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Perhaps you've heard, but Kim Kardashian married Kanye West this weekend.

No, really! Those kids just up and decided to get married with no fanfare at all.

We kid... a lot. But while we await word on just how much Kim and Kanye spent to tie the knot in Florence (we know how much they earned, approximately: $20 million), let's take a look at some of the most expensive wedding bills in celebrity history.

From athletes to singers to members of British Royalty, brides and grooms from a number of industries have often spared no expense in pledging their love and loyalty to their spouse for eternity.

Or, you know, for 72 days...

Prince William and Kate Middleton
In fairness, $32 million of the $34 million tab went to security. The rest of the money was spent on flowers ($800,000) food ($150,000) and champagne ($60,000), among other details.

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There's a faction among us who might say that people like Michael Sam would ruin the sanctity of marriage should gay marriage be made legal nationwide.

But those people obviously aren't looking at the frequent break-ups taking place in Hollywood. Stars who make it more than a year in a marriage are something of a novelty.

Five years? INCONCEIVABLE! 

Britney Spears married Jason Alexander for a whopping 55 hours; Kim Kardashian was married to Kris Humphries for 72 days before they split (their divorce, however, took 581 days to be finalized). 

The price tag on that fairytale happily-ever-three-months-from-now? Around $10 million dollars. (But her wedding to Kanye West? That's coming in at $30 million.)

INSANITY. And they're not alone. Far from it, in fact.

Take a look at the 13 shortest celebrity marriages ...

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian
A mere 72 days after saying "I do," Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian said "I don't anymore." Their divorce took 581 DAYS!

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Ready to go inside the wedding of this century, last century and every century to come?

E! News has given fans a glimpse at yesterday's nuptials between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Seriously, there was a groom involved, too!

Below, get your first look at Kim's dress, Mason as ringbearer, Kris in a tux and Mama Jenner donning what may be the ugliest giant bow in fashion history. While we check records to verify this statement, enjoy the following sneak peek at a ceremony that made Kardashian more money than millions of people will see in their lifetime...

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Following six months of dating, three months of an engagement and millions of dollars worth of endorsements, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married today in Montecito, California.

The bride wore Vera Wang, celebrity guests included Ryan Seacrest, Linday Lohan and Nicole Richie and... who are we kidding? Details about the event have been available for weeks! Expect many photos, quotes, videos and Tweets about the ceremony/reception to surface online over the coming days.

Then, of course, there will be the four-hour extravaganza on E! in October. In the meantime, we really do wish this couple all the best and we honor them below with a montage of their time together:

  • Kim K. and Kris
  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Photo
  • K Kouple
  • Kim Kardashian People Magazine Cover
  • Kris and Kim
  • A Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic
  • In Monaco
  • Kouple of Ks
  • Kim and Kris Times Two
  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic
  • Engagement Party Pic
  • Kris, Kim
  • So Kute!
  • Engagement Night!

How long do you give the marriage?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

You may have seen the invitation, but, sorry folks, none of you are invited to Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' August 20 wedding ceremony.

However, the entire viewing world is welcome to tune in a couple months later and watch every detail unfold on Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, the two-night program that will air on E! on October 9 and 10.

Seriously, even this reality star's specials have boring titles.

Kris, Kim

Earlier this week, Kardashian announced that Vera Wang would be designing her dress, blogging:

"Vera has been a close family friend for a long time and we had talked about this moment for years. So when it came to picking my wedding dress designer, she was the first person I thought of. No one designs gowns the way she does!"

And no one exploits the ignorance of young fans or the concept of love like Kim does. It's a perfect match!

[Photo: WENN.com]

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Unless she takes our advice and gets back together with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian will walk down the aisle with Kris Humphries on August 20.

The black tie wedding will take place in Montecito, with the invitation reading: "Kris and Bruce Jenner request the pleasure of your company at the marriage of their daughter Kimberly Kardashian to Kristopher Humphries."

The Kim Kardashian Wedding Invitation

Aren't those crossed Ks adorable?!? What do you think of the invitation?

 

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Really soon!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries only started dating last November, and he just proposed in May, but you can forget about a long engagement.

They're tying the knot Saturday, August 20.

While the pair hasn't confirmed where the ceremony will be or whether E! cameras will film the event, we're 100 percent guaranteeing they will.

A Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic

We suppose a summer wedding makes sense in terms of spinning off their new show and Kris' currently non-existent NBA season, but damn, that was fast!

Details are scarce, but it seems likely that Vera Wang will be designing Kim's dress, as the star has already gone to two appointments at Vera's stores.

What we do know for sure is that Khloe is going all out to embarrass Kim at her the bachelorette party, while Kris Jenner will be calling the shots.

THG will be providing extensive coverage of the big weekend, of course. It should be decadent ... but how long do you think this marriage will last?

 

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With Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries asking guests for a $43 butter spreader, the following report should come as no surprise.

According to OK! Weekly, the nuptials - rumored to take place on Halloween - between this K-loving couple will run a tab of at least $10 million, as a friend tells the magazine “money is no object when it comes to walking down the aisle."

It helps, of course, when a TV network picks up the check.

Kim Kardashian Wedding Cover

Khloe Kardashian has said that her sister's wedding will rival that of Kate Middleton and Prince William, but an insider claims this is an actual likelihood.

“It’s actually not that much of a joke. Kim is seriously determined to have a royal-type extravaganza.”

Sadly, she does have more power in America than William and Kate have in Great Britain.

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Is it possible the April 29 wedding between Kate Middleton and Prince William was merely a warm-up act? Might the world need to brace itself for nuptials that receive even more attention?

Pretty much, Khloe Kardashian says.

"It's going to be royal wedding number two," she told E! News soon after the announcement was made that her sister had agreed to wed NBA forward Kris Humphries. "I could only imagine Kim having the hugest wedding."

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic

The proposal itself was captured on camera and, naturally the ceremony will air on E!; Kourtney admitted this week that her family does "sell our souls" to the network.

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Kim Kardashian is engaged to Kris Humphries.

And far be it for us to wonder if money was a motivation in this love story... but this is a woman who profits from every Tweet she sends. So, just how much might Kim rake in for her impending ceremony?

"They will make millions off it," a source tells Pop Eater. "Kris Humphries might not have known what he was getting into. This wedding is going to happen very much in the public eye."

Kim Kardashian People Magazine Cover

For more on the engagement of the year, pick up the latest issue of People.

The figure could easily break sevent digits when you consider this family earned $65 million in 2010 by just selling off every aspect of their private lives.

Moreover, Kim has made no secret of how gigantic of a deal she plans to make the fact that someone wants to do more than just film himself giving it to her. She told People recently:

"I've always dreamed of a big wedding. I'll probably do something really over-the-top. Super feminine but still really modern, chic and cool, but it has to have a lot of heart, it has to be all about the family."

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