because "I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now."

We can't help but wonder: didn't she see the camera crew when she walked in?

Kris and Kim

Indeed, sources confirm to The Hollywood Reporter that Kris and Kim's big moment will be featured on the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Every moment of the supposedly spontaneous event was filmed for reality TV.

We'll give you a moment to recover from that shock...

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