His personal life may be a ridiculous mess, but Kris Humphries just got his professional world in order:

ESPN reports that the ex-husband of Kim Kardashian has signed a two-year, $24 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets. The 27-year-old power forward averaged career-highs of 13.8 points and 11.0 rebounds per game with that club last season.

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In a word: phew. It doesn't appear as if the world will be subjected to a Kris Humphries offspring after all.

Days after word leaked out that Myla Sinanaj was pregnant with this professional baller's baby, Sinanaj herself has come out and seemingly shot down these rumors. She posted the following photo to Twitter yesterday, along with the caption:

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Kim K. and Kris Kris Humphries is a power forward for the New Jersey Nets. But that's not why he's included on our website. The Minnesota native started... More »
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