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Kim Kardashian is no longer the only person who thinks Kris Humphries sucks.

The Brooklyn Nets power forward, who had been a fixture in his team's starting lineup for most of the season, was benched last night in the squad's 95-92 win over Philadelphia.

It was the first Did Not Play - Coach's Decision of Humphries' Nets' career.

Kris Humphries in Brooklyn

"Anybody wants to start and play as much as possible, so you are obviously frustrated," Kris told the press in response to his lack of playing time. "But it's about more than one player."

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On the basketball court, Kris Humphries is a rather one-dimension player. The man can rebound and that's about it.

But it turns out this ex-husband of Kim Kardashian is extremely versatile in real life.

He can solve the Greek debt crisis. He makes amazing spaghetti sauce. Oh, and he's about to save the world from an asteroid, per the President's request.

Watch Kris explain his various talents in this Funny or Die video:

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As the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries divorce case continues to drag on... and on... and on... a source tells In Touch Weekly that the reality star is considering legal action against the NBA power forward.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian Together

“She has instructed her lawyer, Laura Wasser, to give Kris and his lawyers an ultimatum: Settle now or she will sue,” a friend claims to the tabloid, adding of potential attorney fees if Kardashian goes through with this threat: 

"[They] could cost Kris millions.”

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For reasons that defy comprehension, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries remain married.

Lawyers for both halves of this estranged couple met in court yesterday, with Kim's representative complaining that her client is "handcuffed" to Humphries - and not in the usual Kim Kardashian way!

So... what the heck is the hold-up here?

  • Kim Kardashian in Fur
  • Moronic Kris Humphries

"Kris is adamant that he wants the [engagement] ring back," a source tells Radar Online. "And it's becoming a real sticking point between his and Kim's attorneys...

"Kris contends that the marriage was a total sham and that Kim only wed him for publicity so therefore she has no right to keep such an expensive gift."

The gift in question cost around $2 million and is 20.5 carats in size.

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Kris Humphries and Rajon Rondo did their best impressions of Gabriel Aubry and Olivier Martinez last night.

The New Jersey Nets power forward and Boston Celtics point guard got into a major brawl after Rondo shoved Humphries in retaliation for his hard foul on Kevin Garnett.

The fight then broke into the stands and both players were eventually ejected, with Kris Tweeting after the game: "Anyone know where I can get a quick Tetanus shot in Boston?"

He's just so hilarious, isn't he? How did you ever dump this man, Kim Kardashian?

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The Kim Kardashian divorce case may have reached a tipping point today.

First, Kanye West was actually deposed by an attorney for Kris Humphries, who asked the rapper... God only knows what about his relationship with Kardashian and how it has any bearing on her desire to ditch Humphries.

Kanye West with Kim

Then, Kim's lawyer - Laura Wasser - went off on the entire debacle, telling a Los Angeles County judge that her client is "handcuffed to Mr. Humphries... These delays are forcing her to be married. She wants to dissolve her marriage so she can move on with her life."

Aside from supplying readers with the easiest punchline ever, she makes a good point. Kris signed a prenuptial agreement. What is the hold-up here?!?

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It's been far too long since we've written about Kris Humphries and Myla Sinanaj.

But Hollywood Life sources say the on-again-off-again-blackmailing-occasionally couple is once again back at it, with an expensive twist:

Sinanaj has new breasts... bankrolled by Humphries!

Kris Humphries is a Tool

“Kris paid for Myla’s boob job because he’s trying to turn her into Kim Kardashian," this friend claims. "No one knows she got a boob job, but she went from a B cup to a D cup.”

See the evidence for yourself in this Myla Sinanaj bikini photo.

NOTE: No, Kris and Kim are somehow still not divorced. You can go back to not caring now.

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by Free Britney at

Happy Thanksgiving to all from The Hollywood Gossip!

What would this holiday be without family, food, football and reflection upon the things we appreciate most ... in the case of THG, that means turkeys of a different sort.

On this 22nd of November, we're paying tribute to stars we had the honor and the burden of covering in 2012. We are talking fowl individuals here ... real bird brains.

Without further ado, THG's Top 10 Turkeys of 2012 ...

Spencer Pratt is a Turkey

Who will win the Sixth Annual Spencer Pratt Thanksgiving Turkey Award!?

10. Mitt Romney and Courtney Stodden (tie). One's a relentless fame whore married to a man three times her age. The other cost himself a good shot at the presidency thanks to 47 percent-style gaffes and never deciding what kind of candidate he felt like being. Really, we just wanted to make web history with the first-ever use of Mitt Romney and Courtney Stodden in the same sentence.

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In honor of the 2012 presidential debates, which kick off this evening in Denver, THG decided to take a look five celebrity debates we'd like to see.

Forget Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Tell us who would win debates between ...

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  • Amanda Bynes Outside Jail

Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes

These two have a lot in common - former child stars now best known for erratic behavior and legal woes - as well as strong opinions about each other.

Who would win this debate? Vote!

 

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According to a new report, friends of Kris Humphries are pissed that the New Jersey Nets power forward has been secretly dating Myla Sinanaj for months... and we know what you're thinking:

Kris Humphries has friends?!?

Apparently. And TMZ says those close to the former reality star simply cannot believe he's been lying to them about his romantic interludes, which include at least two nights spent this week with Sinanaj.

Kris Humphries in Plaid

Humphries allegedly told pals he was done with Myla, considering he stuck the FBI on her a couple months ago after she supposedly tried to extort him by threatening to reveal details of his divorce from Kim Kardashian.

Confronted about his rekindled relationship with Sinanaj - if it even ended in the first place, that is - by loved ones, Kris reportedly ignored the question and changed the subject.

Seems like the sort of immature response we'd expect from Humphries, really. We can totally understand what you see in him, Myla.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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