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Kim Kardashian is really a business woman at heart.

Therefore, it makes sense that she'd wish to protect her empire and ask fiance Kris Humphries to sign a prenuptial agreement. Friends say that's exactly what the couple is in the process of negotiating.

Kim and Kris Times Two

Humphries is coming off his best year as a professional basketball player (he averaged a double-double!), but it's unlikely that any contract he signs as a free agent will trump the fortune Kardashian rakes in each year.

She easily clears seven figures, making us wonder why we spend so much time bashing her instead of just writing Tweeting and selling out at every turn. We're in the wrong profession.

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Awww and/or Barf Alert: the first photo of Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian from the night they got engaged has surfaced online.

Khloe Kardashian posted a series of pictures from the evening when E! cameras just happened to be on hand, as the Nets power forward totally, utterly, completely shocked his girlfriend with a 20.5 carat ring.

What does money-grabbing happiness look like? Take a look below. You can practically see the dollar signs floating in their hands, can't you?

Engagement Night!

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Nothing says Surprising Romantic Gesture like a proposal captured on reality TV camera.

In the latest trailer for season six of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we see drama unfold between Kourtney and Scott (he's drinking again?!?) and Kris/Bruce Jenner (she wants to change her last name?!?).

But the real, totally unplanned and unscripted excitement occurs at the very end of this preview. Listen closely and you'll hear Kris Humphries utter the four words that every attention-hungry, money-ravenous, talentless celebrity yearns to hear: Will you marry me?

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We know it will be huge, possibly even rivaling the recent royal nuptials. But when will the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries wedding take place?

We may now have a better idea, as sources tell Life & Style that Kim and Kris will walk down the aisle this summer.

"The wedding is going to be at the end of July or the beginning of August," an insider tells the tabloid. "The reason they're rushing it is because they want to do it before the basketball season starts again, so that they have time to have a romantic honeymoon!"

Kardashians Kover

Another friend says Kim wants a "traditional" ceremony, which could be interesting to see combined with the countless E! cameras that will be on hand for it.

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With her mother's approval, and with the celebrity gossip world talking about her like never before, Kim Kardashian officially debuted her engagement and her fiance in Monaco last night.

The reality star and Kris Humphries attended the Amber Fashion Show at the Meridien Beach Plaza hotel in Monte Carlo yesterday, the sort of event Kris had likely never even heard of before hooking up with Kim.

In Monaco

As you can see, the couple were seated at table number-23. Which is appropriate. That's the number of millions this wedding special could rake in for the family.

How long do you think this union will last?

 

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Consider this part five in what it sure to be our never-ending, nauseating series: The Day in Kim Kardashian Wedding News.

Today, we bring you word from the mother of the soon-to-be-bride, as Kris Jenner tells People her daughter and Kris Humphries very much have her blessing to wed.

"He is so amazing and sweet and after spending time with him I came to realize he was such an important part of the family," Kris says about Kris.

  • Kris Humphries Image
  • Kris Jenner Pic

Who could not love this face?

Kris adds that she has never seen her oldest so happy, summing up the engaged couple as follows:

"It's hard to let someone in to such a crazy, big, dynamic family and have someone hold their own. Kris does. And he allows Kim to be who she is. She is such an amazing person with such a big heart and she's such a romantic and he's exactly the same way. They're cute together."

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Is it possible the April 29 wedding between Kate Middleton and Prince William was merely a warm-up act? Might the world need to brace itself for nuptials that receive even more attention?

Pretty much, Khloe Kardashian says.

"It's going to be royal wedding number two," she told E! News soon after the announcement was made that her sister had agreed to wed NBA forward Kris Humphries. "I could only imagine Kim having the hugest wedding."

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic

The proposal itself was captured on camera and, naturally the ceremony will air on E!; Kourtney admitted this week that her family does "sell our souls" to the network.

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Kim Kardashian will never be confused with a rocket scientist. Or even George W. Bush for that matter.

But we're sincerely concerned about the intelligence of this newly-engaged reality star, considering she told People magazine she was "in shock" when Kris Humphries proposed on May 18 because "I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now."

We can't help but wonder: didn't she see the camera crew when she walked in?

Kris and Kim

Indeed, sources confirm to The Hollywood Reporter that Kris and Kim's big moment will be featured on the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Every moment of the supposedly spontaneous event was filmed for reality TV.

We'll give you a moment to recover from that shock...

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It's the major gossip story of the day: Kim Kardashian has agreed to marry Kris Humphries.

We know what three things the latter sees in the former - two are in the chest region and the other resides in her bank account - but why is Kim marrying this New Jersey News power forward?

GQ offers up a few sexy answers in its latest issue. To wit:

  • Kris Humphries in GQ
  • Kris Humphries Shirtless

The 26-year-old fiance of Kim Kardashian, and future reality star, models clothing by Stone Island at Bloomingdale’s and glasses by Dolce & Gabbana in the issue that features Alexander Skarsgard on the front.

Drool over him now and then sound off: How long will his marriage to Kim last?

 

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Kim Kardashian is engaged to Kris Humphries.

And far be it for us to wonder if money was a motivation in this love story... but this is a woman who profits from every Tweet she sends. So, just how much might Kim rake in for her impending ceremony?

"They will make millions off it," a source tells Pop Eater. "Kris Humphries might not have known what he was getting into. This wedding is going to happen very much in the public eye."

Kim Kardashian People Magazine Cover

For more on the engagement of the year, pick up the latest issue of People.

The figure could easily break sevent digits when you consider this family earned $65 million in 2010 by just selling off every aspect of their private lives.

Moreover, Kim has made no secret of how gigantic of a deal she plans to make the fact that someone wants to do more than just film himself giving it to her. She told People recently:

"I've always dreamed of a big wedding. I'll probably do something really over-the-top. Super feminine but still really modern, chic and cool, but it has to have a lot of heart, it has to be all about the family."

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