by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Our national nightmare will not end for at least another three months.

The day after Kris Humphries' lawyer peaced out on his client and also trashed Humphries for claiming he can annul his marriage to Kim Kardashian, a judge has set a trial date for this pair to finally hash it all out.

They will meet in court on May 6.

Kim Kardashian Pregnant Image

Kardashian's attorney fought for a date next month, but nothing was available until well into the spring.

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Kris Humphries is nothing but an attention-starved liar who doesn't care one iota about the Kim Kardashian divorce case.

So says Laura Wasser in new court documents, as Kim's attorney claims Humphries isn't dragging out his legal battle with her client because he actually cares about the result of their relationship.

He's doing so to "blow the lid off reality television."

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Wasser asserts that Kris and his lawyers are looking to "expose" Keeping Up with the Kardashians as a scripted farce unless they receive a major payday.

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Kris Humphries may be dragging out his divorce from Kim Kardashian, but the Brooklyn Nets are reportedly on the verge of splitting from the rebounding power forward.

Kris Humphries in Brooklyn

ESPN's Chris Broussard reports that the Nets are on the verge of dealing Humphries to the Charlotte Bobcats, receiving shooting guard Ben Gordan in return as the principal player in the deal.

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Like a power forward who finds his way down to the post and gains solid position on his opponent... Kris Humphries is not budging.

Despite Kim Kardashian divorce demands and complaints now actually involving her unborn child - Kim says stress from Kris is threatening the fetus - a source tells People that Humphries has not changed his stance.

Lonely Kris Humphries

"Kris only wants an annulment," an insider tells the magazibe. "He never wanted to be married more than once and he feels like she cheated him out of the chance to have a real, loving marriage."

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It is officially on between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. For real this time.

Not long after Humphries' lawyer questioned why Kim's pregnancy should play any role in her divorce case against his client, Kardashian has gone on the offensive against the Nets power forward.

Pregnant Kim Kardashian Pic

In a declaration filed today, Kim says that Humphries isn't simply irritating her by dragging his legal feet… he's putting the "health and well-being of my unborn child" at risk.

This assertion follows the claim that Kardashian has been experiencing severe pregnancy pains as a result of divorce-related stress.

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It's his birthday, and he'll whine if he wants to.

In new court documents filed Tuesday, Kris Humphries brings up the Kim Kardashian baby in the room and wonders why his wife's pregnancy should play any factor at all in this ex-couple's ongoing divorce battle.

Claiming his client should not be pressured to speed up the process, Marshall Waller writes:

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"What is really going on here is that an 'urgency' in the form of an apparently unplanned pregnancy, something [Humphries] had nothing to do with, is perceived by [Kim] as an opportunity to gain a litigation advantage by trying to force this court to prematurely set this matter for trial."

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Khloe Kardashian, unsurprisingly, had some harsh words for Kris Humphries in an interview with Andy Cohen, Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night.

"It just needs to get over already!" Khloe said of Kris' legal dispute with Kim Kardashian, who he's somehow still married to despite splitting 16 months ago.

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The Hump is seeking to have the 2011 marriage annulled, claiming he was defrauded; Kim Kardashian just wants to get a divorce and call it a day.

"He's, in my opinion, delusional," Khloe sniped.

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