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It's his birthday, and he'll whine if he wants to.

In new court documents filed Tuesday, Kris Humphries brings up the Kim Kardashian baby in the room and wonders why his wife's pregnancy should play any factor at all in this ex-couple's ongoing divorce battle.

Claiming his client should not be pressured to speed up the process, Marshall Waller writes:

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"What is really going on here is that an 'urgency' in the form of an apparently unplanned pregnancy, something [Humphries] had nothing to do with, is perceived by [Kim] as an opportunity to gain a litigation advantage by trying to force this court to prematurely set this matter for trial."

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Khloe Kardashian, unsurprisingly, had some harsh words for Kris Humphries in an interview with Andy Cohen, Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night.

"It just needs to get over already!" Khloe said of Kris' legal dispute with Kim Kardashian, who he's somehow still married to despite splitting 16 months ago.

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The Hump is seeking to have the 2011 marriage annulled, claiming he was defrauded; Kim Kardashian just wants to get a divorce and call it a day.

"He's, in my opinion, delusional," Khloe sniped.

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Will the Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian divorce drama ever end?

Our irritated readers are not the only ones who want an answer to this question.

According to Radar Online, the family of the Brooklyn Nets power forward would also like to remove Kim from their lives.

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“Kris’ family finds the entire matter really annoying because they’re tired of the negative attention and don’t want to be tied to Kim at all anymore,” an insider alleges. “They just want it to be over.”

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Stop us if you've heard this before: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are at odds with each other.

Insiders tell TMZ that Kim is fed up with Humphries' dragging out their divorce case and now she's demanding the Brooklyn Nets' power forward foot her entire legal bill.

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Kardashian believes Humphries is delaying the former couple's official split because he's both greedy and attention-starved - and he's costing her serious moolah in the process.

The reality star's attorney fees reportedly hover around $250,000.

Fortunately, the case will go before a judge next month and may finally be settled at that time.

In the meantime, Kim will need to get by with $65,000 gifts from her baby daddy. It's a wonder she can survive.

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The Brooklyn Nets defeated the New York Knicks last night, with Kris Humphries coming off the bench for 11 points and a team-high 13 rebounds.

But afterward, attention was less on points in the paint and more on Kim Kardashian. Naturally.

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After receiving taunts from the Madison Square Garden crowd all game, Humphries tried to get the final say after the contest, telling reporters:

“They were harassing me when I was going in and out of the tunnel. But after, I asked them, ‘Why’s everyone so quiet?’"

He then followed that statement up on Twitter with: “the Garden got really quiet on the way out!”

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Turns out, Kim Kardashian isn't the only person who finds Kris Humphries gross these days.

Walking off the court near the end of his team's victory over the Thunder on Wednesday, Humphries stopped to slap five with a fan in Oklahoma City...

... who immediately regretted the interaction, give the amount of sweat pouring off the power forward's body. Watch the following video now for her HILARIOUS reaction:

Still no word from Humphries regarding the Kim Kardashian baby news, but, hey, at least Kris is back to making headlines again!

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Kim Kardashian is no longer the only person who thinks Kris Humphries sucks.

The Brooklyn Nets power forward, who had been a fixture in his team's starting lineup for most of the season, was benched last night in the squad's 95-92 win over Philadelphia.

It was the first Did Not Play - Coach's Decision of Humphries' Nets' career.

Kris Humphries in Brooklyn

"Anybody wants to start and play as much as possible, so you are obviously frustrated," Kris told the press in response to his lack of playing time. "But it's about more than one player."

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On the basketball court, Kris Humphries is a rather one-dimension player. The man can rebound and that's about it.

But it turns out this ex-husband of Kim Kardashian is extremely versatile in real life.

He can solve the Greek debt crisis. He makes amazing spaghetti sauce. Oh, and he's about to save the world from an asteroid, per the President's request.

Watch Kris explain his various talents in this Funny or Die video:

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