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Myla Sinanaj has gone from pregnant to virginal in just over a week. Sort of.

Days after reports stated the ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries was pregnant with the NBA player's baby, Myla now says she was never pregnant - and never Humphries girlfriend!

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"We're just friends," Sinanaj said today on Kidd Kraddick In The Morning, responding to a question of whether she ever had sex with Humphries by citing his legally married status and adding:

"No, I don't do that type of thing."

It was just a few weeks ago, of course, where Myla was supposedly threatening to expose Humphries as a liar who talked incessantly about Kim Kardashian and was pondering a lawsuit against him for defaming a character.

What has changed since? Why the entirely different story? We don't want to say the only answer is money.

But the only real answer is money.

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Myla Sinanaj has made it as clear as she can: the ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries is NOT pregnant after all.

Following days' worth of rumors, the total nut job NYC hotel employee Tweeted a photo of herself on Monday without a baby bump.

She then followed that evidence up with an even more straightforward quote to AllWestEverything.com, writing to that site: I'm not pregnant.

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In her first public comments since becoming a certified Z-lister, Sinanaj added that she is NOT signing any non-disclosure agreements, but she also will NOT be speaking out about Humphries' divorce from Kim Kardashian.

Nor is she suing Kris for comments he made about her running a brothel out of her hotel room.

"I dropped my law suit because after things got out of hand me and kris realized our friendship was bigger than the BS I never cared," Myla writes, adding: "Smh I’m portrayed as a crazy gold digger booty call and he’s a bad guy...

"... he’s a GOOD guy and so many people don’t know that because he’s so negatively portrayed but I knw who he is and that’s why I trust him and dropped everything with no settlement."

Well, we're sold. These two are clearly meant for each other.

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In a word: phew. It doesn't appear as if the world will be subjected to a Kris Humphries offspring after all.

Days after word leaked out that Myla Sinanaj was pregnant with this professional baller's baby, Sinanaj herself has come out and seemingly shot down these rumors. She posted the following photo to Twitter yesterday, along with the caption:

Loook No Babyy bump!

Myla Sinanaj Twitter Photo

It doesn't get much clearer than that.

Previous reports claimed Myla was knocked up and prepared to forgive Kris for all his alleged sins. She was/is reportedly on the verge of signing a non-disclosure that would force her to remain mum regarding anything Humphries told her about Kim Kardashian.

She even supposedly told friends that she and Humphries might get back together.

Now... who the heck knows? Nothing is for certain when it comes to Myla Sinanaj. Except this: Kris Humphries really know how to pick them.

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Might the Myla Sinanaj and Kris Humphries love story actually have a happy ending?

Following weeks of contentious exchanges - which included Myla Sinanaj being subpoenaed to testify in her ex-boyfriend's divorce battle with Kim Kardashian, and also threatening to sue Kris for defamation of character - TMZ now reports the busty brunette actually wants to get back together with Humphries.

She is pregnant his baby after all.

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Sources tell TMZ that Sinanaj has forgone plans to sue Humphries AND agreed to sign a confidentiality agreement that forces her to keep quiet about whatever Kris told her during their relationship.

Perhaps Humphries offered her a chunk of whatever settlement he receives from his official Kardashian split?

Myla even believes there's a "good chance" she and Humphries will date again in the near future.

Who says love is dead, people? We'll update this story with whatever ridiculous development goes down next.

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In a sworn deposition late last month, as part of his divorce battle against Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries claimed he was always only friends with Myla Sinanaj.

But if that really was the case, it's very clear now: they were friends with benefits... because MYLA SINANAJ IS PREGNANT!!!

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TMZ insiders closely associated with the New York City hotel employee tell the site that Sinanaj is three months along and Humphries is definitely the father. Forehead, meet palm.

Sinanaj allegedly started dating Humphries in January, only Kris has denied the relationship because he's trying to negate his prenup with Kardashian under the premise that he was left broken-hearted by a duplicitous reality star solely seeking a ratings bump.

It's sort of hard to argue that point when you knocked up a girlfriend within months of your split, isn't it?

Myla is also accused of blackmailing Humphries with information he shared with her about his marriage to Kim.

The Sinanaj source adds that Myla has every intention of carrying the pregnancy to term and does not want Humphries involved in the child's life. Oh, right, and then there's this: she hasn't even told him yet!

Surprise, Kris Humphries!

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Kris Humphries was deposed by Kim Kardashian's legal team yesterday, as the divorce case between this former couple hopefully nears an end.

Under oath, the power forward reportedly swore that he never actually dated Myla Sinanaj, a NYC hotel employee who has suddenly become a key player because Kardashian believes Kris' relationship with her shoots down his case of supposed heartbreak.

TMZ insiders say Kris told lawyers that he and Myla were only friends and he never revealed anything specific about Kim to her.

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Other sources contradict this claim, however, with one alleging that Humphries opened up to Sinanaj about Kanye West and his suspicions that the rapper was getting it on with Kardashian.

Humphries is basing his case for more money from Kim on the accusation that she defrauded him into marriage and never had any intention of making the union work. But he offered no evidence for this assertion during his deposition, witnesses tell TMZ.

Up next, or in the near future, Sinanaj will answer questions, while Reggie Bush may even be dragged into this ridiculous mess.

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While the Kim Kardashian/Kanye West relationship may have come out of nowhere to most of the tabloid-reading public, Kris Humphries was reportedly convinced something was up between these two as far back as last summer.

How come? Because Kanye, despite being described as a "close family friend" by Kris Jenner last year, was NOT invited to Kris and Kim's ratings-based August wedding.

According to TMZ sources, Humphries openly wondered why this was the case, expressing suspicion to Myla Sinanaj during their time as a couple earlier this year.

Sinanaj has suddenly become an important player in the ongoing divorce battle between Kris and Kim, with the latter's attorney's summoning her to a deposition in order to spill details on her relationship with Humphries.

The latest report claims Kris told his former gal pal that he "felt played" by Kardashian and that Myla and Kris were actually together when the latter first heard Kanye admit to loving Kim via rap song.

Humphries was allegedly "visibly upset" when he heard the track.

That's how we feel every time we read a story about these terrible people.

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Kim Kardashian may be krushing on Kanye West, but she's far from finished with the past loves of her irritating life.

Insiders tell Radar Online that Kris Humphries and his legal team are "gathering information" from this reality star's ex-lovers - in particular Reggie Bush - and considering whether or not to subpoena them as part of Kris and Kim's ongoing divorce battle.

What information could Bush possibly provide in a deposition? Some kind of proof, Humphries hopes, that Kardashian is insincere in relationships and always seeking fame and fortune above romance.

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Kardashian's lawyer, meanwhile, is taking a similar approach.

He is requiring Myla Sinanaj to appear in court at a later date in order to reveal details of her time dating the NBA power forward.

How has Kris fired back? By claiming Kris Jenner orchestrated the Kim Kardashian sex tape and that this is an example of how the family plots and schemes in every circumstance, manipulating situations and feelings to fit their marketing agenda.

We wouldn't make any long-term plans out of the country, Ray J. You're clearly next.

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What Kris Humphries told ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj about the Ray J/Kim Kardashian sex tape might actually play a role in this former couple's divorce settlement.

How so? You see...

According to TMZ insiders, Humphries told Sinanaj during their time together that Kris Jenner played a major role in arranging her daughter's videotaped banging of Ray J.

Kris allegedly told Myla that Jenner set the tape up and even asked Kim to film it twice because she wasn't satisfied with the original.

This is a lie, the Kardashians claim, and it's one of many that Humphries shared with Sinanaj. The family's attorney has subpoenaed Sinanaj because Humphries reportedly also told his girlfriend at the time that he was anxious to divorce Kim; that Myla was his true love; and that he had "moved on" from the reality star.

If these comments were actually made, they would be damaging to Humphries assertion - which he is taking to court in the hopes of squeezing extra money out of Kardashian - that he was left heartbroken by a fraudulent marriage.

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Kim Kardashian has served Myla Sinanaj with a subpoena. There's a sentence we didn't see ourselves writing a few weeks ago.

The large-busted New York City hotel employee finds herself in the news because she dated Kris Humphries for a few months... then was accused of blackmailing the basketball player in exchange for her silence... then threatened to sue her ex for tarnishing her name... then apparently left at least one voicemail in which she did threaten to expose his lies.

You know, basic relationship Kris Humphries relationship stuff.

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Now, with Humphries dragging out his divorce from Kardashian because he believes she defrauded him into marriage and that should cancel out their prenuptial agreement (i.e. make Kris a lot of bank!), Kim is requiring Sinanaj to actually testify in court.

Sources tell TMZ that Kardashian's lawyers are curious about texts, emails and conversations between Kris and Myla that might negatively affect Humphries' claims about how he was duped into a 72-day union.

Myla's lawyer, Joe Tacopina, says his client will comply with the subpoena.

This is all utterly ridiculous.

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