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Ready to go inside the wedding of this century, last century and every century to come?

E! News has given fans a glimpse at yesterday's nuptials between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Seriously, there was a groom involved, too!

Below, get your first look at Kim's dress, Mason as ringbearer, Kris in a tux and Mama Jenner donning what may be the ugliest giant bow in fashion history. While we check records to verify this statement, enjoy the following sneak peek at a ceremony that made Kardashian more money than millions of people will see in their lifetime...

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Kim Kardashian did not take our advice. She and Kris Humphries did not share their first dance to any of our recommended singles.

Instead, Robin Thicke serenaded the couple to a blend of "Angels" and Let's' Stay Together," according to Ken Baker of E! News, who attended the entire event.

  • Pre-Wedding Day
  • On His Wedding Day

What other key details can we report from the festivities? Learn more about the marriage ceremony HERE, watch E! at 6 p.m. for special coverage and consider the following, vital reception tidbits:

  • Kim changed into two more dresses, both designed by Vera Wang.
  • Multiple members of The New Jersey Nets were in attendance, which actually required permission from the NBA due to that league's lockout.
  • Wolfgang Puck catered a meal that included buffalo mozzarella and heirloom tomato salad; a choice of hand-formed agnolotti with sweet corn mascarpone and summer truffles, or roast chicken with Yukon Gold potato puree, caramelized brussels sprouts and summer truffles. We feel like you need to know these things.
  • Kendall, Kylie, Khloé and Kourtney all eventually changed into matching white tracksuits.
  • Earth, Wind & Fire played "September."
  • Following the cutting of a multi-tier, chocolate and vanilla cake, a deejay took over the music duties and the party lasted until around midnight... when the fire marshal arrived and shut it down because the neighbors complained about noise.

Visit the official E! News website for more information and listen closely: somewhere, Ray J is crying...

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Did you hear that Kim Kardashian got married to Kris Humphries last night? It's true. It was a small ceremony, with just a few friends and very little fuss and.... JUST KIDDING!!!

There were 450 guests. Millions were spent. Millions more were earned by the participants, and we've got all the details below. First, though, we present the CNN report that almost made this ridiculous affair worthwhile. Check out the kid in the background:

As for the ceremony itself, with facts courtesy of E!, which will present live coverage of the wedding tonight? Deep breath...

  • Kim donned a strapless, ivory Vera Wang dress with a long train.
  • She wore Guiseppe Zanotti shoes.
  • Kris Humphries sported a Ermenegildo Zegna tuxedo, with black pants, a white shirt and a white bow tie.
  • Lorraine Schwartz designed the wedding rings.
  • Kim's party, all in ivory, consisted of Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian , Kylie and Kendal Jenner and Kris' sister, Kaela Humphries.
  • A passage in the program, written by Kim, read: "I so wish my dad could be here today to walk me down the aisle. But I know in a way he is here, and I feel his loving presence all around me. I love and miss you, dad."
  • What does Kim love most about Kris? She told the pastor before the event and it was then relayed to guests: he puts a smile on her face, is the "yin to her yang" and other cliches.
  • Kris loves Kim's compassion and how dedicated she is to family.
  • The ceremony, which included helicopters flying overhead at all times, concluded with a prayer. No truth to the rumor that it started with: Dear Lord, cha-ching! Thank you for creating E!, Twitter and Facebook....

People Magazine paid around $1 million for the rights to the wedding photos, which will be published in this week's edition.

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Following six months of dating, three months of an engagement and millions of dollars worth of endorsements, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married today in Montecito, California.

The bride wore Vera Wang, celebrity guests included Ryan Seacrest, Linday Lohan and Nicole Richie and... who are we kidding? Details about the event have been available for weeks! Expect many photos, quotes, videos and Tweets about the ceremony/reception to surface online over the coming days.

Then, of course, there will be the four-hour extravaganza on E! in October. In the meantime, we really do wish this couple all the best and we honor them below with a montage of their time together:

  • Kim K. and Kris
  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Photo
  • K Kouple
  • Kim Kardashian People Magazine Cover
  • Kris and Kim
  • A Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic
  • In Monaco
  • Kouple of Ks
  • Kim and Kris Times Two
  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic
  • Engagement Party Pic
  • Kris, Kim
  • So Kute!
  • Engagement Night!

How long do you give the marriage?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

One day, people. We are just one day away from the event of the century, the wedding of the decade, the money-making scheme to end all money-making schemes.

Kim Kardashian marries Kris Humphries tomorrow. OM...Ca-ching!

The Wedding of the Year!

What must you know heading into the big day? Consider this your official Kim Kardashian wedding primer:

  • The ceremony will take place at a $29 million estate in Montecito, CA.
  • Both the ceremony and the reception will take place under a giant tent, in order to maintain privacy from the paparazzi and ensure E! has the exclusive coverage.
  • Kim will wear a $25,000 dress by designer Vera Wang.
  • Fans will be asked to spend $100 on a nuptials-themed fragrance.
  • Kim will wear platform heels and her hair will be up.
  • The couple will put their honeymoon on hold so Kim can start shooting Kourtney & Kim Take New York.
  • Kris Humphries will wonder: What the Hell have I done?!?

Visit THG tomorrow and in the days/weeks that follow for photos and plenty of scoop from the nauseating event.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Congratulations are in order for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, as they walked down the aisle this weekend and... wait, WHAT?!?

OK! Weekly has taken its misleading headlines to a new level, as the latest edition of this desperate tabloid screams that Kim "Weds," appears to depict in her a wedding dress and advertises "Complete Coverage" of an event that hasn't taken place yet.

What makes this a "Special Collector's Issue?" The gall editors possess to actually have printed it...

Kim Kardashian Kollector's Issue

Kim Kardashian actually gets married this Saturday - unless Reggie Bush steps in!!! - and THG truly will have complete coverage of the ceremony/reception. At no charge.

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We take it back: Kim Kardashian can reach A LOT lower than simply hawking a fragrance based on her wedding day.

The reality star took fiance Kris Humphries to Inglewood Cemetery on Sunday, the location where her father was buried in 2003... and she appears to have brought along an E! camera crew! See for yourself:

Kim Kardashian at a Cemetery

Might that be just a random passer-by? Ummm... maybe. But she's about six feet away from the couple, neither of whom seems to mind, and she's wearing a walkie talkie on her belt.

This is a move that only Larry Birkhead could admire. At least we hope that's the case. What do you think of Kim inviting a camera crew to her father's grave? It's...

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

You may have seen the invitation, but, sorry folks, none of you are invited to Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' August 20 wedding ceremony.

However, the entire viewing world is welcome to tune in a couple months later and watch every detail unfold on Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, the two-night program that will air on E! on October 9 and 10.

Seriously, even this reality star's specials have boring titles.

Kris, Kim

Earlier this week, Kardashian announced that Vera Wang would be designing her dress, blogging:

"Vera has been a close family friend for a long time and we had talked about this moment for years. So when it came to picking my wedding dress designer, she was the first person I thought of. No one designs gowns the way she does!"

And no one exploits the ignorance of young fans or the concept of love like Kim does. It's a perfect match!

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Unless she takes our advice and gets back together with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian will walk down the aisle with Kris Humphries on August 20.

The black tie wedding will take place in Montecito, with the invitation reading: "Kris and Bruce Jenner request the pleasure of your company at the marriage of their daughter Kimberly Kardashian to Kristopher Humphries."

The Kim Kardashian Wedding Invitation

Aren't those crossed Ks adorable?!? What do you think of the invitation?

 

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