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You've seen the engagement night photo. Now, readers, prepare yourselves for a look at Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian at their recent engagement party!!! OMG, we know.

Khloe posted the following photo on her blog today, taking credit for how "insane" it was to throw the shindig together with just three days' notice. What made her schedule so busy? Trying to find new ways to whine about her weight, we assume, while also memorizing next week's Keeping Up with the Kardashians script.

"The party turned out fab and Kimmie and Kris loved it, which made me so happy!" Khloe gushed.

Engagement Party Pic

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Really soon!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries only started dating last November, and he just proposed in May, but you can forget about a long engagement.

They're tying the knot Saturday, August 20.

While the pair hasn't confirmed where the ceremony will be or whether E! cameras will film the event, we're 100 percent guaranteeing they will.

A Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic

We suppose a summer wedding makes sense in terms of spinning off their new show and Kris' currently non-existent NBA season, but damn, that was fast!

Details are scarce, but it seems likely that Vera Wang will be designing Kim's dress, as the star has already gone to two appointments at Vera's stores.

What we do know for sure is that Khloe is going all out to embarrass Kim at her the bachelorette party, while Kris Jenner will be calling the shots.

THG will be providing extensive coverage of the big weekend, of course. It should be decadent ... but how long do you think this marriage will last?

 

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will likely receive their very own E! reality show. We'll wait for the shock to wear off before we continue...

Sources tell Hollywood Life that “Kim and Kris have been filming different parts of their lives, including wedding prep, but their show hinges on Kris’s contract negotiations," referencing the free agent power forward's professional status.

"It all depends on what teams he ends up with and their rules for their players and outside commitments.”

Reality Show Stars

Considering the disappearance of Lamar Odom in the NBA playoffs, soon after his reality show started airing, this could become a legitimate issue for any team that signs Humphries.

Are 10 rebound per game worth 10 cutaways per game to his cheering wife in the front row? We wonder if Red Auerbach has to deal with such dilemmas back in the way.

Will you watch a Kim/Kris reality show?

 

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Kim Kardashian is in love. And, for once, we're not talking about money, or attention, or endorsement, or talking about her weight.

The gigantic-breasted reality star spent the weekend with fiance Kris Humphries in his native state of Minneapolis.

"Kind of obsessed with Lake Minnetonka! Boats & O's!" Kim Tweeted yesterday. "It's like Vegas on the lake over here!"

Kim Kardashian Twitter Pic

Humphries sent out the above photo of his bride-to-be on a jet ski, writing to followers: "Look at Kim tearing up the lake!"

We haven't seen Kim stick her tongue out that far on camera since she did Ray J on video.

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Kathie Lee Gifford is privy to a vital piece of information. But, for a major change, The Today Show co-host isn't talking.

"I've been told a particular date," Gifford tells Pop Eater of the impending nuptials between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, adding that she and husband Frank Gifford are definitely attending.

Kris and Kim Photo

A peek at the couple's extravagant registry reveals that October 31 is a likely date for the ceremony, but sources now say Kim and Kris are looking at "private estates in Los Angeles" and the wedding could take place as early as August.

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With Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries asking guests for a $43 butter spreader, the following report should come as no surprise.

According to OK! Weekly, the nuptials - rumored to take place on Halloween - between this K-loving couple will run a tab of at least $10 million, as a friend tells the magazine “money is no object when it comes to walking down the aisle."

It helps, of course, when a TV network picks up the check.

Kim Kardashian Wedding Cover

Khloe Kardashian has said that her sister's wedding will rival that of Kate Middleton and Prince William, but an insider claims this is an actual likelihood.

“It’s actually not that much of a joke. Kim is seriously determined to have a royal-type extravaganza.”

Sadly, she does have more power in America than William and Kate have in Great Britain.

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The Kris Humphries/Kim Kardashian wedding registry has been unveiled, and the items on it don't uncover anything we don't already know about the reality star.

She's shallow enough to ask for a $46 martini glass from guests? A $43 butter spreader? Not exactly shocking

But the registry does possibly indicate the date of the monumental wedding: it lists the "Event Date" as October 31, 2011.

Kim Kardashian in London

What else is on the registry? The following ridiculous requests:

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We already know that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are engaged.

But how did this true love come about? What family obstacles did these two overcome to arrive at the special place where E! is planning their wedding special? And why was Khloe so emotional about their coupling up?

All these burning questions and more were at the center of last night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians season premiere.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Promo Photo

Kim kicked off the episode by telling her sisters she plans to give her children K names. They think she's crazy. Seriously, where would she possibly get that idea?!?

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Kim Kardashian is spending more time in court than she is... doing whatever the heck she actually does.

Aside from threatening Bret Lockett with a lawsuit for claiming the two had a fling, Kim has been drawing up a prenuptial agreement to protect herself against the possibility of divorce. Or, to be more accurate, Kris Jenner has been doing so.

She "drew up the contracts," a source told Us Weekly of Jenner's role in her daughter's legal life. "Kim's Beverly Hills home and all of her assets are protected... additionally, she keeps anything she earns during the marriage."

Photograph of Kim Kardashian

Kris Humphries is a solid NBA power forward, of course, so he'll still have millions when the couple's reality TV contract runs out if they split.

"He does not receive anything if the marriage fails," says the source. "He agreed to that. He's not worried."

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Normally, Kim Kardashian loves attention ... but not this kind of attention.

The professional celebrity is PISSED that In Touch Weekly is running a huge cover story claiming she has been cheating on her fiance, Kris Humphries.

They even name her supposed male mistress: NFL player Bret Lockett!

Kim Kardashian Caught Cheating?!

Kinky texts? Wild phone sex? Was Anthony Weiner involved?

Kim says she has never even met or spoken with Lockett ... but in the story Lockett is QUOTED PERSONALLY as saying that Kim pursued him, and that, "I knew this was a game to her ... this is what she does."

Yeah. Kim's rep says she's gonna be suing both In Touch and Bret.

A demand letter from Kim's lawyer has already been sent, threatening legal action and putting In Touch on notice, calling the cheating allegations "are, at a minimum, damaging, defamatory, and an invasion of her privacy."

The tabloid is running the story anyway. Lawyer up, In Touch.

THG POLL: What do you think? Did Kim have an affair?

 

[Photo: In Touch]