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Forget about Kim Kardashian for a moment. Or for a lifetime, many are urging.

What is going on with Kris Humphries these days? How does he feel about the Divorce Heard Around the World? OK! Weekly claims to have the answer.

Kris Humphries Tabloid Cover

“He really thought she just gave up too quickly and didn’t even try,” an insider tells the tabloid. “It came out of nowhere — he really didn’t see the divorce coming. He’s angry and also very sad.”

Things have been "painful" for Humphries, this source adds. Heck, he doesn't even have a job these days because there's no end in sight to the NBA lockout.

“He feels like no one cares what he has to say or wants to hear his side of the story because Kim is a bigger celebrity,” says the friend. “People care more about her.”

And in related news, the sky is blue and Lindsay Lohan has had a few problems with the law.

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I feel like where we're at right now is the best time in my life. - Kim Kardashian to Marie Claire, at some point in between marrying Kris Humphries and divorcing him 72 days later.

Even the most ardent, delusional Kim Kardashian fan must now admit: this woman is lying about something.

Kim is featured in the December 2011 issue of Marie Claire, as the magazine runs an interview she gave to them not long before filing for divorce from Kris Humphries.

Kim Kardashian Marie Claire Cover

In it, Kim says she and her husband at the time "have a lot of trust," adding:

"I don't think either of us would do anything to break that. It makes life so easy. He's such a good guy; he is so down-to-earth, and it's such a reality check. He is a normal guy, and I just want to chill out and be normal and not get glammed up all the time. He gets it. Sometimes my life can be really intimidating for people, but he allows me to work and do what I've gotta do."

Unfortunately, sometimes what a talent-free reality star has gotta do is milk the public for millions and then shove her man out the door. Either that's the case...

... Or, as hinted at in this letter to family members, something actually happened. Kris did something to break Kardashian's trust. It's possible. But what is NOT possible is the scenario Kim wants everyone to believe: they got married out of love, she gushed about him weeks later to Marie Claire, and then the marriage simply ended.

Man. This is akin to the world's most nauseating Choose Your Own Adventure book.

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Kris Humphries is preparing for battle.

The power forward, who reportedly had been refusing to go through with his divorce from Kim Kardashian, has now hired Lee Hutton, a Minnesota-based attorney who represents a number of pro athletes.

Kris H.

But where is Humphries?

"He doesn't want a war. He's lying low," a source tells E! News about the free agent, who is still without a job, as the NBA lockout extends into Thanksgiving.

A war, meanwhile, is evidently taking place within the Kardashian household. A new report cites major tension between Kim and her siblings, as they are sick of her fake, attention-starved ways. Kris Jenner, conversely, couldn't be more proud of her daughter.

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Will this nightmare never end?!?

Despite numerous sources claiming no reconciliation is on the horizon for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, Life & Style now reports that the latter "doesn't believe in divorce" and refuses to sign his divorce papers.

Kim Kardashian Motivational Poster

Soon after the split was announced, Humphries did say he was "devastated" over the development, adding: "I'm committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it work."

Pastor Joel Johnson, meanwhile, who married the couple, has even weighed in, adding: "I would love to connect with Kim and try to pull the reins back and redirect this energy in a more redemptive way."

Sorry, pastor, it's too late. The energy has also been directed to season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, which will use this entirely scripted marriage and break-up as an ongoing storyline.

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We hate to break this to you, reality TV fans, but not all fairy tales can have a happy ending.

That's the message sent by the following promo for season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, which premieres November 27 and which has packaged the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries divorce into a central storyline for upcoming episodes.

It's almost as though the entire split was scripted just to increase ratings for the season ahead. But there's no way someone as real as Kim Kardashian would do that, right? Watch now to see Kris and Kim fight over his whereabouts and let's all hope and pray that these two make it...

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Kris Humphries got married on television to a reality star whose entire life is decided by her manager and her mother. But the NBA power forward's father insists: his son did NOT see a divorce from Kim Kardashian coming.

"There was never a discussion about it - it just came out of nowhere and blindsided Kris," William Humphries tells Life & Style. "How could someone do that? Kris was completely surprised. The news was already published before he found out!"

But why didn't Kris just check the script for season two of Kourtney & Kim Take New York?

Kim Kardashian on Life & Style Kover

Kardashian allegedly warned family and friends about the announcement prior to making it, but a friend says Kris was so hurt by being left out of the decision-making process that he refused to speak to Kim until she visited him in Minnesota at the behest of her PR team.

"Kris told me that Kim was texting him a lot, but he wouldn't respond," this pal claims. "They did speak briefly the day the split was announced - but only because Kim was apparently pissed that Kris had released his own statement."

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After a surprising weekend trip to Minnesota in which she sought to gain some positive PR and prove she's not defecating on the institution of marriage gain klosure with Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian is back in Los Angeles.

Wearing all black except for a leopard print scarf, Kim sported a dour expression as she walked through the terminal and was whisked off to her secret hideout.

So what came out of her trip to Kris' home state?

Kim and Kris in Vegas

The two met for two hours on Sunday at Humphries' lakefront Minnesota home with Pastor Joel Johnson, who officiated the couple’s August wedding ceremony.

The E! star was then seen making several calls from the home's porch; Pastor Johnson declined to answer reporters questions about how the couple is doing.

Sources klose to the kouple say it's definitely not accurate to call this a rekonciliation, but the door has not been klosed on it, either. So ... that's something.

One source says Kris was "ecstatic" Kim kame to Minnesota and truly wants her back. As for Kim .... she's unsure what will make her the most money she wants.

Kim "wants to make sure she and Kris have closure and talk everything out," according to another source. That and look like she's human and not a phony.

What better way to stay in the news than miraculously "fix" their marriage, right? Or maybe we're just cynical and she really just wants to talk. You tell us:

What do you think's going on here?

 

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Kim Kardashian is doing all she can to milk her divorce for all the publicity possible smooth things over with Kris Humphries.

The disgraceful reality star actually flew to her ex-husband's hometown today, as multiple sources confirm she's landed in Minnesota.

Hello, Fans!

To what end? NOT to reconcile, insiders tell TMZ. Instead, Kim and Kris will simply meet with the pastor that officiated their August 20 wedding in an attempt to gain closure.

And, hey, if paparazzi just happen to be present, and if new stories are created out of the meeting, and if this trip makes Kim seem more sympathetic and less despicable for crapping all over the institution of marriage... so be it, right?

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New information has leaked out regarding the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries divorce, something that goes beyond the nauseating, scripted comments spewed forth this week from the former's family.

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TMZ reports that Kim actually wrote a letter to family members immediately prior to filing on Monday, excerpts from which include:

I know this seems crazy... I've spent the last few months struggling with my marriage... Kris is a great guy but we come from such different worlds and he isn't what I thought when we 1st met. I'm embarrassed that I took everyone on this journey with me and had this huge wedding. But I have to be happy, so I have to let this relationship go.

This is the first we've heard of a possible, legitimate reason for the split. Kris isn't what she thought he was?!? Does she simply mean Kris is normal and not money-hungry? Or might a story in Us Weekly be true, that Humphries made an awful business investment and Kim cannot forgive him?

Why do you think Kim and Kris got married?

 

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We've heard plenty from Kim Kardashian's side - this reality star just needs a break, people must stop judging her just because she made a mockery of marriage - but what about Kris Humphries?

How is this bruising power forward doing since the Divorce Announcement Heard 'Round the World?

What Happened?!?

"He's getting through it day by day," a source tells People. "It's a tough situation."

Sure, absolutely. It must help, though, that insiders say Kris and Kim split 30% of the revenue made off every single commercial that aired for their wedding special. Humphries especially needs that extra five or 10 million, considering he's locked out from his NBA job these days.

"It's not an easy position for anyone," this friend says of the backlash Kris has received. "He's a gentleman and wants to make things right – the ring and any gift he gave her was out of love and he doesn't expect them back."