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Kris Humphries has booked a role on The Mindy Project Season 2.

But while the power forward may not be adverse to appearing again on the small screen, a new report makes it very clear: he's done with reality television.

Kris and Kim Picture

On Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim Kardashian said she wanted to have one final Skype chat with her ex after their divorce was finalized.

She allegedly wanted to tell Kris she really did love him at one point.

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Move over, Kim Kardashian. Your ex is also about to make a splash on the small screen.

Only instead of getting naked and taking it from Ray J, Kris Humphries will be making a guest-starring appearance on an episode of The Mindy Project Season 2.

According to TV Guide, the Boston Celtics power forward will play himself.

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Sorry, Boston. Kris Humphries is your problem now.

In the biggest trade of a crazy NBA Draft, the ex-husband of Kim Kardashian was dealt to the Celtics as part of a Brooklyn Nets package that also includes Gerald Wallace and three future picks.

In exchange? The Nets picked up future Hall of Famers Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett.

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For some strange reason, Kris Humphries was invited to the Man of Steel premiere in New York City last night.

But the occasion did at least give Humphries a chance to speak out for the first time since finalizing his divorce from Kim Kardashian.

"I'm happy," said the overpaid power forward. I've got a big smile on my face."

It's true: for Kris Humphries, this qualifies as a big smile.

Kris Humphries at Man of Steel Premiere

The irritating ex-reality star also talked about lessons learned from his 72-day marriage ("You can't force a love life") while making it clear he had no comment on Myla Sinanaj claiming that Kim cheated on Reggie Bush.

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He is no longer married to Kim Kardashian, but that isn't stopping Kris Humphries from acting like an idiot.

According to Us, the Brooklyn Nets power forward partied late into the night Friday, remaining at New York City club Beauty & Essex until at least 1 a.m.

Why was this a problem? Because his team played the Chicago Bulls in Game 7 of the playoffs Saturday in Brooklyn, and went on to lose, 99-93.

Kris Humphries Pose

Humphries was reportedly at the hotspot to celebrate his older sister's 30th birthday, dancing and acting like... well, Kris Humphries.

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The 536-day battle appears to be over.

Sources tell TMZ that a judge will officially settle the Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce case later today, with a hearing scheduled that will bring this ridiculous back-and-forth to an end.

Kim Kardashian with Lipstick

As previously reported, reality has finally set in and Kris realizes he has zero chance of getting the marriage annulled.

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Prepare to mark down April 19 as a national holiday, THGers: the Kim Kardashian divorce case may finally be settled tomorrow!

With both parties due in court - following Kris Humphries' no-show last week - sources tell TMZ that legal peace may finally be reached between annoying reality star and douchey basketball player.

  • Kim Kardashian in Green
  • Kris Humphries Smiles

How come? Because Kris' stance that the marriage must be annulled is softening.

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The Kris Humphries hate train just gained a new passenger.

In light of the basketball player no-showing his divorce hearing today in Los Angeles, the judge in charge of the case has ripped Humphries to shreds, saying he mocked and disrespected the court by simply... not showing up.

  • Kim Kardashian, Big Boobs
  • Kris Humphries in Brooklyn

As far as anyone knows, Humphries had no reason to skip out on the mandatory conference. He simply chose to remain in New York.

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