by Free Britney at . Comments

Stop the presses. Kim Kardashian, the Armenian princess of Calabasas, may be moving to the Big Apple. The reason is simple: Kris Humphries is there.

It's not a done deal yet, but she's talking about it.

With Kourtney & Kim Take New York wrapped for the season, her "work" is mostly based in L.A. Still, the allure of her man may draw her back east ...

Kim K. and Kris

Kris Humphries grabs rebounds for the New Jersey Nets with proficiency, much like Kim grabs $10K for shilling for various products on Twitter. It's a good fit.

Apparently, she's still given this some thought, telling sources: "We have the store in New York so it's obvious that a place in New York would be the next step."

LOL. Sure thing, Kim. You didn't even visit the place ON YOUR REALITY SHOW. How much time do you expect us to believe you spend there on a routine basis?

Anyway, that doesn't matter. If she wants to move to New York to be close to her man, that's awesome. Just don't pretend you work, Kim. It's disingenuous.

[Photo: WENN]

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Want an early look at Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries? You won't get it in this week's issue of OK!.

Despite proclamations of a KARDSHIAN EXCLUSIVE and a headline that screams KIM'S DREAM WEDDING, juxtaposed over what appears to be a wedding portrait, the following anonymous quote is the extent of this tabloid's in-depth coverage on this imaginary story:

"Kim falls fast and hard, and this time is no exception. Kris makes her laugh, gives her confidence, makes her smile... Plus, with Kris, things are different. He knew what he was getting himself into, and he says that Kim is everything he expected and more.”

Kim Getting Married?!?

We can only imagine what Kris expected. An empty personality, a giant set of breasts and the world's best marketing team?

Expect these two to get engaged about the same time that Kim's single earns a Grammy nomination.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Scott Disick, he is not.

According to Bruce Jenner, Kim Kardashian has found someone who fits in well with the family. Asked about Kris Humphries at Friday's BBVA Celebrity All Star Game, Jenner told Us Weekly:

"He's a very nice guy. He's been over the house. It's very different for Kim."

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

How different? A friend of Kim's claims she wants to squeeze out a little Kris ASAP.

"Kim really wants to have Kris' baby, and she's told him multiple times," the insider said, echoing a Tweet Kardashian sent out a couple weeks ago that showed a photo of Humphries and read: "I want my son to look like this."

Adds the source: "Her nickname for Kris is 'The Roman' since he's so statuesque. Maybe that's why she wants to have his babies!"

No way. Would Kim Kardashian really be so shallow?!?

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

How serious are things getting between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries? The couple is shopping for high-end video equipment together.

Just kidding.

But insiders do tell E! News that Kim is "moving permanently" to New York City "to be closer to Kris," who is hunting for a new apartment in preparation for his basketball team's move to Brooklyn in two years.

We're very sorry, NYC.

Sources claim Kardashian and Humphries were checking out a high-rise in Chelsea yesterday morning.

"He wants to live with Kim," a friend says of the Nets' power forward.

And why shouldn't he? With Kim in his life, Humphries is averaging career highs in points and rebounds this season. Also, she has very large breasts.

Kris Humphries Biography

Kim K. and Kris Kris Humphries is a power forward for the New Jersey Nets. But that's not why he's included on our website. The Minnesota native started... More »
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