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Perhaps you've heard, but Kim Kardashian married Kanye West this weekend.

No, really! Those kids just up and decided to get married with no fanfare at all.

We kid... a lot. But while we await word on just how much Kim and Kanye spent to tie the knot in Florence (we know how much they earned, approximately: $20 million), let's take a look at some of the most expensive wedding bills in celebrity history.

From athletes to singers to members of British Royalty, brides and grooms from a number of industries have often spared no expense in pledging their love and loyalty to their spouse for eternity.

Or, you know, for 72 days...

Prince William and Kate Middleton
In fairness, $32 million of the $34 million tab went to security. The rest of the money was spent on flowers ($800,000) food ($150,000) and champagne ($60,000), among other details.

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There's a faction among us who might say that people like Michael Sam would ruin the sanctity of marriage should gay marriage be made legal nationwide.

But those people obviously aren't looking at the frequent break-ups taking place in Hollywood. Stars who make it more than a year in a marriage are something of a novelty.

Five years? INCONCEIVABLE! 

Britney Spears married Jason Alexander for a whopping 55 hours; Kim Kardashian was married to Kris Humphries for 72 days before they split (their divorce, however, took 581 days to be finalized). 

The price tag on that fairytale happily-ever-three-months-from-now? Around $10 million dollars. (But her wedding to Kanye West? That's coming in at $30 million.)

INSANITY. And they're not alone. Far from it, in fact.

Take a look at the 13 shortest celebrity marriages ...

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian
A mere 72 days after saying "I do," Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian said "I don't anymore." Their divorce took 581 DAYS!

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It looks like Kim Kardashian is not the only one to somehow pick up the pieces from her 72-day marriage and move on.

Despite a denial from Kris Humphries himself - after photos leaked of him and a woman on a beach in Miami and he claimed she was someone he only met that day - TMZ confirms the power forward DOES have a new girlfriend. Her name is Myla Sinanaj.

Kris Humphries in Beverly Hills

Sinanaj and Humphries have reportedly been dating since January, with the latter providing courtside seats for his new woman and her family to watch him play basketball.

Sources say she the pair met at the fancy New York City hotel where Sinanaj works. We can only assume this hotel does not ever get Internet access.

Or newspaper delivery. Or cable. Or any medium that would identity Humphries as the immature bonehead he has proven himself to be.

No comment so far from anyone in either side of the couple's camp.

UPDATE: Kris and Myla are no longer dating. In fact, she might sue him for defamation because Humphries is going around saying she only slept with him for money and even ran a personal brothel out of her New York hotel.

Talk about an awkward break-up!

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After a surprising weekend trip to Minnesota in which she sought to gain some positive PR and prove she's not defecating on the institution of marriage gain klosure with Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian is back in Los Angeles.

Wearing all black except for a leopard print scarf, Kim sported a dour expression as she walked through the terminal and was whisked off to her secret hideout.

So what came out of her trip to Kris' home state?

Kim and Kris in Vegas

The two met for two hours on Sunday at Humphries' lakefront Minnesota home with Pastor Joel Johnson, who officiated the couple’s August wedding ceremony.

The E! star was then seen making several calls from the home's porch; Pastor Johnson declined to answer reporters questions about how the couple is doing.

Sources klose to the kouple say it's definitely not accurate to call this a rekonciliation, but the door has not been klosed on it, either. So ... that's something.

One source says Kris was "ecstatic" Kim kame to Minnesota and truly wants her back. As for Kim .... she's unsure what will make her the most money she wants.

Kim "wants to make sure she and Kris have closure and talk everything out," according to another source. That and look like she's human and not a phony.

What better way to stay in the news than miraculously "fix" their marriage, right? Or maybe we're just cynical and she really just wants to talk. You tell us:

What do you think's going on here?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It's shocking but true: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce. The former followed the paperwork this morning in Los Angeles, following just over two months of marriage.

With the Twitterverse continuing to explode, Kim has released the following statement:

"After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don't work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best."

Most couples ask the media to be considerate of their privacy at a time like this, but let's be serious: Kris Jenner is likely planning an interview blitz for her daughter as we type.

So, what caused the split? Sources say Kim and Kris could not settle on where to settle down, with Humphries assuming the pair would end up in his native Minnesota, but Kardashian wanting to be closer to Las Vegas red carpets family.

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Apparently, Kris Humphries is not the only one sick of cameras invading his life.

At her 31st birthday party in Las Vegas on Saturday night, Kim Kardashian told People magazine of her two-month marriage: "It's not been ideal because you're newlyweds and you want privacy."

That does sound tough. If only there was something Kim could do about it.

Kim and Kris on Kamera

Kris and Kim's relationship has been a hot topic among supermarket tabloids over the last few weeks, with many believing they are just pretending to be on the rocks because season two of Kourtney and Kim Take New York premieres on November 28.

The show needs a storyline, after all, one a tad more exciting than Kim's wooden personality and Humphries' lack of a basketball career at the moment.

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In one of the not remotely staged clips airing this Monday on the E!'s Kim’s Fairytale Wedding special, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries try to enjoy a casual meal as a couple in this for money love.

But the paparazzi are abundant, making it seriously hard for Kim and Kris to spend quality time with their own cameraman and prompting the NBA power forward to propose a solution:

"Maybe you should just move to Minnesota with me. We could move into my little house on the lake, we could just start popping out babies.”

Of course, Kim doesn't react well to this idea because she'd be leaving her family. No, not Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall and Kylie. The guys from OK! Weekly and In Touch who pay most of her bills...

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While fans and critics debate the beauty of her wedding dress in the States, Kim Kardashian has jetted off to Europe with new husband Kris Humphries.

Multiple sources confirm that the newlyweds landed in Paris this week and then headed to Italy, where a limousine was waiting in Naples to take the couple to a cruise ship. They're expected to hit the waters of the Mediterranean for a week, with stops in towns such as towns of Amalfi and Positano.

Kris and Kim at LAX

With a break from this painful pairing in America, citizens are left to debate topics from their wedding that include:

  • Does our culture need to reassess its values?
  • Why is Kim Kardashian famous again?
  • What K-name will be given to their first child?
  • How awesome is Ray J?!?

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Following his best season as a pro, Kris Humphries is an NBA free agent.

But the same can no longer be said about his personal life... because he's engaged to Kim Kardashian!

The K-themed kouple started dating in December, with rumors of a wedding springing of just a few months later. Now, the cover of People says it all: the pair really will be walking down the aisle.

Kim Kardashian and Fiance

It's official: Ladies and gentlemen, Hardashian!

The question was popped on May 18, as Humphries surprised his woman by spelling out WILL YOU MARRY ME? in rose petals inside her bedroom. He then presented her with a 20.5 carat diamond ring.

"I didn't expect this at all," Kardashian says in the latest issue of People. "I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now."

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Tired of long-distance love, Kim Kardashian plans to move to NYC "by October" to be closer to her beau of five months, NBA star Kris Humphries.

"Kim wants to live in NYC when Kris' season starts again," an insider says, making this the second such report about Kim we've seen in a week.

Of kourse, it's not all about Kris.

"She and Kourtney are probably going to film another season of their E! show [Kourtney & Kim Take New York] anyway, so it just makes sense."

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Photo

Things have gotten SO serious for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, says a pal, that, "This is it for her. I'm certain of an engagement this summer."

Kardashian won't go that far, but did say this: "It's the next normal step! L.A. will always be my home, but it's about time I look in New York too."

Adds a source klose to Kim, who made headlines this week for tangling with Cosmo over its Turkish cover: "She's already in NYC much more now."

In other couple news, Scarlett Johansson is reportedly moving in with Sean Penn after just a few months! Hey, when the time's right, it's right.

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