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Myla Sinanaj thinks Kim Kardashian is a cruel bitch.

But the random brunette has no harsh things to say about Kris Humphries, as evidenced today when she was deposed by Kardashian's attorney as part of that estranged's couples ongoing divorce battle.

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Insiders tell TMZ that Sinanaj testified to the following under oath:

  • She never dated Humphries.
  • She was never pregnant with his child.
  • She has never received any money from him.

Did she ever have sex with the power forward? Myla's lawyer reportedly told his client not to answer that question.

Sinanaj also said she never considered a lawsuit against Humphries for telling the FBI she made efforts to blackmail him. Which is all well and good… except she did. Attorney Joe Tacopina drafted a 26-page defamation suit on her behalf.

It also came out during the deposition that Myla no longer works at the hotel where she and Kris met earlier this year. We have no idea why not. She's clearly a model employee and human being.

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The parents of Kris Humphries have filed for divorce.

And, for the sake of everyone around them, let's hope the couple handles its split a tad better than their son and Kim Kardashian.

Debra Humphries and Kris Humphries

With the New Jersey Nets power forward still battling his estranged wife in court, TMZ confirms that Debra Humphries (above) submitted the proper legal forms against husband William a couple weeks ago.

The latter owns a handful of Five Guys Burgers and Fries restaurants throughout Minnesota, meaning a lot of money may be at stake and this fight may also get ugly.

Still, until ex-girlfriends are subpeoned and former sex tapes referenced, Debra and William have a long way to go to match their son's ridiculousness.


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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries may never get divorced.

The former couple continued to battle in court yesterday, with all signs pointing to Humphries' legal team dragging out these proceedings for as long as possible in an attempt to prove Kim somehow defrauded him into marrying her... or to simply irritate the heck out of his estranged wife.

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Kardashian, meanwhile, is allegedly telling friends she just wants her divorce finalized - NOT because she wants to marry Kanye West, but because Kris is a "cancer" she just wants to be rid of.

"Kris is the first person I ever had to break-up with and that f-cked with my emotions," Kim is supposedly telling friends, according to TMZ, going into detail about the pair's experience filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians together:

"He told our producers he would destroy my career and me if the show wasn't edited right."

But that strategy will "backfire" on Humphries, Kardashian says, if he keeps claiming she was to blame for their marriage falling apart.

She cites unaired footage from the E! series that is still out there and which depicts Kris as a "manipulative, vindictive, petty, fame-hungry jerk."

And, we can only presume Kim added, no way I'll let him beat me at my own game!

Whose side are you on in this divorce battle?


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As a dig at Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian appears in a new Kanye West music video just as her current boyfriend is slamming her estranged husband.

Following events today in court, however, the reality star may need to come up with more overt ways to bash the heck out of this professional baller.

Attorneys for both sides of this failed marriage - Laura Wasser for Kim and Marshall Waller for Kris - appeared before Judge Stephen Moloney in L.A. Superior Court.

The goal? To essentially figure out why the heck a 72-day marriage with a prenuptial agreement is taking so long to legally destroy.

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The answer, according to Waller, is that he simply needs time to collect the evidence that will supposedly prove Kardashian defrauded his client into marriage. And Kardashian's lawyer isn't really helping him gather what he needs to.

"I don't want to use the word uncooperative, but they are not making the process easier," Waller told the judge, adding that he plans to depose 33 witnesses and has so far been unsuccessful in obtaining Kris Jenner's business records.

He said it could take four more months to collect all the discovery he desires.

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His personal life may be a ridiculous mess, but Kris Humphries just got his professional world in order:

ESPN reports that the ex-husband of Kim Kardashian has signed a two-year, $24 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets. The 27-year-old power forward averaged career-highs of 13.8 points and 11.0 rebounds per game with that club last season.

Kris Humphries on the Nets

Does the rich new deal mean Humphries will finally relent in his divorce proceedings, signing his name on the dotted line and legally ending his relationship with Kardashian?

It doesn't seem likely.

In the latest development surrounding that bizarre case, Myla Sinanaj has addressed Kim and told her to keep her out of the former couple's beef.

One thing is certain: Humphries will be crashing the boards in Brooklyn, and receiving many more boos on the road, throughout 2012-2013.

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Myla Sinanaj has gone from pregnant to virginal in just over a week. Sort of.

Days after reports stated the ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries was pregnant with the NBA player's baby, Myla now says she was never pregnant - and never Humphries girlfriend!

Myla Sinanaj Image

"We're just friends," Sinanaj said today on Kidd Kraddick In The Morning, responding to a question of whether she ever had sex with Humphries by citing his legally married status and adding:

"No, I don't do that type of thing."

It was just a few weeks ago, of course, where Myla was supposedly threatening to expose Humphries as a liar who talked incessantly about Kim Kardashian and was pondering a lawsuit against him for defaming a character.

What has changed since? Why the entirely different story? We don't want to say the only answer is money.

But the only real answer is money.

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Myla Sinanaj has made it as clear as she can: the ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries is NOT pregnant after all.

Following days' worth of rumors, the total nut job NYC hotel employee Tweeted a photo of herself on Monday without a baby bump.

She then followed that evidence up with an even more straightforward quote to, writing to that site: I'm not pregnant.

Myla Sinanaj Photograph

In her first public comments since becoming a certified Z-lister, Sinanaj added that she is NOT signing any non-disclosure agreements, but she also will NOT be speaking out about Humphries' divorce from Kim Kardashian.

Nor is she suing Kris for comments he made about her running a brothel out of her hotel room.

"I dropped my law suit because after things got out of hand me and kris realized our friendship was bigger than the BS I never cared," Myla writes, adding: "Smh I’m portrayed as a crazy gold digger booty call and he’s a bad guy...

"... he’s a GOOD guy and so many people don’t know that because he’s so negatively portrayed but I knw who he is and that’s why I trust him and dropped everything with no settlement."

Well, we're sold. These two are clearly meant for each other.

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In a word: phew. It doesn't appear as if the world will be subjected to a Kris Humphries offspring after all.

Days after word leaked out that Myla Sinanaj was pregnant with this professional baller's baby, Sinanaj herself has come out and seemingly shot down these rumors. She posted the following photo to Twitter yesterday, along with the caption:

Loook No Babyy bump!

Myla Sinanaj Twitter Photo

It doesn't get much clearer than that.

Previous reports claimed Myla was knocked up and prepared to forgive Kris for all his alleged sins. She was/is reportedly on the verge of signing a non-disclosure that would force her to remain mum regarding anything Humphries told her about Kim Kardashian.

She even supposedly told friends that she and Humphries might get back together.

Now... who the heck knows? Nothing is for certain when it comes to Myla Sinanaj. Except this: Kris Humphries really know how to pick them.

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Might the Myla Sinanaj and Kris Humphries love story actually have a happy ending?

Following weeks of contentious exchanges - which included Myla Sinanaj being subpoenaed to testify in her ex-boyfriend's divorce battle with Kim Kardashian, and also threatening to sue Kris for defamation of character - TMZ now reports the busty brunette actually wants to get back together with Humphries.

She is pregnant his baby after all.

Myla Sinanaj Pic

Sources tell TMZ that Sinanaj has forgone plans to sue Humphries AND agreed to sign a confidentiality agreement that forces her to keep quiet about whatever Kris told her during their relationship.

Perhaps Humphries offered her a chunk of whatever settlement he receives from his official Kardashian split?

Myla even believes there's a "good chance" she and Humphries will date again in the near future.

Who says love is dead, people? We'll update this story with whatever ridiculous development goes down next.

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In a sworn deposition late last month, as part of his divorce battle against Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries claimed he was always only friends with Myla Sinanaj.

But if that really was the case, it's very clear now: they were friends with benefits... because MYLA SINANAJ IS PREGNANT!!!

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TMZ insiders closely associated with the New York City hotel employee tell the site that Sinanaj is three months along and Humphries is definitely the father. Forehead, meet palm.

Sinanaj allegedly started dating Humphries in January, only Kris has denied the relationship because he's trying to negate his prenup with Kardashian under the premise that he was left broken-hearted by a duplicitous reality star solely seeking a ratings bump.

It's sort of hard to argue that point when you knocked up a girlfriend within months of your split, isn't it?

Myla is also accused of blackmailing Humphries with information he shared with her about his marriage to Kim.

The Sinanaj source adds that Myla has every intention of carrying the pregnancy to term and does not want Humphries involved in the child's life. Oh, right, and then there's this: she hasn't even told him yet!

Surprise, Kris Humphries!

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