Kris Humphries

OMG, people. OMG!

On the two-part season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Humphries first asked for the blessing of Bruce Jenner... and then he got down on one knee and proposed to Kim Kardashian! She said yes, but the episode concluded with Khloe quizzing Kris over his intentions.

Will he go through with the wedding? What a cliffhanger! Check out two clips from the finale now and sound off: Do you think Kris and Kim will get married in any kind of insulting, lavish, ridiculous ceremony that earns the couple more money than Kris makes in a year playing professional basketball?

Kris Humphries Asks for a Blessing

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Mr. and Mrs. Kim Kardashian have arrived in New York City after a brief European mini-honeymoon this week, smiling all the way to the bank/hotel.

Kim also hit up Sunday's VMAs solo.

While his new bride did whatever it is she does in L.A., Kris Humphries was in Minnesota, packing for NYC for the next couple of months.

Why the relocation to the Big Apple?

 

Humphries used to ball for the nearby New Jersey Nets, but there's currently no NBA season and he's a free agent anyway. More importantly, the breadwinner of the marriage needs to film Season 2 of Kourtney and Kim Take New York.

Tomorrow, Niche Media founder Jason Binn and wedding planner Colin Cowie are throwing Mr. and Mrs. Kardashian a post-wedding, welcome bash.

Hey, they haven't celebrated their relationship in a public venue surrounded by cameras in a matter of days. We were starting to get scared ...

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Welcome to THG Asks, a fun feature in which two of our celebrity gossip experts debate topical issues in the entertainment world and you decide who wrote the winning argument!

Today, THG Asks: Will Kim Kardashian's marriage last?

YES by Free Britney

Kim Kardashian's wedding was scripted nonsense. We know this.

That is merely who Kim Kardashian is, though: A bland, better-than-average looking chick makes a living from her celeb status despite being expressionless as drywall and devoid of talent.

Nowhere in that job description does she have to be incapable of love.

I'll be the first to ridicule Kim's shameless attempt to kash in on anything. When I read that Kris Humphries' family was appalled at the spectacle of the wedding, I wasn't the least but surprised. But that's precisely why it WILL last.

No one would marry Kim Kardashian for her fame (and become a joke in the process). He's got his own money (and she's got a prenup). He's in it for the only reason anybody could possibly put up with this 24/7/365 charade: Kim's heart.

Congrats. Bring on the sex tape.

A moment Kim and Kris will never forget ... thanks to E!

NO CHANCE by Hilton Hater

There's no way Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries will last. Here's why:

The power forward is a free agent. Coming off a career season, it's unlikely New Jersey (his previous employer) will match his contract demands.

Neither will any other team in a major market.

The Los Angeles Lakers have plenty of size; the Knicks are keeping their salary cap options open for Chris Paul or Dwight Howard; Miami is enough of a circus without employing Humphries in the same city that is now also home to Reggie Bush; Blake Griffin plays the same position for the Clippers.

I foresee Humphries going someplace like Houston, or maybe Utah. And, come on, you can't honestly say Kim Kardashian will stay with a man who lives outside an entertainment news hot spot. It's unlikely Star Magazine could even find Salt Lake City on a map.

Indeed, at some point, the NBA lockout will end and, with it, so will this farce of a marriage. And we all know what that means: a divorce special on E!

THG Asks you ... will it last?

While fans and critics debate the beauty of her wedding dress in the States, Kim Kardashian has jetted off to Europe with new husband Kris Humphries.

Multiple sources confirm that the newlyweds landed in Paris this week and then headed to Italy, where a limousine was waiting in Naples to take the couple to a cruise ship. They're expected to hit the waters of the Mediterranean for a week, with stops in towns such as towns of Amalfi and Positano.

With a break from this painful pairing in America, citizens are left to debate topics from their wedding that include:

• Does our culture need to reassess its values?
• Why is Kim Kardashian famous again?
• What K-name will be given to their first child?
• How awesome is Ray J?!?

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Sorry, Kris Jenner. But your ridiculous bow - seen in the video below - was actually NOT the most absurd aspect of your daughter's wedding on Saturday.

Instead, that honor falls to the vows uttered by Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. For richer or for poorer? We somehow doubt these two will need to worry about such a dilemma.

Kim Kardashian Wedding Sneak Peek

Kim and Kris earned over $17 million from the ceremony and reception, and that's without considering all the free items bestowed upon the couple. Try to keep your lunch own and read through the following list. Kardashian and Humphries either pocketed or received...

• $15 million for the upcoming wedding special on E!.
• $2.5 million for exclusive photos with People Magazine.
• $300,000 for the exclusive engagement announcement with People.
• $100,000 for exclusive rights to the bridal shower for Britain’s OK! Weekly.
• $50,000 to have the bachelorette party at Tao in Las Vegas.
• $15,000 to $20,000 for Hansen’s Bakery wedding cake.
• $20,000 Vera Wang wedding dress and fittings.
• $40,000 for two more Vera Wang evening dresses, worn during the reception.
• $400,000 in Perrier Jouet champagne.
• $150,000 in hair and makeup for photo shoots videos.
• $10,000 in Lehr & Black wedding invitations.
• Major discounts on the $2 million 20.5-carat engagement ring and $1 million wedding bands by jeweler Lorraine Schwartz.

It's true what they say: money cannot buy you happiness. But phony love can buy you money.

Ready to go inside the wedding of this century, last century and every century to come?

E! News has given fans a glimpse at yesterday's nuptials between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Seriously, there was a groom involved, too!

Below, get your first look at Kim's dress, Mason as ringbearer, Kris in a tux and Mama Jenner donning what may be the ugliest giant bow in fashion history. While we check records to verify this statement, enjoy the following sneak peek at a ceremony that made Kardashian more money than millions of people will see in their lifetime...

Kim Kardashian Wedding Sneak Peek

Kim Kardashian did not take our advice. She and Kris Humphries did not share their first dance to any of our recommended singles.

Instead, Robin Thicke serenaded the couple to a blend of "Angels" and Let's' Stay Together," according to Ken Baker of E! News, who attended the entire event.

What other key details can we report from the festivities? Learn more about the marriage ceremony HERE, watch E! at 6 p.m. for special coverage and consider the following, vital reception tidbits:

• Kim changed into two more dresses, both designed by Vera Wang.
• Multiple members of The New Jersey Nets were in attendance, which actually required permission from the NBA due to that league's lockout.
• Wolfgang Puck catered a meal that included buffalo mozzarella and heirloom tomato salad; a choice of hand-formed agnolotti with sweet corn mascarpone and summer truffles, or roast chicken with Yukon Gold potato puree, caramelized brussels sprouts and summer truffles. We feel like you need to know these things.
• Kendall, Kylie, Khloé and Kourtney all eventually changed into matching white tracksuits.
• Earth, Wind & Fire played "September."
• Following the cutting of a multi-tier, chocolate and vanilla cake, a deejay took over the music duties and the party lasted until around midnight... when the fire marshal arrived and shut it down because the neighbors complained about noise.

Visit the official E! News website for more information and listen closely: somewhere, Ray J is crying...

Did you hear that Kim Kardashian got married to Kris Humphries last night? It's true. It was a small ceremony, with just a few friends and very little fuss and.... JUST KIDDING!!!

There were 450 guests. Millions were spent. Millions more were earned by the participants, and we've got all the details below. First, though, we present the CNN report that almost made this ridiculous affair worthwhile. Check out the kid in the background:

Kim Kardashian Wedding Report

As for the ceremony itself, with facts courtesy of E!, which will present live coverage of the wedding tonight? Deep breath...

• Kim donned a strapless, ivory Vera Wang dress with a long train.
• She wore Guiseppe Zanotti shoes.
• Kris Humphries sported a Ermenegildo Zegna tuxedo, with black pants, a white shirt and a white bow tie.
• Lorraine Schwartz designed the wedding rings.
• Kim's party, all in ivory, consisted of Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian , Kylie and Kendal Jenner and Kris' sister, Kaela Humphries.
• A passage in the program, written by Kim, read: "I so wish my dad could be here today to walk me down the aisle. But I know in a way he is here, and I feel his loving presence all around me. I love and miss you, dad."
• What does Kim love most about Kris? She told the pastor before the event and it was then relayed to guests: he puts a smile on her face, is the "yin to her yang" and other cliches.
• Kris loves Kim's compassion and how dedicated she is to family.
• The ceremony, which included helicopters flying overhead at all times, concluded with a prayer. No truth to the rumor that it started with: Dear Lord, cha-ching! Thank you for creating E!, Twitter and Facebook....

People Magazine paid around $1 million for the rights to the wedding photos, which will be published in this week's edition.

Following six months of dating, three months of an engagement and millions of dollars worth of endorsements, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married today in Montecito, California.

The bride wore Vera Wang, celebrity guests included Ryan Seacrest, Linday Lohan and Nicole Richie and... who are we kidding? Details about the event have been available for weeks! Expect many photos, quotes, videos and Tweets about the ceremony/reception to surface online over the coming days.

Then, of course, there will be the four-hour extravaganza on E! in October. In the meantime, we really do wish this couple all the best and we honor them below with a montage of their time together:

How long do you give the marriage?

One day, people. We are just one day away from the event of the century, the wedding of the decade, the money-making scheme to end all money-making schemes.

Kim Kardashian marries Kris Humphries tomorrow. OM...Ca-ching!

What must you know heading into the big day? Consider this your official Kim Kardashian wedding primer:

• The ceremony will take place at a $29 million estate in Montecito, CA.
• Both the ceremony and the reception will take place under a giant tent, in order to maintain privacy from the paparazzi and ensure E! has the exclusive coverage.
• Kim will wear a $25,000 dress by designer Vera Wang.
• Fans will be asked to spend $100 on a nuptials-themed fragrance.
• Kim will wear platform heels and her hair will be up.
• The couple will put their honeymoon on hold so Kim can start shooting Kourtney & Kim Take New York.
• Kris Humphries will wonder: What the Hell have I done?!?

Visit THG tomorrow and in the days/weeks that follow for photos and plenty of scoop from the nauseating event.