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Congratulations are in order for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, as they walked down the aisle this weekend and... wait, WHAT?!?

OK! Weekly has taken its misleading headlines to a new level, as the latest edition of this desperate tabloid screams that Kim "Weds," appears to depict in her a wedding dress and advertises "Complete Coverage" of an event that hasn't taken place yet.

What makes this a "Special Collector's Issue?" The gall editors possess to actually have printed it...

Kim Kardashian Kollector's Issue

Kim Kardashian actually gets married this Saturday - unless Reggie Bush steps in!!! - and THG truly will have complete coverage of the ceremony/reception. At no charge.

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We take it back: Kim Kardashian can reach A LOT lower than simply hawking a fragrance based on her wedding day.

The reality star took fiance Kris Humphries to Inglewood Cemetery on Sunday, the location where her father was buried in 2003... and she appears to have brought along an E! camera crew! See for yourself:

Kim Kardashian at a Cemetery

Might that be just a random passer-by? Ummm... maybe. But she's about six feet away from the couple, neither of whom seems to mind, and she's wearing a walkie talkie on her belt.

This is a move that only Larry Birkhead could admire. At least we hope that's the case. What do you think of Kim inviting a camera crew to her father's grave? It's...

 

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You may have seen the invitation, but, sorry folks, none of you are invited to Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' August 20 wedding ceremony.

However, the entire viewing world is welcome to tune in a couple months later and watch every detail unfold on Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, the two-night program that will air on E! on October 9 and 10.

Seriously, even this reality star's specials have boring titles.

Kris, Kim

Earlier this week, Kardashian announced that Vera Wang would be designing her dress, blogging:

"Vera has been a close family friend for a long time and we had talked about this moment for years. So when it came to picking my wedding dress designer, she was the first person I thought of. No one designs gowns the way she does!"

And no one exploits the ignorance of young fans or the concept of love like Kim does. It's a perfect match!

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Unless she takes our advice and gets back together with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian will walk down the aisle with Kris Humphries on August 20.

The black tie wedding will take place in Montecito, with the invitation reading: "Kris and Bruce Jenner request the pleasure of your company at the marriage of their daughter Kimberly Kardashian to Kristopher Humphries."

The Kim Kardashian Wedding Invitation

Aren't those crossed Ks adorable?!? What do you think of the invitation?

 

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You've seen the engagement night photo. Now, readers, prepare yourselves for a look at Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian at their recent engagement party!!! OMG, we know.

Khloe posted the following photo on her blog today, taking credit for how "insane" it was to throw the shindig together with just three days' notice. What made her schedule so busy? Trying to find new ways to whine about her weight, we assume, while also memorizing next week's Keeping Up with the Kardashians script.

"The party turned out fab and Kimmie and Kris loved it, which made me so happy!" Khloe gushed.

Engagement Party Pic
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by Free Britney at

Really soon!

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries only started dating last November, and he just proposed in May, but you can forget about a long engagement.

They're tying the knot Saturday, August 20.

While the pair hasn't confirmed where the ceremony will be or whether E! cameras will film the event, we're 100 percent guaranteeing they will.

A Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic

We suppose a summer wedding makes sense in terms of spinning off their new show and Kris' currently non-existent NBA season, but damn, that was fast!

Details are scarce, but it seems likely that Vera Wang will be designing Kim's dress, as the star has already gone to two appointments at Vera's stores.

What we do know for sure is that Khloe is going all out to embarrass Kim at her the bachelorette party, while Kris Jenner will be calling the shots.

THG will be providing extensive coverage of the big weekend, of course. It should be decadent ... but how long do you think this marriage will last?

 

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries will likely receive their very own E! reality show. We'll wait for the shock to wear off before we continue...

Sources tell Hollywood Life that “Kim and Kris have been filming different parts of their lives, including wedding prep, but their show hinges on Kris’s contract negotiations," referencing the free agent power forward's professional status.

"It all depends on what teams he ends up with and their rules for their players and outside commitments.”

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Considering the disappearance of Lamar Odom in the NBA playoffs, soon after his reality show started airing, this could become a legitimate issue for any team that signs Humphries.

Are 10 rebound per game worth 10 cutaways per game to his cheering wife in the front row? We wonder if Red Auerbach has to deal with such dilemmas back in the way.

Will you watch a Kim/Kris reality show?

 

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Kim Kardashian is in love. And, for once, we're not talking about money, or attention, or endorsement, or talking about her weight.

The gigantic-breasted reality star spent the weekend with fiance Kris Humphries in his native state of Minneapolis.

"Kind of obsessed with Lake Minnetonka! Boats & O's!" Kim Tweeted yesterday. "It's like Vegas on the lake over here!"

Kim Kardashian Twitter Pic

Humphries sent out the above photo of his bride-to-be on a jet ski, writing to followers: "Look at Kim tearing up the lake!"

We haven't seen Kim stick her tongue out that far on camera since she did Ray J on video.

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Kathie Lee Gifford is privy to a vital piece of information. But, for a major change, The Today Show co-host isn't talking.

"I've been told a particular date," Gifford tells Pop Eater of the impending nuptials between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, adding that she and husband Frank Gifford are definitely attending.

Kris and Kim Photo

A peek at the couple's extravagant registry reveals that October 31 is a likely date for the ceremony, but sources now say Kim and Kris are looking at "private estates in Los Angeles" and the wedding could take place as early as August.

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